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SKANK DUCK DIRTBAG SONG ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha When the sun comes up and the rooster crows, I jump up out of bed. Feet hit the floor and I put on my clothes, and I drag that comb across my tired head. I put on my shoes then I'm out the door, to do all the things that I've done before. I say hip to the bip to the bop to the bust the upper lip. People say I stink, but I just don't care. I don't brush my teeth and I won't comb my hair. I'm fat and lazy, I'm a grump, come to my house, it looks like a dump. Ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack. I say ick ack better jump back the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack. I say ick ack better jump back the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack. Yes, I know that my feet stink. Just hold your nose until your eyes turn pink. He ho I got B O, People come to visit, but they always got to go. Back out the door to get some air, while I run my fingers through my greasy hair. I'm a dirt bag, as you can tell. It doesn't bother me, cause I like the smell. I say ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack. I say Ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to crack. I say Ick, ack, better jump back, the dirt on my neck is beginning to CRACK. ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha

STINKY SOCK DILEMMA 🤣😡😂 If you can stand your socks in the corner just like a old pair of boots, it might be time to wash'em. Do you like to sniff your socks to see if they are fresh? Can you tell what foot they were on last, but you go ahead and sniff? So here is a pair of my working man socks just go ahead take a big whiff. Could knock a buzzard off a crap wagon clean, at fifty paces, people in the house are making funny faces. Oh, the stinky sock dilemma whatcha gunna do? You take 'em off at the end of the day, and they smell like a pile of poo. Skunk in a pool? or socks on the floor everyone is running out the back door. They've been with you through the thick and the thin, maybe put'em in a box and mail'em to a friend. Through the sweat and the stench, it's got me so torn, should I toss 'em, should I hide 'em away, oh so sly? Or should I wash 'em and hope that the smell doesn't give me pink eye? But now it's time to decide, if I bury them in the back yard will they climb up out the grave? Will they come back to haunt me in the middle of the night? Should I wash 'em with fabric softener, and then begin to pray that they won't come back to get me at the end of the day? It's the stinky sock dilemma, it's got me so torn, Will they rise from the ashes of odor, should they have ever been worn? I've soaked 'em and boiled 'em, I've even tried to smoke 'em like tobaccy in a poda. But that smell, oh that smell, it lingers on and on, It's like a never-ending battle, a scent that won't be gone. But deep down in my heart, I know what I must do, Say goodbye to the stinky socks, and get a fresh pair that's new. Should I keep 'em, should I toss 'em, should I frame 'em like art? Should I keep 'em, should I toss 'em, should I put 'em in the sun? Should i throw'em in the closet ,slam the door and run? Or should I wash 'em with love and care, till the stinky sock dilemma is done? It's the stinky sock dilemma, it's a tale of woe, If you can stand your socks in the corner just like a old pair of boots, it might be time to wash 'em. Socks in the corner hard as stone Smell them once my cover's blown Kicking through the day so long Got that whiff something's wrong Stinky socks dilemma here. Sock pile growing can't deny Skipping laundry who am I In the end it's just a test Fresh or not I'll do my best Oh the stinky sock dilemma, it's a tale as old as time, You've worn them all week long, thinking the smell's just fine. But when you take 'em off, oh boy, the aroma's so intense, It could knock a buzzard off a crap wagon at fifty paces hence. They're crusty, they're musty, they're a sight to behold, Stinky sock, stinky sock, what's that smell in the air? You hide 'em in your shoes, but it's just no use, The funky fragrance spreads, like a skunk is on the loose. They've been to the gym, they've been on a hike, They've been to the office, and boy do they like to bike. But the sweat and the grime, it's like a petri dish of funk, And the odor's so bad, it could make a skunk drunk. Your friends are all complaining, they're holding their breath, They can't take the smell, they're on the brink of death. You walk into a room, and they all scatter and flee, Stinky sock, stinky sock, you're a legend in your own right, Stinky sock, stinky sock, you're terror in the night. You might be smelly, you might make folks squint, Nobody's socks tell a story quite like you, plastered to the wall just like dried up glue. So here's to the stinky socks, may you never fade, May your odor be strong, and your fibers never be made. You're a reminder of days when we didn't care, When the only thing that mattered was the freshness of the air. But now we're wise, and we know the score, So toss 'em in the bin, and buy some more. But the next time you sniff 'em, don't be so bold, Or you'll find yourself with a stinky sock dilemma to behold. Stinky socks, got that funk, make you wanna plug your nose, Stinky socks, the more that you ignore them the more the stench grows.. Stinky socks, takin' over, the walls are turnin green, Stinky socks, the look on their faces worst you ever seen. Thinkin' the smell's fine, man, you in denial, Feet got the funk, you aught to be on trial. Throw 'em in the wash, fabric beggin' for peace, Sock apocalypse, laundry's gonna cease. Seven days straight, them fibers start to weep, Keepin' friends close, enemies even less peep. Can't blame the dog this time, it's all you, Sock stench travelin', intercontinental too. the stink, the stink eeew ooooooh that smell your an odorous terrorist you aught to be in jail. whooo baby you rotten. I gots to go outside and hide. and stay far away from you. the end.

FUNNY LITTLE PISS-ANT In the land of the internet, where memes roam free, Lived a piss-ant so tiny, you couldn't even see. With a thumb so itchy, and a heart so cold, All he did was thumbs down, oh so bold. He'd crawl through the pages, he'd crawl through the feed, Looking for happiness to impede. If something was good, he'd thumb it down, Just to watch the likes take a nosedive, and drown. Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing down with glee, Messing with your vibes, as he takes a pee. On videos of kittens, on posts so bright, The piss-ant's gotta do what a piss-ant's gotta do, all night. From dawn till the dusk, he'd thumb away, At cat videos, poems, even someone's wedding day. He'd find a joke that made you laugh out loud, And with a smirk, he'd thumb it down, like a clown. He'd thumb down your cooking, your art, your dance, Just because he could, he'd give no chance. To the singers and the dancers, the poets and the jesters, He'd thumb 'em down faster than a cow pissin on a flat rock. Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing down with glee, Messing with your vibes, as he takes a pee. On videos of kittens, on posts so bright, The piss-ant's gotta do what a piss-ant's gotta do, all night. Why so grumpy, little ant? What's got you so sour? Don't you know that life's a journey, not a sad, sad hour? Spread some love, share a smile, maybe you'll see, The world's a better place when we're all happy and free. But the piss-ant, he'd just shake his tiny head, "It's more fun," he'd say, "to make others dread." Thumbing down selfies, and photos of food, He'd find joy in the misery, like a crab in a mood. Then one day, he stumbled on a post so grand, A picture of a unicorn, sipping a coke in a stand. He couldn't resist, he had to thumb it down, But the unicorn looked at him, with a frown so profound. Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing down with glee, Messing with your vibes, as he takes a pee. On videos of kittens, on posts so bright, The piss-ant's gotta do what a piss-ant's gotta do, all night. The unicorn spoke, "Why you gotta be such a jerk?" The piss-ant thought hard, and his thumb began to lurk. He realized then, in the vast digital sea, It's better to uplift, than to bring down with glee. So he turned his thumb around, gave it a mighty flip, And started thumbing up, like a real internet hipster. Now he's the life of the party, the belle of the thread, The piss-ant's turned over a new leaf, and we all said, "Amen!" Oh, the piss-ant, the piss-ant, thumbing up with cheer, Spreading good vibes, far and near. On videos of kittens, on posts so bright, The piss-ant's learned his lesson, and it's a beautiful sight. So let's all take a moment, and learn from this rhyme, To be kind and uplifting, and not a waste of time. And if you see a piss-ant, now thumbing up high, Just remember, it's never too late to say goodbye to the piss-ant's old sorry ways, and bring to all more happy days.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO EARN IT? What do you see when you look at the American Flag? I see myself, I see my family, my grandfather, my uncles, my brothers, my friends, my fellow Veterans. We paid the price so that you, who were born here could have the chance to be free. While you were at home, with all your family and friends or safe asleep in your comfortable beds, we were out shedding blood sweat and tears, that would follow us all these years. Some nights we would wake up with Cold sweats and wonder if we would ever make it home. Many of us live with nightmares of things we have seen to this very day. All so you could live the American Dream. So before you spit on or burn that flag, answer one question, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO EARN IT? Just being born in this great nation isn't enough reason for you to disregard our sacrifice or earn that right. When was the last time that you woke up and cried at night? We are not talking about our so called leaders here, we are talking about those who gave it all. Your fellow brothers and sisters who put it all on the line just to buy freedom a little more time. Before you call us names with your distorted political views remember what it was that we gave to you. It is just a piece of cloth you may say? And even spread all your hate, tell that to the soldier who's coffin it drapes. Tell it to the fallen who will never see a grave, tell it to the hero for the freedom for you they saved. Tell it to the Men and Women in uniform who gave it all to you. When you stand up for our anthem with your hand over your heart you honor the fallen and they didn't die in vain. You don't have to agree, but there are worse places in the world than America to be. Sometimes I even hear Veterans say, I would die for your right to burn that flag and those in my view are traitors to me. You can say nearly anything you like because you are free, but when you stomp on that cloth your disrespecting me. Doesn't really matter whether you like it or agree that cloth is a symbol of why you are free. There is a reason we never let that cloth touch the ground, remember that when you hear the twenty one guns sound. Remember that when that anthem plays, while you and your family enjoy those happy days. We do it for our children and we did it for you, to keep the forces of evil at bay and away from you. When there are no more hero's and you are on your own the land you stand in will be your home. Next time you pray, thank the Almighty God that you live in America instead of somewhere else in an unmarked grave, the unknown soldier no one knew his name, but he was a fallen hero just the same. If this song brings a tear to your eye, there might be a good heart beating in your chest and now you know why. It makes me angry when that so called piece of cloth is not allowed to fly. It is not what it is made of that made this true, it is what the brave had done for you. God Bless America for me and you just a little respect is all that any of us ask from you. Live your life and just be free, for I helped foot the bill this ones on the house from all of them as well and not just me. They call her old glory, with the red, white and blue and the stars and stripes United together please just give it a thought before you do what you do. God Bless America and God Bless you too.

✌️🤣 DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. Mister Law Man Mister law man said boy you were going way to fast, I said to him, That’s the pot calling a kettle black. Mister law man you was making all that noise flashing lights right on my tail. I was thinking you were crazy and trying to get out of your way. Mister law man you had me more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Boy, it’s hotter than blue blazes out here. What can I do you for? Mister law man said to me are you on drugs? Have you been drinking? Is that why you were speeding? I said to him, You’re talking with your tongue out of your shoe, aren’t you, mister law man and by the way your breath stinks to high heaven! Why I told him, I couldn't’ jump over a nickel to save a dime, but I will buy you some tic tacs if you think it will help. Mister law man said get out of the truck boy and I replied, You ain’t got no home trainin. I'm on my way to my ladys shack jack. She makes me happier than a tornado in a trailer park! She’s so pretty she could make a hound dog smile. Her shack is straight as a crow flies just cross that bean field don’t go getting’ your knickers in a knot. Well he pulled out a gun and I shouted that ain't no fun. Then I mashed on the gas, thinkin why He’s nuttier than a squirrel turd a little more wacky than a koo koo bird as I left him in a cloud of dust. Yee haw ! We're fixin' to high tail it over yonder were the law man can't go. Kicked in the four wheel drive, headin for the mountain side HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS clyde. Well he tried to follow till he hit that ditch. I was uh slingin him mud as I climbed that hill jsut gotta love a truck with four wheel. yeeee haaaaw ! mister law man was not happy givin the one finger solute and uh shouting Y'all come back now ya here. Not me mister law man I'm uh bout to git er done. This ol redneck knows when to run. I'm outa here, my ladys waiting and She's hotter than a two dollar pistol. I'm gone. yow baby she's a keeper.

✌️🤣 Do not share this !!! Kung-Fu Banjo Old Billy Bob had a banjo He fought the evil way Strummed the strings like thunder Kept the bad guys at bay A villain drew his pistol Billy Bob gave a mighty swing, you could hear those teeth a pluckin cross every single string. Banjo strings were twangin' Ringin' with every lick, bad guy seeing stars shouted, I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. Kung-fu banjo hero Proud and brave each day Knockin' out the bad guys, and you would always hear him say, Hey diddly diddle be glad it wasn't my fiddle. Billy Bob's banjo was his weapon he's a kung-fu master too Flippin' through the mayhem Playin' a tune so true Just stay off his bad side and be a good guy or you might be in Billy Bob's banjo's bullseye. The outlaws tried to corner But Billy Bob just grinned real wide He'd twirl that banjo like a tornado And send 'em on a ride. Bad guy's on the run , what more can they do Billy Bob looks crazy when he's coming after you. Kung-fu banjo hero Proud and brave, he fights for truth and justice alway's on the look out for someone to save. Knockin' out the bad guy's wuth every banjo swing. Heard some old man shouting, MAN THAT'S GOT TO STING. Billy Bob Is Pickin' and Grinnin between ever swing. Evil doers beware Billy Bob don't play if you gonna be a bad guy make sure you have a helmet to wear or Billy Bob will get you, HE'S GONNA PART YOUR HAIR. Skiddly, be bop and a do wop another bad guy is about to drop. Last thing you might hear is Billy Bob shouting walla wall bing bang as the Kung-Fu Banjo does it's thang. Yeeee HAAAAA Billy Bob just rang your bells.

✌️🤣 PASS IT ON YA BIG DUMMY !!! ONE LINE ZINGER ------------------------- I see said the blind man when he picked up his hammer and saw. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I would really like to help you out today. Which way did you come in? If you really want to look young and thin then you should hang out around fat old people. Your Honor I am going to need you to try and keep up while I explain my defense. Bamboozled, Whippersnapper, Hullaballoo, Bumfuzzle, Lollygag, Flabbergast, Catawampus, Schmooze, Blubber, Fuddy-duddy, Gobbledygook, Wishy-washy, Lickety-split, Namby-pamby, Scalawag, Gibberish, Skedaddle, Wampum, Whirligig. Dingus, Hogwash, Squeegee, Doohickey, Hoodwink, Stumblebum, Doozy, Floccinaucinihilipilification. I AM NOT AS GUILTY AS YOU LOOK MISTER LAW MAN. your honor I REST MY CASE. Don't you look at me like that I WAS FRAMED. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. The advantage of having one child is that you always know who did it. IT WASN'T ME. So, uh, you on the take, or what? Aren't you that guy from the Village People? Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. I PLEAD THE FIFTH yo. Ding dong diddly diddly doo got chewing gum on my shoe, slipped on a banana peel face first in the poo, what's a hillbilly to do? Yankee doodle went to down riding on a chicken, got into a bar room fight and took an awful lickin. Went to Alabama with a banjo on my knee, I tell you this your honor I was framed it was not me. ching chong king kong like a ding dong i'm leaving for hong kong. diddly dang diddly doo your honor it wasn't me must uh been you. I'm uh dancin out the door you won't see me no more, skip too the loo to the boys in blue CASE DIMISSED AND A HOWDY DOO. Chicken in the outhouse, dogs on the run I'm outa here court dismissed it's been fun, hoe hoe hoe I gotta go fuzz is on my tail , I got no time for jail. diddly diddly doo. YEEEEEE HAAAAA SUCKA.

RUBIK'S CUBE MAGIC no looking and one handed. SOLVED !!!

My Prayer Song Our Father, which are in heaven, Hallowed Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done. In earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our debts. As we forgive our debtors. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom and the power, and the power and the glory forever Amen. Dear Lord in heaven, please hear my song. I have fallen from your grace and It has been too long. Please know my heart and it is true. I cannot fight this battle without you. In my mind I deserve no redemption. But in my heart I love you so. Please forgive me Lord, for I don't know where to go. I'm seeking your face God. And trying so hard to turn from my evil ways. All glory to you God in heaven. I give you praise. This world has fallen and it is dragging me down. I fear I'm not ready when your trumpets sound. I confess I am a sinner. You know it's true. I am trying so hard to find my way back to you. A foolish person. I thought I could do this alone. I was so wrong. I want and need to come back home. You had sent your son just to die for me. And all of the people and we squandered this life so carelessly. I humble myself before you Lord. I am on my knees. Come into my life and fill my heart. I beg you, please. I ignore all the scoffers because I know you are true, Jesus, my lord, I believe in you. I wanna know you, Lord. And I need for you to know me too. I can't walk this journey without God. Please know this is true. My heart is breaking, my spirit is shaking. a little by little my faith this world is taking. I pray to you, Father in heaven, with all my heart. Please save me from myself and these wicked ways. that darken my path. And the way back to you. All glory to you Jesus I give you praise. Satan cannot have me. I belong to you. Please guide my life and show me what I should do. Please shine your light and light up my path. Show me the way back to you. I sing to Jesus with a humble heart. I pray not to ever hear the words, I do not know you. And we have to part. This day this song, my life I give to over you. Please light for me the way back to you. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors. lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen. Dear Lord in heaven, please hear my song. I have fallen from your grace and it has been too long. Please know my heart and it is true. I cannot fight this battle without you. In my mind I deserve no redemption. But in my heart I love you so. Please forgive me Lord for I don't know where to go. I am seeking your face God. And trying so hard to turn from my evil ways. All glory to you God in heaven. I give you praise. This world is fallen and it is dragging me down. I fear I'm not ready when you're trumpets sound. I confess I am a sinner. You know it's true. I'm trying so hard to find my way back to you. A foolish person, I thought I could do this alone. I was so wrong. I want and need to come back home. You had sent your son just to die for me and all of the people and we squandered this life so carelessly. I humble myself Jesus, I praise your name. Glory to our father in heaven. In Jesus holy name. I love you Jesus, with all that I am. Please hear my words and take my hand. By your grace Lord, I know I am not worthy. But by your grace Lord, I wish to be saved. I believe you suffered on that cross and in three days you defeated the grave. I believe your words and in my heart they are true. Jesus my Lord, please forgive me. I love you. Please hear my prayer from heaven as I stand before you, Lord humbled in my heart. I've fallen from your grace, please save me from myself and these very evil ways. Free my heart from this darkness with your glorious light. Please chase away the demons that I battle each and every night. Please fill my heart and let me know that you still care. Let me know that someday, that wherever you are that I might be there. Glory to our Father in heaven. In Jesus holy name, Amen.

Hill-Billy Shuffle so liquored up she don't care no more. hill-Billy shuffle, maw is rippin on the fiddle and imma bangin on the banjo. Stompin muh feet and slappin muh knee gunna shake it till I break it, nobody in the hills can shuffle like me. Tweakin at granny, she's a laughin hard imma gettin ready to play muh ace card. Rippin off muh trousers showin off muh speedo, granny just lost it, launch her fiddle bow cross the room like a torpedoe, spittin soda through her nose. Dancing around the kitchen like I just don't care. Muh neighbor barges in can't do nothin but stand and stare, mouth wide open, chicken grease in muh hair. Maw is rollin on the floor imma dancin out the door Muh neighbor ran out can't take it no more. hill-Billy shuffle, it's what you gotta do, Muh neighbors runnin hard I thing she lost her shoe. Bangin on muh banjo, muh cousins came over I think they wanna stay. Party in the house, bustin out the harmonica's and they begun to play. Turnin out to be just another crazy day. Maw is sawin on the fiddle and she's uh laughin hard han't got over that I played the ace card. Junior is on the electric guitar and he is playin it loud police are on their way and we're drawing a crowd. Chickens in the coop singin go Paw Go cousins in the corner doing the doe C doe. Muh neighbor came back to get her shoe, shouting if you can't beatum join um and jumped in to., she's a bangin on some pans and ringing those bells, people scratchin on a wash board and shaken their tales. Cats in the corner, the dog is out side tryna find a place to up and hide. Fuzz is outside dancing up a storm just a swiggin on a bottle made from corn. It's the hill-Billy shuffle, it's what you gotta do, Try it every time you start feelin blue. DANGDOH DANGDOH STRUMMIN ON MUH BANJO, START TWEAKIN LIKE THE LADIES, GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE IMMA GONNA BREAK IT. MAW IS SAWIN ON THE FIDDLE TAPPIN HER TOES, nobody in the world can shuffle like me.

✌️😎Tear Drops (old poem) Who did it best the Lady or the Gentleman. Vote now ! As teardrops shed memory's of good times and bad we thank the Lord for the time we had. Some memory's happy as some are sad but for all these times we are glad to be together lending a hand protecting the ones we Love so grand. Yes teardrops have feelings for me and you, not always from sadness or just feeling blue some just to say how happy I am to be Loving you.

Little More Rhythm (Final Cut) Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Baby you know that we Love you our rockin music, our rockin music. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Just have some fun and do it all with a little more rhythm. oooooh yeah. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Baby you know that we Love you our rockin music, our rockin music. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Just have some fun and do it all with a little more rhythm. oooooh yeah. Baby you know that we Love you our rockin music, our rockin music. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Just have some fun and do it all with a little more rhythm. oooooh yeah

Little More Rhythm Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Baby you know that we Love you our rockin music, our rockin music. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Just have some fun and do it all with a little more rhythm. oooooh yeah. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Get up and clap those hands stand up get ready to dance to a song with a little more rhythm. Crank up your radio now jump out and show the world how to rock with a little more rhythm. Start up some Love right now grab them and show-em how to Love with a little more rhythm. Wake up the party won't wait wake up before it's to late and Rock with a little more rhythm. Baby you know that we Love you our rockin music, our rockin music. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Just have some fun and do it all with a little more rhythm. oooooh yeah. Baby you know that we Love you our rockin music, our rockin music. Hey! Hey! you know that we love it, that rockin music our rockin music. Just have some fun and do it all with a little more rhythm. oooooh yeah.

I've Found My Angel (My old Poem turned to song ) Behind every beam of starlight is an Angel Behind every Angel stands a man Willing to be caring and sharing if only She would notice him. He feels the fire in his heart burning to the point where it seems to want to explode. It's Love alright, but will she notice? Maybe, but only in his dreams. But isn't that what makes an Angel? And as time passes into the future, he still knows not her name. Yet her magic pierces his very soul. She enters his dreams as if to save him from the thought of living without her. Who is this woman with the power to take his breath and warm his heart with just a smile? Forever the Love so strong imprinted in his mind. If only for a brief moment in this life she would feel the same, as to create a Love to last an eternity. He could proudly say "I've found my Angel."

RAMPAGE written many years ago. I built me a car her name is rampage. Parked out back right behind the stage. Burning rocket fuel mixed with nitrous gas step in her way she'll just flatten your ass. When the curtain falls take a one way ride cross the united states through the country side. Flying mach ten two feet from the ground, can't get much faster than the speed of sound. On a one way track don't care about nothing cause I ain't coming back. Voices in the back ground saying just say no, but that doesn't MATTER cause this is my show. Watching out the window at the trees flying by, ain't got a care in the world cause I'm still getting high. Say my hair is to long and my music is to loud, and that I'm hanging around with the wrong dam crowd. I tried your way of life, you put me in a suit and made me wear a tie, swore every word I spoke it must be a lie. I've slept in your jails after military schools the thanks I got for trying to follow your rules. I told you the truth you called me a liar now I'm going out through a great wall of fire. Speed of light still getting higher long after the great wall of fire when I'm six feet down just listen for the sound of my flaming guitar BLASTING up through the ground cause I'm on a rampage as you can tell coming to you LIVE straight from hell.

STEEL GUITAR written years ago. From the outside looking in I could see the blur, outline shape of a steel guitar. Forged in fire straight from hell, the frosted glass began to swell. Turn to run from busting glass, first string strum just blew me on my ass. With five strings left to go started off one hell of a show. Second string strummed the sky went black, every wall for miles began to crack. Back and forth from the second to the first, thought my skull was about to burst. Picked myself up and managed to stand, flaming pick appeared in my hand. Pushed my way closer to the rock-n-roll sound, third string strums was the first I found, Grasp the hardened steel firm in my hand, found myself in a rock-n-roll band. Three strings to go, Every rocker on earth was there for the show, Pick so hot I couldn't hold still, seem to hit the strings against my will. First three strums tearing up the ground, so dam addicting had to hear the sound. Jumped straight to the sixth. Sparks and fire blazed from the pick, as a flaming bird rises from the ground must have been awaken by the rock-n-roll sound. Strumming all six and the sky began to fall, Power of the music pressed the rockers to the wall. Faster and faster music getting higher, High above the ground on the bird of fire. Pick so fast I couldn't see my hand, so this is what it's like in a rock-n-roll band. Possessed by the music fingers begun to float one chord to the other not missing a note. Screams, yells, shouts and cheers the whole front row was holding their ears. All rockers say if it's to dam loud than your to dam old, Listen to this guitar it's about to explode. Play it Smash it Crash it Grab hold a chair and Bash it throw it through the window and shout hell no, we won't turn it down cause this is our show. From the outside looking in I could see the blur of a steel guitar. I was sure if it would ever be mine the loudest concert of all time. Heavy metal rockers standing in line for my autograph. When the last string strums steel guitar and the bird of fire back into the mind of a rocker getting higher.

WHY WE DO IT !!! SPECIAL THANKS TO TRACY SAUNDERS BEST FIREWORK SHOW ON EARTH !!! FOR GOD AND COUNTRY. FOR LOVE OF THE FAMILY. This is why we do it, for the future of the children for the love of the family. Freedom wasn't free because it came at a HEAVY price ! They came from every corner of this nation, many paid the ultimate price. The price for freedom we know wasn't free, so this is that day we celebrate those who fought so valiantly. God Bless America and those who made her SO! Brave men answered the call, the did not even hesitate to go. We owe them everything, for many laid down their life so that OLD GLORY to this day will still fly. This is why we do it FOR GOD AND COUNTRY. FOR LOVE OF THE FAMILY. We do it for our children, we do it for all those brave men. America the land of the free and the home of the brave, for the future generations this day we must save. It is not about fire crackers, it's not just about the fun, it's not just about the great food. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY. FOR LOVE OF THE FAMILY. IT IS ABOUT THE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO PUT IT ON THE LINE, TOO KEEP AMERICA ALIVE AND STAND THE TEST OF TIME. GOD BLESS AMERICA ALL GLORY GOES TO HIM. When America is down we always turn to him, and if our GREAT GOD IN HEAVEN IS FOR US, YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING TO WIN. happy fourth of July from all of us to you, this is why we do it, for each and every one of you. Singing God Bless America, by his grace we are free. Singing God Bless America, the future of this country is for us never to surrender and keep our children free. TAKE OUR HATS OFF TO THE SOLDIERS for whom we owe respect, our hero's answered the call to serve and protect. This day is by his grace, all Glory to Our God in heaven his warriors came through. For them we fly our flag proudly in honor of all of them and to remind each and every single one of you. SING ALONG WITH ME. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY. FOR LOVE OF THE FAMILY. WE DO IT FOR OUR CHILDREN. WE DO IT FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU. THE AMERICAN PATRIOT STANDING PROUD AND TRUE. GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND GOD BLESS YOU. Fight for each other not against one another, when you have a chance hug your sister and brothers. Give love to your family and the glory to GOD America is our home, the home of the brave, the land of the free. THAT MY FRIENDS IS: WHY WE DO IT !!!

What else can go wrong? WHAT MORE CAN I DO? Not sure exactly what is going on OR WHAT I AM GONNA DO. Am I being punished by God OR ATTACKED BY THE DEVIL. Is it any wonder that I have become a rebel? I try to do good, I try to do right. but this EVIL WORLD WANTS TO FORCE ME TO FIGHT. Some days I am feeling happy, Some days I am just sad, Other times, IM SO DAM MAD ! I want to be the good guy, I want to be cool, Everything is corrupted under TYRANICAL RULE ! People have lost their freaking minds, everything that was once good they now say is bad. Demons running rampant all across the land. I am just trying to give a brother a helping hand. Every days another DRAMA AND I AM GETTING TIRED, OF ALL THIS CRAZY CRAP ! Trying to just stay calm maybe lay down and take a knap. Is it the end of the world? Is there something that I need to know? Is there any place safe that a man can go. IM SO DAM MAD ! I wrote this song because I really need to vent, thinking about all the wasted time and the money I spent. Trying to provide for my family is all I want to do, while the treasonous leaders keep on tightening the screw. I haven't gone postal, I haven't broken any law, but they still try to keep my BACK AGAINST THE WALL ! Want to grab my guitar and shred it ALL DAM DAY. May jump on my drums and beat them into the floor. I'M JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, GONA ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY AND PRETEND THAT I'M FREE ! I want peace in this world, I want to Live my life, just to be left alone away from criminals KNIFE. THEY JUST WANT TO USE ME, ABUSE ME, UNLESS THEY NEED SOMETHING THEY NEVER WANT TO CHOOSE ME. All I want to do right now is play this guitar, couldn't care less at this point no need to be a STAR !

had a dream that i could fly see the world through an eagles eye I can dream, I can dream, I can dream Hold my hand and i'll hold yours too,together we'll dream in the sky so blue. Fly me to a place where angels dance, breathe some life into an old romance. I can dream, I can dream, I can dream. Late at night by the river side is where me and my baby hide, hand in hand bare feet in sand. I love her she loves me together we'll be for eternity. I can dream, I can dream, I can dream had a dream that i could fly see the world through an eagles eye I can dream, I can dream, I can dream Wake up my sleepy soul, point me wich direction i should go, share with me some warm sunshine, a lovers poem or glass of whine. I can dream, I can dream, I can dream Sing me a song to warm my heart, show me hope for a brand new start. Hold my hand and i'll hold yours too,together we'll dream in the sky so blue, we'll fly to a place where angels dance and breathe som life into an old romance. I can dream, I can dream, I can dream Standing in the water reaching for the sky, watching all the angels go flying by, I had a dream that i could fly see the world through an eagles eye. I can dream, I can dream, I can dream I can dream, I can dream, I can dream

COW BOY BILLY BAKED BEANS Cow-boy Billy baked beans some think it's cute. The more you eat, the more you toot. It appears to be funny but they say it's not ! Cow-Boy Billy Baked beans in the pan gettum while thur hot. I got gas in muhh - Belly, eyes are bulgin out, got into the elevator and they threw me out ! Down the escalator and I left a cloud, tried to play it off but it was too DANGD LOUD. Beans, beans, some think it's cute, well the more you eat the more you toot. WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL doggie. Got a frog in muhh POCKET and a mouse in muh shoe got bubble gum in muh beard don't know what imma gunna dooo. Silent but deadly and this is what she said to me, Whooooooo Bayyyyby you rotten I want a devorce. Got sum cow-boy billy baked beans gunna eatum up, gunna get in TOOO your car and roll the windows up ! Gonna hike up muh leg and lean to the side gunna spread the wealth both far and wide. Woman's not happy as she slams on the breaks, GET OUT, YOU HEARD ME GET OUT ! YOUR WALKIN HOME. nasty old man YOUR TAKEN THE SOUL FOOT EXPRESS ALL THE WAY HOME, YOU JIGHVE TURKEY. Right down the road and I am in trouble, GOTTA find the commode ON THE DOUBLE. Got my thumb up high tryna hitch a ride, granny slows down in a souped up foed, where you goin hunny she says. AND IMMA SHOUTING Gotta find a commode. She slams on the gas leaving me in the dust. Do bears poop in the wood? well a guess they must AND SO AM I, I GOTTA GO. Muh Belly is bloated and the shoot is loaded, I dropped trow and the booty exploded. Beans flying everywhere both north and south, wind from the east to the west danged poor people in town are running out. Holding their noses and their turning green craziest thing that I ever seen. COW BOY BILLY BAKED BEANS yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa RIDE-UM COWBOY. Moral to the story if your eaten beans YOUR WALKIN HOME. WHO YOU CALLIN A JIGHVE TURKEY WOMAN?

American Patriot Donald J. Trump song Video credit: www.freestock.com LYRICS: Our spirit unbroken, our fate we'll seal With courage and honor, we'll fight the fight For liberty's cause, we'll shine the light Every old America loving veteran back into the fight (Chorus) American hearts beat strong and true For freedom and justice, we'll see it through United we stand, divided we fall Patriots answer the nation's call Our nations Flag flying high we won't let it fall (Bridge) From valleys deep to mountains high American patriots reach for the sky With faith in our hearts and hope in our eyes We'll lift our nation to the skies With God on our side we can not lose Good or evil you must choose (Chorus) American hearts beat strong and true For freedom and justice, we'll see it through United we stand, divided we fall Patriots answer the nation's call Donald John Trump he is just a man he rallied the troops to save our land (Outro) So let the eagle soar, let freedom ring American patriots, together we'll sing We'll save our land, we'll light the way For America, we'll fight each day We love America and if you do too, stand with us and we will make it through God Bless America and God Bless you With Lion of Judah by our side, Evil Can Run But It Just can't hide. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS YOU TOO.

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GET OFF THE FLOOR BITCH! Flyin down the road doing one hundred and five. Danged oh miracle this old foed is still alive. Lead follow or get the hell out the way, there aint no brakes on this junky ass sley! Yeeeeee Haaaa ride-um cowboy. Muffler a draggin fenders a flappin. Folks I just past must be crappin. Yeeee Haaaa Ride-um Cowboy. Waving my hat up in the air, smile in their faces like I just don't care. Cops are on my tail, but I am not going to jail this old cowboy caint foed no bail. GET OFF THE FLOOR BITCH! Danged old foot won't listen to me, dang near side swiped a tree. Ran head first through a picket fence plowed up that field aint seen the cop since. Got a quarter tank of gas but not far to go, gotta hit the toilet soon cause imma gettin old, I hafta pee and its a quarter till three, but nobody in the world can drive like me. GET OFF THE FLOOR BITCH! Folks this is my story and imma stickin to it they call me Lucky, but there aint nothin to it. Keepin the peddle to the medal is just how you do it. Get off the floor bitch! yeeeeeeeeee haaaaaa ride-um cowboy.

To Christopher with Love POPS ❤❤❤ Christopher, I am so glad you came into my life even though we did not always see eye to eye. You have came a long way and quickly grew into a good man. I know I pushed you pretty hard. I wanted to give you a chance at a much better life than from where you came. I promised your dad that I would raise you like my own son and that is what you came to be for me. It hasn't always been easy, to do the best I could for you, when you came to me there was so much that you had already been through. Just know this son no matter how this all ends we took all our losses together and we shared all the wins. I love you Christopher never forget that. Now and forever it will always be true, I have a good son in you. No matter where we go or where ever we are at you will always be in my heart and that is a fact. We laughed hard together and we fought hard together as well and few times even cried. When your dad went to heaven I was there by your side, he was not only my uncle but he was my friend we had many adventures that I would love to do again. You took up in my heart were he left off. I have watched you grow from a young boy into a fine young man and I want you to know son that I am still proud of you. Never give up on your family never give up on your dreams. many hard road will you travel but our God in heaven will see you through. Christopher this song is to remind you always that I still love you. Ride-um Cowboy A K A TEX keep your lady in love and hold her tight, be the best you can for her day and night, one day teach your own son how to love his family just like we do. May God Bless and keep happy and safe always remember we only live and have one another by his grace.