Stabby Reads: The Best Stories on the Internet

Speaking of shitposts, based off of cowpies and horse droppings, you wouldn't believe that they eat the same thing.

Speaking of shitposts, based off of cowpies and horse droppings, you wouldn't believe that they eat the same thing.

Great, now someone's going to translate the bible into Gen Z slang to be hip with the kids.

Cyclops is too sensitive about his eye to realize that she meant "i" not "eye".

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Some things are easier than asking a girl out.

The Great Outdoors are better than the Great Outwindows.

We all have that one friend that does weird things with his animals.

Steve Irwin, Croc Hunter

Come on procrastinators. You know you've done this.

Come on procrastinators. You know you've done this.

There's a reason that when angels appear, the first thing they say

You dare approach me?

You dare approach me?

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

The beloved accidentally heroic villain!

Eastern European motivational speaker. Mr. Potato. The Latvians are jealous.

My Snape impression isn't the best, but you all know that's what he'd say.

What happens when you let bad writers and bad directors play with your franchise? You get the sequel trilogy.

Everyone join in with me. GROOOOOAAAAAAN!

I think it's super problematic that you aren't subscribed/following, and didn't leave a like. Do I have to call Karen to call the police on you?

That kid has some awesome parents to dress him up like that.

I don't even fit into sardine class. I need to upgrade to an exit aisle or extended legroom seat.

A Good D&D Team will always mess with their DM. The mark of a good DM is one that knows how to roll with it.

And so it turns out that the sun did eventually set on the British Empire.