B'More Dad

So cold…. In a different way… #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #mouse #jokes

I thought someone said it was Spring 💐 #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #froze

For all you that think you know the answer, this one isn’t quite apparent 😉 #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday

SPOILER! This reminds me of an old Boy Scout response… STRAW! #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #cincodemayo #barjokes

Im not saying there will NEVER be an E-Book Download. AND this isn’t it. #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoreeveryday #worktimefun #freedownload #joke

We’re not gonna go down some potentially sexist path here… and YES I literally put in my wedding vows my wife would never have to fold my socks. I just never thought the definition of socks included towels, unmentionables, and all the dishes. #dadjokes #jokes #chores #marriagevows Rileigh

Literally.The first words out of her mouth when she got home.“What happened to the muffins”. I’m trying to protect you Costco #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #costco #muffins

Well… when one door is slammed, you open another. #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #cyberbacker #cyberbackermaryland https://linktr.ee/cyberbacker_maryland

Are you still using your masks? Useful Tip if you still have boxes at home #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #facemask

Any parents over 40 feel this pain. We would do ANYTHING to find them…. And really we usually have no one to blame except ourselves. #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #glasses #contacts #taken

Down with the high carb ruling elite!!! #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #poptarts #breakfast #politics

After you’ve spent hours helping with homework… you know you’ve wanted to write this same letter. Names changed to protect myself #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #homework

Claws were OUT! Who was right? #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #jokes

Love it or hate it, autocorreckt makes life simplur most of the thyme. #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #autocorrect #breakingnews

What would you do? This literally happened to me this morning. Mulder! The Truth it out there. #xfiles #foxmulder #fox #mulder #dana #scully #danascully #thetruthisoutthere #daddilemma #jeffkuhn

Is this the Norm? On par? Educators, what’s the right Mode of communication here? 😉 #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #average #math

I know. I know. No worries. It was Nothing Thanks (Follow blackpenredpen for more math fun) #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #realmenofgenius #zero #budlight

I’m stuck. What should I do? Stick with me, babe 😔 (This is NOT sponsored or endorsed) #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #elmersglue #gluestick #lipstick

Guaranteed way to nail The Sales Interview. Inspired by Wolf on Wall Street and so many real life interview tables where I’ve actually heard someone use the words “Sell me this ___”. Done Did. 😉 #worktimefun #jeffkuhn #bmoreeveryday #jokes #interview #sellmethispen

At least leave me SOME dignity It’s embarrassing. Now I’m afraid even my wife Sara will give me the cold shoulder…or HAVE a cold shoulder? 🤔 #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #badcredit #creditcarddebt

Inputting this Freaky Friday source code here. Gotta cast a wide .net #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #freakyfriday #programming #code

Some might say this jokes a stretch… I feel like I’d look more like a Half Lord of the Fishes… and potato potahto #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #yoga #stretch

Sometimes being a parent is painful… and sometimes being my child is. 🤕😅 #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #cheddar

“Networking” It is what it is. We’ll have fun 😉 #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #worktimefun #networking

Can someone please just get me a doctor… 🤔 a therapist? #dadjokes #dadjokeoftheday #jeffkuhn #bmoredad #bmoreeveryday #thesaurus #synonym