DUmmie FUnnies

I'm on my way to the ABC Islands of the Caribbean for eight days aboard the Celebrity Beyond starting Saturday April 27. The first place I hit will be the Ocean View Café BUFFET bar where not only a plethora of delicious food is awaiting me for lunch tomorrow but also I can start drinking again. In fact, I think I might start drinking a few beers today so all those drinks won't be a complete shock to my system. Oh, and our Steve Kane Radio Show group also has a serious mission project aboard ship. Namely to try out ALL the Martinis on the Martini Bar menu. Perhaps we shall determine which is the best Martini aboard.

The biggest mistake a TDS liberal from New York can make is keying a MAGA vehicle in the FREE state of Florida. Just look at what happened to one Richard Brothers of Syracuse, New York who keyed a pickup truck in a supermarket parking lot in the Lower Keys of Florida that had a "Let's Go Brandon!" bumper sticker. Brothers at first ACTED like he didn't know why the very polite officer from the Monroe County Sheriffs Department had approached him. However, after being confronted with surveillance of him doing the dirty deed he quickly confessed. Watch as poor Dick is arrested as his wife goes into angry shock as he was handcuffed and driven away to jail. However, the WORST still awaits him. Had he just taken his punishment like a man, Dick Brothers, would have been given at least some credit but, as you can see, despite the surveillance videos and his confession, Dick pleaded... NOT GUILTY. As a result Dick Brothers has condemned himself to ETERNAL mockery. This will follow him around for the rest of his life... and beyond. And you just know from the video that his wife will make the rest of his life pure HELL for causing her extreme very public embarrassment. The only thing worse for Dick Brothers than Mrs. Brothers dumping him is Mrs. Brothers staying with him because you just know she will making every second of the rest of his life an experience of absolute MISERY. Oh, and anybody else notice the irony of someone getting busted in the Keys for keying? Also there is the matter of someone named Dick Brothers being locked up with the brothers. By pleading NOT GUILTY the judge will be much more inclined to throw the book at Dick Brothers.