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Indian comedian Brandomino has the incredible comedy chops to move on from the Indian version of the Borscht Belt to the general American community with his absolutely HILARIOUS Kamala shtick. Here is just a small sampling of his Scamala shtick but you can catch a ton more of his material on X (which Indians pronounce as "Twitter") at @brandominoefect. DON'T ACT LIKE US! DON'T ACT LIKE US!

It's always the eyes. They betray the soul within. Just as with the Colorado Secretary of State with the crazy eyes as she tried to keep Donald Trump off that state's ballot, the equally deranged eyes of Mrs. Tim Walz, Gwen Walz, betray her as being possessed by the TDS demon within. Both Orange Man Bad and the smell of burning tires apparently trigger Mrs. Walz into a state of crazed demonic possession.

Imagine knowing that you are about to be exposed for being involved in the biggest network news scandal of all time? Could that be why ABC News anchor David Muir suddenly appears to be very very nervous? Every time anyone now watches Muir they can't help but think about his pledge at the beginning of the September 10 debate that "No topics or questions have been shared with the campaigns." The good news for David Muir is that his extreme on air anxiety may soon be relieved by being relieved of his job thanks to the ABC Whistleblower. More significantly, this cheating scandal could lead to the ABC network being relieved of its broadcast license. TDS is such an amazing force that it can cause people and organizations to cast all caution and common sense to the winds.

We have had TWO assassination attempts on President Donald Trump in TWO months and who does NBC Anchor Lester Holt blame for this? Donald Trump. Yes, Lester Holt blamed Trump's "rhetoric" for the latest assassination attempt and then immediately segued NOT to the scene of the assassination attempt in Florida but to Springfield, Ohio where Maggie Vespa continued to spill venom by attacking Trump's assertions about the situation there. Fortunately, as you see in this video, real reporter Nick Sortor was on the scene to confront fake news reporter Vespa who immediately hid behind her protective bubble. Vespa will never report on the real situation in Springfield because her fat NBC paycheck depends on her perpetrating the DNC approved narrative. And Lester Holt knows he has to stoop to new lows in attacking Trump even when he has been subjected to an assassination attempt because his anchor chair gig depends on him going full dirt when it comes to Trump.

From the files of Campaign Cringe Confidential we present to you the many many cringe scenes from just five days on the campaign trail of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. After watching this you will definitely be ready to "turn the page" and wipe what you just saw from your memory banks.

Put this at the top of the category of Memes Gone Wrong. Megaphonix took a clip of the left-wing nephew of the Young Turks Chunk Yogurt, Hasan Piker, reacting to Donald Trump at the debate and remixed it as a supposed anti-Trump meme. Unfortunately for Megaphonix that meme was fully embraced by MAGA to the extent that it was taken down. However, since so many MAGA folks copied that meme before the takedown it will live on forever as a MAGA meme much to the consternation of poor TDS Megaphonix.

The breaking scandal about the Kamala Harris campaign being fed the questions in advance for the ABC News debate has a familiar ring. The Quiz Show scandal of the 1950s. Back then the games were rigged for ratings and the debate was rigged for politics. "Quiz Show" was a major motion picture and now it is a major political scandal. Coming soon to a wide screen TV near you! We don't need an ABC Whistleblower to tell us the debate was a scandal. Just ask yourselves how many times the moderators fact checked the many obvious lies of Kamala Harris. If that answer is ZERO then that alone is a scandal.

If you think that the ABC News debate moderators, which included a SORORITY SISTER of Kamala, were biased then meet the over the top biased TDS moderators of the upcoming Vice-Presidential CBS debate on October 1. Norah O'Donnell who is so divorced from reality as to be a Border Czar Denialist and Margaret Brennan whose hatred of Trump is so extreme that she slammed him just hours after he was shot on July 13. Both of these moderators need to be labeled with disclaimers that they hate Trump in particular and MAGA in general. Will they also FAIL to fact check Tim Walz as happened at the Presidential Debate when only Trump got that biased treatment and SORORITY SISTER Kamala Harris got a free pass despite her flat out lies?

ABC's Jonathan Karl was so highly aroused by Kamala Harris' handshake at the start of the debate that he could hardly contain himself gushing about it later. Oh, he was so aroused by her handshake that he was ready to burst!

A STUNNING admission by Morning Joe's Katty Kay just hours before the debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump.Kay flat out stated that a debate on the ISSUES, namely the economy and the border, would be a sure LOSER for Kamala. Instead Kay urged Kamala to ditch debating the facts and to make it about Trump "behaving badly." Why would Katty Kay make this admission in public? Possibly because she has become so comfortable among her fellow liberals on Morning Joe that it is easy to forget that there is a larger audience watching, including a certain fellow from the DUmmie FUnnies monitoring Morning Joe for their hilarious foibles including this one.

The mood on the set of the Morning Joe show just a day before the big debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump is DEEP GLOOM. Special Kudos to Mourning Mika for bringing up a new term devised by the left namely "Sane Washed." They use that to describe when moderators or reporters ask President Trump normal questions about policy instead of constantly attacking him as a monster. This is described by them (and Mika) as "Sane Washing." I prefer to think of it as describing the sanity washed out of extreme TDS sufferers such as the Morning Shmoe Crew, especially Mika. "Sane Washed."

Yeah, Donald Trump is really worried about the supposedly fantastic good looks of Kamala Harris which could help her in winning the September 10 debate between them according to an "Inside Politics" panelist at CNN. Right now Kamala has at least two people helping her: Mr. Jack Daniels and Mr. Jim Beam. The only question is how much help Kamala is now taking from these two aides. Don't worry, Kamala. According to the CNN panelist it doesn't really matter what you say no matter how incoherent it may be. What really counts is your looks which will overwhelm everything else.

Liberals were jumping for joy over Robert F. Kennedy Jr being forced to remain on the ballots of Michigan and North Carolina despite him requesting the removal of his name from those ballots. On September 6, those liberals were hit with a hard case of Karmatic Kickback.

You can take polls and probability models with a grain of salt but one thing is for sure, the HILARIOUS panic ATTACK by leftists over Nate Silver's latest election probability model showing Donald Trump with a 60% chance of winning. To illustrate just how much entertaining PANIC this has caused, the DUmmie FUnnies has gone old school by returning to DUmmieLand to observe the DUmmie reactions to this. BTW, although I looked at only one thread, there are multiple DUmmie threads obsessively rubbing their worry beads over this as well as similar threads in KOmmieland aka The Daily Kos. Check them out for the great laughs they provide!

Is the Brazilian Censorship Judge Alexandre de Moraes, who took down X (always to be known as Twitter) in Brazil and who threatened to arrest anyone using that platform, the Spawn of Satan? When you watch him in action he definitely gives off strong Demonic vibes as you can see.

The King of Misinformation, Brian Stelter, is returning to CNN to become ironically their Chief Media Analyst. So will their Chief Media Analyst ANALYZE where he went wrong when he vociferously defended the veracity of the discredited Steele Dossier in 2017? And after that the Chief Media Analyst will need to explain why he claimed that Hunter Biden's laptop was the result of Russian Disinformation in 2020. If you want to see Misinformation in the Media then be sure to watch the antics of Brian Stelter, CNN's Chief Media Analyst. It will be up to you to decide whether Stelter is once again perpetrating Misinformation or Disinformation.

It's on! In the wake of the DISASTROUS Kamala Harris interview on CNN, much of the tension over who will will win the 2024 election has eased. In its place a new contest has taken its place namely who has more of a FAKE ghetto accent? Kamala Harris or Laura Loomer? Perhaps this new contest will become the center of analysis by Mark Halperin and his 2Way channel crew. YOU FEELS ME?

I used the TikTok Tell to determine just how much of a disaster the Kamala interview on CNN was. I went to TikTok and entered these three words into their search: "Kamala CNN Interview". Try it for yourselves. You will see almost NO favorable impressions of Kamala Harris' performance (along with Tim Walz) on that interview. In fact the very few pro-Kamala videos that you will see concerning that interview will also reveal what a disaster it was. In this video I present one of those pro-Kamala TikTok videos made by Zerlina Maxwell who hosts a show on SiriusXM and she is FURIOUS at CNN for supposedly asking her beloved Kamala supposedly tough questions which somehow explains why she performed so poorly during that interview.

Don't believe your own lyin' eyes which saw disturbing images on the news of a gang of illegal aliens taking over an apartment complex in Aurora, Colorado. The Aurora police department is telling us that did not happen. So what was the motivation for this pathetic gaslighting? Most likely Democrats panicked when they saw the result in Aurora of open borders and the effect it could have on this election so the police were forced to do the over the top gaslighting shtick in a desperate attempt to keep Orange Man Bad out of the White House where he is certain to put a STOP to all such illegal alien gangs taking over apartment complexes not just in Aurora but in the entire country.

Did the CNN interview seem short to you? That was because only 18 minutes of the 45 minute interview was shown on "live" (as CNN lied) TV. IOW, SIXTY PERCENT of the entire interview was cut out at because Kamala and her team demanded it. And being the DNC lackeys that they are, CNN fully complied with that request. Can anybody out there, in their wildest imagination, think that CNN would comply with such a request by say Donald Trump or JD Vance? Of course not. A lot of people are now requesting the transcript of the FULL interview. That is NOT good enough because who can trust CNN to provide an accurate transcript? They MUST release the ENTIRE video of the interview. The 18 minutes of the Kamala interview was pretty disastrous so imagine what the video from the SIXTY PERCENT of the interview we did NOT see must be like. Nobody from the Trump campaign and Team MAGA should make an appearance on CNN for the rest of this campaign season without DEMANDING that CNN release the video of the FULL 45 minutes interview.

Kamala Harris in her first interview in over a month has been widely panned for her lame performance despite being fed easy questions by Dana Bash aka Border Czar Denialist. However, the one overwhelming thing that struck me as well as many others is how SMALL Kamala looked in her interview setting. So small that the two others with her appeared to be giants. Is Kamala Harris actually shrinking? My theory is that she was puffed up by the Democrats and the media at her convention but is now rapidly shrinking before our eyes as she has become... THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING CANDIDATE!

"Border Czar Denialist" is just another way of saying "Reality Denialist." When you do a quick search online of the Terms "Kamala Harris Border" for the period of January until the end of July 2021 you are hit with an OVERWHELMING number of links to many news stories of Kamala Harris being assigned to find to be the point person ("Border Czar") on the border. In fact, the headline of a Politico story dated March 4, 2021 clearly states, "Biden makes Harris the point person on immigration issues amid border surge." And yet we have Border Czar Denialists (aka REALITY Denialists) such as Dana Bash claiming that what not only happened but was widely reported upon at the time... didn't happen. The other game they play is the semantics game by claiming there is not an official job title called "Border Czar" Right. "Czar" is a colloquial term used to describe someone in the Federal government that has been assigned to solve a particular problem, in this case the border. And yet we are now presented with the ABSURDITY of a Border Czar Denialist being assigned to interview Kamala the FAILED Border Czar. So how can Dana Bash question Kamala about her biggest FAILURE when the interviewer denies that Kamala was ever a Border Czar? It might not even be necessary for Emotional Support Governor Tim Walz to be on hand since Bash and CNN have already rigged the interview.

It looks incredibly WEAK for a female presidential candidate to be accompanied to her first post-nomination interview by a male chaperone, or as Megyn Kelly hilariously put it, an "emotional support governor." This only fortifies the perception of total TERROR of an interview by Kamala Harris that she is willing to risk looking so weak that she has to have "Command Sergeant Major" Tim Walz standing guard for her in order to protect Kamala by leaping upon any absurdly light softball question lobbed her way by Dana Bash, a Border Czar denialist.

Interview. Interview! INTERVIEW!!! Don't panic Kamala. We know you have assumed Clamshell Mode since your unearned convention deification due to the fear of both the upcoming debate with Trump and especially your promised FIRST media interview by the end of August which also means by the end of this week. MSNBC can't be helping relieve the pressure on MIA Kamala Harris by focusing on her first INTERVIEW over and over and over again as you can see in this 11th Hour segment from Monday. But don't worry, Kamala. You can ease the pressure of facing your first INTERVIEW of the campaign by drowning out your fears with the reliable Firewater. Oh, and just before your first INTERVIEW a Firewater booster of several pints to a full bottle could help reduce the pressure on you over doing your first INTERVIEW. NO FEAR! But first... the bottle.

A major change in the political world happened last Friday with Robert F. Kennedy Jr endorsing Donald Trump. As a result there were many reactions to that event. Here are a few of them. Of particular interest was the reaction of CNN which broke away from RFK Jr's speech when he began criticizing Kamala Harris and the Democrats yet on another program recognized the significant impact his endorsement of Trump could have on the election.