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Another attempted assassination attempt on Donald Trump was made today, this time while the President was playing golf at the Trump International Golf Course in West Palm Beach, Florida. The shooter's motivations were no mystery this time around. He was a reliable Democrat donor and activist, who had spent his life committing crimes and trying to ruin civilization. He had even gone to Ukraine, and complained that their standards for admitting foreign mercenaries into the the conflict were too high. The shooter used an "AK Style" rifle, instead of the much dreaded "AR Style" rifle that is used in all shootings that make no sense. But this shooting makes perfect sense. A Leftist with a Soviet firearm tried to whack Donald Trump, and because he wasn't explicitly authorized in advance to do so by the powers that be, he has been taken into custody, where he is likely to remain for a very long time. Unless someone frees his soul while he is in custody, which is certainly a real potential. Other stories on our radar this evening; Second assassination attempt since July raises question how shooter got within 500 yards of Trump Would-Be Trump Assassin Palled Around With Neo-Nazi Azov Brigade In Ukraine: What Did The Government Know? Vindman’s Wife Mocks Trump’s Near-Killing At Hands of Fellow Ukraine Loyalist The New York Times warns Americans 2024 election ‘results could take awhile' World War III Watch: Russia Threatens to Wipe Kiev Off the Map If Biden and NATO Send Ukraine Long Range Missiles to Fire Deep Inside Russia Three Americans Among Dozens Sentenced To Death Following Failed Coup Attempt In Congo Despite Billions In Backing, Studies Show Diversity Trainings Just Aren’t Working ABC News’ Linsey Davis, one of two moderators for last week’s presidential debate, admitted to the Los Angeles Times that the plan was only to fact-check former President Donald Trump, and not Vice President Kamala Harris. SurrealPolitiks Airs live every Monday at 9:30pm US Eastern and takes your calls at 217-688-1433