The BARD Tells more Math Jokes e51w
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The BARD Tells Math Jokes e52W
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"Weird" Al Yankovic Lost in Space Joke e53W
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"Weird" Al Yankovic Lost in Space Joke e54W
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"Weird" Al Yankovic Lost in Space Joke
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"Weird" Al Yankovic Lost in Space Joke e55W
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"Weird AL" Yankovic Lost in Space Jokes e56W
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Legend of Zelda "Cucco" Jokes e60w
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Chat GBT Hates Tom Brady
Chat GBT Hates Tom Brady. Listen to what he said! e61aW
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Soccer has legendary players like Pelé, Maradona, and Messi. Football has . . . well, they have Tom Brady.
Why did Tom Brady become a football player?
Because he couldn't catch a break as a ballroom dancer.
Why did Tom Brady start eating healthier?
He realized his game plan shouldn't be just a "cheese-and-pick-six."
What do you call a book written by Tom Brady?
A pass-tense novel.
Why did Tom Brady switch to playing football?
He couldn't handle the pressure of being a professional water polo player.
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Chat GBT Hates Tom Brady
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Chat GBT Hates Tom Brady. Listen to what he said!
Why did Tom Brady open a repair shop?
He knows how to fix deflated egos and footballs.
How did Tom Brady win so many Super Bowl rings?
By letting air out of the competition.
Why did Tom Brady become a magician?
He wanted to show off his deflated football disappearing act.
Why did Tom Brady start a fashion line?
He wanted to design clothes that were deflated and easy to pass.
What's Tom Brady's favorite superhero?
Deflate-Man.
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Chat GBT Hates Tom Brady e61cW
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Why did Tom Brady go to college?
To become a "quarterbackologist"!
Why did Tom Brady bring a ladder to the game?
Because he wanted to make sure he was always on top!
[PAUSE=3] How does Tom Brady like his eggs?
Deflated... just kidding, scrambled!
Why did Tom Brady become an architect?
Because he's great at building Super Bowl-winning drives!
Why did Tom Brady become a magician?
Because he knows how to make Super Bowl rings disappear... into his collection!
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Will "Weird Al" Yankovic become the Waffle King of the world?
Will "Weird Al" Yankovic become the Waffle King of the world? e62aW
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Why did "Weird Al" Yankovic become the Waffle King of the world?
Because he knows how to flip-flop between musical genres and breakfast foods!
"Weird Al" Yankovic is so good at making waffles that his batter is considered the eighth wonder of the world.
It's a Yankovic-y!
Did you hear about the time "Weird Al" Yankovic challenged a famous chef to a waffle cook-off?
He won, of course, because he always knows how to "whip it" into shape!
[They say "Weird Al" Yankovic's waffles are so delicious, even pancakes beg to be waffled!
He's a true breakfast rock star.
"Weird Al" Yankovic's waffle-making skills are so legendary that his breakfast nook has its own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
Why did "Weird Al" Yankovic become the Waffle King?
Because he believes in the power of waffle-ution to bring joy and syrupy goodness to the world!
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Monkey Lost in Space Jokes e28w
Monkey Lost in Space Jokes e28w
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What did the astronaut monkey say to mission control?
"Houston, we have a banana!"
How did the monkey communicate with other astronauts?
He used a "prime-ate" radio!
How do monkeys entertain themselves in space?
[They have "inter-galactic monkey business"!
What did the monkey astronaut say when he found a banana tree in space?
"This is one small step for monkey, one giant leap for bananas!"
How did the monkey's space mission go?
It was a "simian-tastic" success!
How did the monkey feel after floating in zero gravity?
A-ape-solutely weightless!
What's a monkey's favorite planet?
"Chimp-ter"!
What did the monkey say when he saw Earth from space?
"Looks like a great place for a banana plantation!"
What do you call a monkey's favorite spacecraft?
The "Banana-naut"!
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CHatGbt Hates Tom Brady e63bW
CHatGbt Hates Tom Brady e63bW
Why did Tom Brady start a construction company?
He loves building comebacks!
What's Tom Brady's favorite type of sandwich?
The Hail Mary on rye!
Why did Tom Brady become a detective?
He's always good at finding the missing Super Bowl rings!
What's Tom Brady's favorite type of fish?
The "Touchdown Tuna"!
Why did Tom Brady become a teacher?
He loves giving lessons on defying the odds!
What's Tom Brady's favorite dance move?
The "Spiral Shuffle"!
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Word of the Day Estaminet
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During our trip to Belgium,
we stumbled upon a charming
estaminet nestled in a quaint
village, where we indulged in
delicious local beers and hearty
Flemish stews.
The estaminet buzzed with lively
conversations as patrons gathered
around wooden tables, enjoying the
warm ambiance and the aroma of
freshly brewed coffee.
The estaminet's walls were adorned
with vintage posters and memorabilia,
transporting us back in time and
adding to the nostalgic charm of
the place.
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More Dog Jokes
More Dog Jokes e68aw
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labra-cadabra-dor.
What kind of dog is always up for taking a bath?
A shampoodle.
Which kind of dog lives in Dracula's castle?
A bloodhound.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None!
The hair grows on the outside.
What do you call a dog who is getting old?
GrandPAW.
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
All kinds — buildings can't jump!
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
What do dogs have that no other animals have?
Puppies!
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More Sumer Time Jokes e71aW
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Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
How do you know if a vampire is on vacation?
He turns into a bat-tourist!
What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A puddle!
Why did the scarecrow go on a summer vacation?
He needed a little "rest and sunflowers"!
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
King Neptune!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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Weird AL Yankovic Jokes e72aW
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Why did Weird Al Yankovic become a baker?
Because he wanted to make "parody" rolls!
What did Weird Al say when he ran out of musical puns?
"I guess it's 'accordion' to my fans to come up with more!"
Why did Weird Al start a clothing line?
Because he wanted to make "punny" t-shirts that would really "shirt" people up!
How does Weird Al greet his friends?
"Hey there, 'Amish Paradise'!"
Why did Weird Al become a farmer?
He wanted to grow his own "corny" jokes!
How did Weird Al become a yoga instructor?
He mastered the "Twist (and Shout)" pose!
What did Weird Al say when asked about his secret to success?
"It's all about 'Eat It', 'Word Crimes', and 'White & Nerdy'!"
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More Monkey jokes e73aW
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CHatGbt Loves Aaron Rodgers
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BOTW: Tears of the Kingdom played by Angry Monkey Robots
BOTW: Tears of the Kingdom played by Angry Monkey Robots
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BOTW: Tears of the Kingdom Part 1 e80p1W
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Summer Time Jokes e77aS
Summer Time Jokes e77aS
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