American Curmudgeon

So, after all this time the much talked-about JEFFREY EPSTEIN flight logs and list are now out for the public to see....but will it even MATTER? Let's drink about it. Also, I pound about 20 shots of vodka, I argue with my wife, talk about Johnny Ramone and The RAMONES, why Jimmy Kimmel isn't a real man, why the Rich Elites never really get in trouble, and other things that are tragically funny. LET'S FIGHT!

Remember when The RAMONES were inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame? Me too. Johnny Ramone was proudly right wing in a left wing punk rock world.

Woke liberals really love rules, they love being told what to do, what to inject in their bodies, and they really LOVED the Covid lockdowns and vaccine mandates.

I kicked the new year off right by pissing off some government-loving bootlicking liberals by having an opinion about EVs that isn't a positive one. Also, my new hot sauce company is one step closer to becoming a reality, and I ate a delicious sandwich from Chick-Fil-A. LET'S KICK 2024 IN THE DICK!

In this week's Friday Livestream, I drink about : the failing of EVs and how they're the Emperor's New Clothes, a long-lost VHS tape of Howard Stern when he used to be politically incorrect, Amazon screwing me over with my hot sauce bottle delivery, and more things that piss me off.

I'll never understand why people in my peer group and that I used to respect have fallen into this position where they defend the Government. Why would you? Do you LOVE the Government? Why? It doesn't love YOU. In fact, the Government HATES YOUR GUTS and you should always remember that.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE AMERICAN CURMUDGEON! This is a nice little song that I recorded and released in 2015. You can stream it on Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/track/5ITqRyrlxu99VtMPbZ6Sls

Living in Southern Michigan, the winters can be brutal. That means my huge nose gets stuffed up with snot and I can't breathe....HELP!

I started to notice over the past few years that the word " WOODCHIPPER " is used by many commenters under woke propaganda on social media. I thought I was the only one who thought of this term, but clearly I'm not....did all of us free-thinkers come up with this word at the SAME TIME? Get your American Curmudgeon trucker hat and Anti-woke music at my website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/

I'm getting ready to launch my own hot sauce company and in the light of the Huy Fong sriracha shortage, I made MY own sriracha sauce and it slaps.

Welp, it looks like you can't make fun of criminals or ugly people on YouTube, because my channel caught a strike and I was gone for a week....now, I'm BACK! Get your American Curmudgeon trucker hat and Anti-woke music at my website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/

Martha Stewart did some prison time, and now she got her very own WINE. She's da baddest bitch in da hood. Woop! Woop!

I find Huy Fing Sriracha at asian market! Who Flung Poo cream of sum yung gai!

It's my birthday week, so I'm partying my balls off. Welp, at least I did last night. Let me tell you all about it and what to expect for this weekend!

Led Zeppelin wannabees Greta Van Fleet have their very own gay beer!

On this episode of " Get in my Belly! " I show you how to properly enjoy leftover Jet's Pizza....NO COLD PIZZA ALLOWED HERE.

So much wokeness, so little ropes and helicopters! I also love watching the Democrats EAT each other over the Israel/Palestine conflict. Get your American Curmudgeon trucker hat and Anti-woke music at my website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/

Why do people get so offended when they're not invited to something? Like weddings, or a dumb party, or a class reunion? I say, DO ME A FAVOR and don't include me at all because my favorite word in the world is NO! Get your American Curmudgeon trucker hat and Anti-woke music at my website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/