RambleShamble

Push forward! Push forward! Put your backs into it! We shall never tire and never break until we get what we deserve! Phew. I believe I have overseen this battle enough and I daresay I deserve a little break. And what would be better than to regale you with one of my fabulous tales? A lay of virtuous acts, and immutable, unshakeable mettle . I HAVE RETURNED! I have come back from the front lines of our battle against our monarch and as a tired hero- I deserve the undying attention of my adoring fans. I am feeling so inspired by our current battle that my tale will be focused on just that. Of course, I, the undisputed hero, am tired. So, I shall request the pretty lady from afar to use my wand, dripping from battle to break through the veil so we can all take a break listening to, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

Welcome! Welcome! Weary travellers from afar. Welcome to the best inn in the land, which exclusively hosts the best minstrel in town! What? You have heard the same “Pitch” from the Pub “Lootin’ Fellas” who claimed they host the best Bard in the land? I bet you were disappointed to find those promises of “Best Bard” broken. Serves you right to believe a pub called Looting Fellas would hold a reputation of good standing and the convictions of paragons! Do not be so down on yourselves, my dear audience, as you are in much better space now. You have grown from your experience, which we are all to learn in some stage of our too-swift lives. Even our dynamic duo has controversies on a topic dear to their heart. Take a set well I cast the magical veil to view the biggest Vid-ee-oH game controversies of, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

I AM DONE! I am true and utterly done! For so long our monarch has “Ruled” our kingdom and called it a “Utopia”. NONSENSE. LIES! Would you call it a “Utopia” if we loose half our crops due to the so called “Heat wave” and “flash freezes”? And that due to the food shortage we work to our bare knuckles for scraps from our monarch who remains fat and plump. I would not call that a “Utopia”, would you? Dystopia! Discordia! More like! Who shall stand up with me to oppose our Ruler?? What really? Are you mere hounds with barks and no bite, slobbering all over my carpet and pissing on my leg? Are you willing to put up with these crimes because they’re “Okay”? Don’t suffer in silence! Maybe a tale from the past will inspire you to act! Then it is settled, our tale will focus on the common irritations of the past spoken by our duo who are also bark and no bite, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

Pfff. Hottest week?! What nonsense. And then followed by a sudden flash freeze?! Next the so-called weather wizards will say gold will rain from the sky and solve all our tax problems. Do not fret my dear audience, as their so called foresight is merely a scare tactic for our rich monarch to become richer. I once heard our wizards state that it is our mere presence which is causing these so called “Arcane Calamities”. Even the people from the time long forgotten believe their actions have consequences and they called it “Glo-ball Warming”. I think that will be an amusing tale, mmm, no? Let me quickly grab the icicle from yesterdays snowstorm, which I will use to pierce the veil so we can openly mock the duo, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

What an unsightly thing to happen in our quaint little inn. People boxing while the audience makes bets of who will be the conscious champion. YOU ALL KNOW HE WILL PASS OUT AND CHOKE ON HIS OWN STOMACH ACIDS! HIS HEAD HIT HIS HEAD! Sigh. Apologies to my younger audiences, for my this brutish words. The Sports of the past where a lot more civilised than ours. Massive crowds of people would gather and champions would still be able to make complete sentences. [Distant Slob]: We have a winner! Whoever bet for Jeffrey come and collect your coin! Oh! Aaah! Duty calls, But fret thee not! Before I go, I will pull the fabrics of the veil apart to view our unsporting duo, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

Aaahhh. We are truly blessed to be at the upper echelons of humanity! To have the various magicks and monsters that our dreams conjoured up. You would probably not believe me if I told you that the people from the time long forgotten had a different prediction of what their future would entail. Some believed that our world would be purged into darkness where all life would be snuffed out! Others believed that iron-wrought Humans would rule the world and become the apex being. Yes, yes. You can all stop laughing. Only the people of the past would have such absurd and ridiculous ideas of what their future would be. You want to hear more? Perfect! Let me take out my crystal ball so we can view the future predictions of our future prophets, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

Thank you. Thank you! That was quite an interesting and stupendous tale indeed. It had everything, from action, to comedy, to.... Oh. Aren’t you late to the party? Sit down while the rest settle down, would you? I have already given my tale for today and as you can tell from your reaction that it was definitely not one to miss. Don’t give me that sad look- It takes a lot of effort and various magicks for me to what I do! I do not have the power to shift the temporal constellations yet again simply to recite another glorious tale. Or do I? Mmm?.... Very well, just for you, I will cast aside my shackles, surpass my limits and reopen the window to another time! I am giving another of my fabulous tales with the obnoxious duo in, Ramble Shamble! Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlV... 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?... #Podcast; #Comedy, #Pop-culture, #funny,#entertainment,#magic, #Timetravel

Welcome, welcome! I see there is a bit of colour in my audience. NO! I do not mean the foul slop you people call food in this place! What I mean is that we have some travellers from afar, from foreign lands! I am so honoured that the only reason for your travels was my riveting tales and majestic voice. Shush! No need to utter another word. I shall tell a tale that is out of this world. From the time long forgotten (or at least I sometimes forget), we humans would travel beyond the heavens to explore the unknown. They were so foolish to believe that there is life beyond our celestial dome…Ha! But nonetheless, let us laugh and make mock of the dynamic duo. For they shall share their tales of the first encounters with extra-domal life in, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlV... 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

Welcome, welcome! I see there is a bit of colour in my audience. NO! I do not mean the foul slop you people call food in this place! What I mean is that we have some travellers from afar, from foreign lands! I am so honoured that the only reason for your travels was my riveting tales and majestic voice. Shush! No need to utter another word. I shall tell a tale that is out of this world. From the time long forgotten (or at least I sometimes forget), we humans would travel beyond the heavens to explore the unknown. They were so foolish to believe that there is life beyond our celestial dome…Ha! But nonetheless, let us laugh and make mock of the dynamic duo. For they shall share their tales of the first encounters with extra-domal life in, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlV... 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

Thank you. Thank you! That was quite an interesting and stupendous tale indeed. It had everything, from action, to comedy, to.... Oh. Aren’t you late to the party? Sit down while the rest settle down, would you? I have already given my tale for today and as you can tell from your reaction that it was definitely not one to miss. Don’t give me that sad look- It takes a lot of effort and various magicks for me to what I do! [the last sounding somewhat affronted] I do not have the power to shift the temporal constellations yet again simply to recite another glorious tale. Or do I? Mmm?.... Very well, just for you, I will cast aside my shackles, surpass my limits and reopen the window to another time! I am giving another of my fabulous tales with the obnoxious duo in, Ramble Shamble! Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

Welcome! I am so delighted you have returned solely to listen to my tales of a world long forgotten. You would not lie to me, would you? It would be as immoral as a man stealing for his own avarice. I know my audience is honest and that you are good folk who chose to protect the ones you love, and probably your family too. I am so touched that this reminds me of a tale between two iconic factions from the other world that would be perfect for my munificent audience. Without further ado, let me again carve open the window into the world of, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlV... 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrn... 6. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

Everyone shush! Quieten down or they may hear you… Are you MAD!!?? Blow out those candles, board the doors, take sanctuary under the tables! There is no telling what may come out from the shadows. There are truths in myth and legend, trust me! For I have seen them! You’d be a fool to take my warnings lightly. Will you perhaps believe me if we ponder some of the lays of horror from the other world? That settles it! I shall crack open the window so we can once again peep into the world of, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlV... 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrnfY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link 6. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082021007967

Oh do I wish for the days where the consumption of food is more sophisticated, such as the world we watch from another time. I believe we just nailed the head of a wooden stake. I shall slash the dimensional window to our scrumptious duo whose debate shall be 'Food of the Future' in the world of, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlV... 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrnfY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Have you ever yearned the strength to lift 10 horses or better yet the speed to run across the entire kingdom in a mere second? I know I yearn to have the ability for my voice to reach to the entire kingdom and entrance any who listen to my magnificent voice. What if I tell you that you are not alone, as the world into which we shall peer shares the same dreams and ambitions as ours? Let us peer into the world of Super Powers tackled by our dysfunctional duo, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble

Aaaahh. You have returned. I knew my majestic voice could draw you to come back and listen to my tales. Do not fret if you had to abandon your responsibilities for your children and family to state your curiosity! There is never not enough time to Redeem yourselves and who does not like a good Redemption story? And that is the theme of today tale. Let me tear a window so we can view the best Redemption Stories from the irredeemable, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlVnN2XZ5HAtLhIPQcBjbw

Welcome all people great and small. Do I have a riveting tale for you all today! My tale has information on tech-no-lo-gy long lost amidst the sands of time. In a horseless world, where carts and lights are driven by foreign, strange magicks! I can tell this peaks your interest and perhaps we can learn something from the tale I am about to share. I shall use nothing but my bare fingers to again open the window for the tale of today- Technology. Unfortunately, my powers are limited to our uninspired, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble 4. Fumble Shamble: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlV... 5. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8efptrnfY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I see you have decided to venture beyond your familiar and safe podcasts. Fret not as our fabulous Bard will string a tale and take you on a unforgettable journey. Have faith in him and the podcast, Ramble Shamble. Be sure to join our social media!! 1. YouTube: Subscribe, Ring the Bell and comment 2. Discord: https://discord.gg/WyY9Yp8MhQ 3. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ramble2Shamble