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China is a$$hoe. Turdo backs up; so does Ouchy Fauci. Downs Barbie is a thing. Modern brides just aren’t hairy enough. Crowder gets Depp’d. Florida protects children; groomers spaz out. Trump brags about Big Macs while Basement Joe tells Whoppers. ----- Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on https://counterculturewise.com Merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/CCWise/shop SPICER SPOOFS, INTERVIEWS & OTHER NON-YEETED VIDEOS ON: Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/counterculturewise Rumble https://rumble.com/counterculturewise Thank you! Join our LIVE podcast Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe! Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Venmo: @StormKatt

Pfizer pays the FDA to force a fourth jab; more on the way. The queen is not amused, or sick, either. Told ya there’d be a black market for travelling papers. Beat poetry makes you want to beat actresses. Trudeau is finding Nazis under his bed again. King Brandon wants to force us to like him, CBS helps. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Disney smells a rat. Nikki Fried deletes her OnlyFans, Musk trolls Gates, CNN minuses out, Amazon leaks its list, lunar plans bomb, King Brandon (as usual) gets it wrong. ----- Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise SPICER SPOOFS & NON-YEETED VIDEOS ON: Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/counterculturewise Rumble https://rumble.com/counterculturewise SUPPORT US! Our show is 100% dependent on contributions from our subscribers and free-thinking partners. Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe! Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE Merchandise: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/counterculturewise SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Bitcoin: 1FPbvPgPxSbeBmLc9QkMJACCaYpntKHi1u PayPal: http://counterculturewise.com/support Venmo: @StormKatt Listen LIVE Sunday nights, 6p Pacific Our Main (totally shadow banned, demonetized) Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/CounterCultureWISE

The Pentagon denies, and then confirms, US-funded bio labs in Ukraine. China asks them to punish themselves for spreading misinformation almost as deadly as a virus from Wuhan. Canadian dictator Trudeau goes on a European tour to spread lies about his own people. Jen Psaki blames big oil for not being able to out-maneuver big government. Twitter hosts dictator flame wars. Fact checkers fail their own fact checks and mislabel the results as misinformation.

King Brandon is going to kill us all. Redittors are going to kill more Ukrainians. Trees are going to…uh…do nothing as usual… SCOTUS diversity hire is a moron. Shutdowns should be permanent. Xi rules over Brandon, but, dude, SLAP! Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

The worst exchange in history gets Putin laughing so hard he’s crapping himself. Lunchbucket Joe hates unions. David Rivera defaults to democrat. China sucks, ‘nuff said. If you like what we do, find us on: Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/counterculturewise Rumble https://rumble.com/counterculturewise Thank you! Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Merch: http://tee.pub/lic/lwaO5GuzEpk Join our LIVE podcast Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website

Max brings back the White House Press Secretary for another hard-hitting interview on the current situation in Afghanistan. Are Americans stranded or not? Voiced by James Moniz & Mélanie Hope Animated by Mélanie Hope Subscribe to the podcast: iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/ccwitunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6gn0tDPaacuEsbNqxxarGN Google Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/y52wotys Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/counterculturewise?refid=stpr IHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-counterculturewise-47506105/ Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459487 Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/search/counterculturewise ————— We are LIVE Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Follow us: @CounterCultureWISE on Telegram / Instagram / Parler / Gab / Minds / Tumblr @CCWradio on Twitter / Facebook ————————————————– SUPPORT US! Our show is 100% dependent on contributions from our subscribers and free-thinking partners. Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe! Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE Merchandise: https://tinyurl.com/ccwmerch SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Bitcoin: 1FPbvPgPxSbeBmLc9QkMJACCaYpntKHi1u PayPal: http://counterculturewise.com/support Venmo: @StormKatt ——————— SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/ccwitunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6gn0tDPaacuEsbNqxxarGN Google Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/y52wotys Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/counterculturewise?refid=stpr IHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-counterculturewise-47506105/ Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459487 Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/search/counterculturewise Produced by StormKatt Productions

Jan. 6 is nothing less than propaganda...but we knew that. The Golden Globes is racist (but we knew that). Fish can drive cars. No…really… Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that. Ghislaine Maxwell will face no jail time because Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that…Biden throws his rescues away because he has no morals…but we knew that…Harris-Biden regime admits they should have done what Trump did to begin with…but we knew that.. #LetsGoBrandon

Wazzup with the Olympics? NYC mayor Eric Adams foists a disgusting diet on kids that even he won’t follow. If you make enough billions, you can do anything to anyone any time. Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau has gone full on fascist, just like daddy. Australia finally wakes up. Biden’s crack pipe debunking debunked. Get out of Ukraine now — easiest way is through the US southern border. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Desantis announcement goes…uh… AOC’s parody breaks AOC, then her cow farts break Ireland. Nellis cancels drag but not Pride. Dominion CEO whines to the Times. YouTube is pretending that free speach is allowed. Biden goes boom. A.I. does law. Feinstein never left; Fetterman never arrived. Singing in public is unpatriotic. Avoid Vegas at all costs. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Audio/Video editing by StormKatt Productions Sources: https://wp.me/p9pYs2-1lE *** Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe!*** Merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/CCWise/shop Join our LIVE podcast Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Venmo: @StormKatt

In 2021, we started a joke newscast that later came to be known as, “Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening.” We launched it — audio only — during our Sunday podcast. This 2-minute segment got our entire 3-hour show DELETED, a hard strike on our account, banned off the platform for several days, and so shadow banned that we never saw another sub. I’m really proud of that. -M Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Merch: http://tee.pub/lic/lwaO5GuzEpk

The Biden cabal is desperate to keep the orange man down, and they’re willing to do anything including blatant election meddling, weaponizing the FBI, and violating the Constitution — but, hey, no mean tweets, amiright? Even a broken clock is correct more often than Fauci. The Bidens play ping pong with the ooga booga virus. Kids who were isolated and tortured for two years are developmentally delayed, who woulda thunk? TikTok and the CCP generously vow to control our elections. Reuters publishes yet another falsified hit piece — yawn. Twitter doesn’t sell our information, it gives it away. Apple gets more genocide-y. California is a hellhole, but that’s not news. King Brandon pulls a Hail Mary and extra-super-double screws the economy. ----- Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise SPICER SPOOFS & NON-YEETED VIDEOS ON: Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/counterculturewise Rumble https://rumble.com/counterculturewise SUPPORT US! Our show is 100% dependent on contributions from our subscribers and free-thinking partners. Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe! Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE Merchandise: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/counterculturewise SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Bitcoin: 1FPbvPgPxSbeBmLc9QkMJACCaYpntKHi1u PayPal: http://counterculturewise.com/support Venmo: @StormKatt Listen LIVE Sunday nights, 6p Pacific Our Main (totally shadow banned, demonetized) Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/CounterCultureWISE

Making Q-Anon sound normal edition Texas Democrats spread the love. Donna Howard tweets her totalitarian desires. California and Nevada muzzle up again. Minnesota state Representative John Thompson believes he should be able to do whatever he wants because…melanin… Psaki runs in terror from a real reporter when caught not being transparent. The FBI planned to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer and have arrested themselves. The Biden-Harris regime is cracking down on hate speech as if it were a real thing. Meanwhile, old Joe thinks his political opponents are vampires. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions

She was only eight weeks But already stood out She learned very quick I never needed to shout She loved taking hikes And she loved running free She was practically human But always a doggy to me She had skills with a ball She could swim like a duck She was a positive force Who always showed pluck She had humor and wit Loved every child she’d see She ran like gazelles But was always a doggy to me Oh, she protected the house She made friends everywhere She would swim every day Oh, she would sleep with her cats She would horde tennis balls She was funny that way Her eyebrows expressed In a comical fashion She would perk up her ears With a puppy-like passion She gave us her all Was the best she could be She’s been such a joy And she’s always Sweet Abby to me mmmmmmm Oh, she was so full of love She was so full of joy She was patient and kind Oh, she would rarely bark out Even more rarely growl She had such a sweet mind She could barely get up She was so very frail She could bring you to tears with a wag of her tail She never complained Even in pain you could see The last moments were / just a shadow of her But she’ll always be Abby to me

Happy Brain-dead Resident’s Day. The ATF went full SS. The Olympics ended with the same yawn it started with. Trudeau attacks his own people. So does New Zealand. Prince Chuck is in hot water again. Another of Epstein’s buddies got Epsteined. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

All’s quiet on the western front (not so much the eastern). Vegan mayor Eric Adams eats crow. NYC goes full fascist. Again. Watch for shrapnel in your grub. Zelenskyy goes full diva. Again. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Audio/Video editing by StormKatt Productions Sources and transcript: https://counterculturewise.com/2023/11/10/no-news-is-good-news/ === *** Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe!*** Connect with us on Locals: https://locals.com/member/CCWiseRadio Merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/CCWise/shop Join our LIVE podcast Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Venmo: @StormKatt

End the year with cheer: the Dems are melting down over Alex Jones regaining his First Amendment rights. Trump is voted off the ballot, because that’s how democracy works. Ivy league colleges side with Nazis. Putin will consider a cease fire, but Zelenskyy has too much to gain to consider. Houthi militants take his side. San Francisco cleaned its streets so it could host totalitarian dictators and the leader of China, too. Border crossings are darned near where Joe Biden and crew want them, but not quite. Ohio celebrates genocide. Christians face same. Doctor Jill shows her (lack of) sense of style. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Audio/Video editing by StormKatt Productions Sources and transcript: Sources and transcript: : https://counterculturewise.com/2023/12/25/hc_2023_christmas === *** Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe!*** Connect with us on Locals: https://locals.com/member/CCWiseRadio Merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/CCWise/shop Join our LIVE podcast Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Venmo: @StormKatt

Justice and the Constitution is served in Kyle Rittenhouse’s acquittal – much to the left’s chagrin. The US House passes a $1.9 Trillian pork bill, despite McCarthy’s exploits. The FBI serves the Brandon administration by raiding O’Keefe for no reason. The Marines are still the BEST. Mayor Pete proves he’s an idiot, but we all knew that already. Cuomo needs to let it go. Obama never knows where he is, nor does Biden, but no mean tweets, amiright?

Capitol police let more protestors go. The FBI infiltrates itself and loses its own case. The Sacramento mass shooting gets downgraded because…melanin… Newsome blames guns, not people. The CCP takes a break from Uyghur genocide to starve out the rest of China. Ukrainians get creative with tracking and smacking. Teachers can’t stop saying gay. We still have cancer and student loans, thanks Brandon. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Audio/Video editing by StormKatt Productions Sources and transcript: https://wp.me/p9pYs2-1oA === *** Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe!*** Connect with us on Locals: https://locals.com/member/CCWiseRadio Merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/CCWise/shop Join our LIVE podcast Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Venmo: @StormKatt

Beef gets hacked, Newsome stays in his basement and demands same from the rest of the state, California becomes #1 for concealed carry, Abbott does the prez’s job for him, Fauci is caught with his emails down.

The most popular president ever has second presser, including meltdowns and lies. Smarter countries lift mandates. California is a dystopian hellscape, but we knew that. Canadian truckers ain’t having it. China bans all talk of their cruel reality just in time for the Olympics. VP Harris sounds even more braindead than her boss. The green M&M deserves more press than the diaper-wearer in chief. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Hamas and Biden sitting in a tree, bomb the entire Holy city. Sells the wall, then wants it back. Now even McCarthy is under attack. Dems really hate that orange man bad. D.C. violence makes everyone sad. Amazon Alexa may open her eyes. Our government still only tells us lies.

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From Diet Coke to REAL coke in the Whitehouse, thank Heaven we’ve returned decency, amiright? Stop being so chaste, Planned Parenthood needs your business! Musk and Zuck update. Bond villain Bill is at it again; will he block out the sun with mosquitoes? France is still on fire, but they can’t tell you about it — find out why. Guess where Prigozhin is hiding. No, seriously, guess! Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Audio/Video editing by StormKatt Productions Sources: https://wp.me/p9pYs2-1n4 *** Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe!*** Connect with us on Locals: https://locals.com/member/CCWiseRadio Merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/CCWise/shop Join our LIVE podcast Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Venmo: @StormKatt