Lock Up The Don (Indict & Convict Trump Song)
This is the unofficial anthem for the indictment, conviction, and imprisonment of Donald J. Trump and his associates for his various egregious crimes, including stealing classified documents and hiding them at Mar-A-Lago in Florida, defrauding the state of New York, putting forth fake electors in the state of Georgia, defrauding his charity donors, and fomenting an insurrection against the Unites States - and that's just in the last couple years! Don't forget about obstructing the Mueller investigation and possibly colluding with foreign powers to interfere in both the 2016 and 2020 elections.
Make your own videos with the Lock Up The Don (Indict & Convict Trump Song) on:
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRaxXA3t/
Instagram Reels: https://www.instagram.com/reels/audio/1367707953758947
Facebook Reels
Lock Up The Don (Indict & Convict Trump Song) is available for download or stream on:
iTunes Music Store
Amazon Music: https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B0BFJXZMPN?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_LmyeuUvlE96KZyBNNUAphm1JO&trackAsin=B0BFJWLSL6
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3wTe6OHb1oDTLM4cb8tyit?si=AS4LlbrESAaL1IHW4ppXbw
Apple Music
More!
LYRICS
Lock up the Don - lock him up now!
Expose the con - lock them all up now!
Sway your hips to left, sway them to the right,
We're throwing Don The Con in the clink tonight!
The federal penitentiary is where he's gonna have to be,
To help us save democracy we gotta lock up that loser,
And chuck the key!
Lock up the Don - lock him up now!
Expose the con - lock them all up now!
Sway your hips to left, sway them to the right,
We're throwing Don The Con in the clink tonight!
Jailbird!
Going to... Leavenworth!
Lock up the Don - lock him up now!
Expose the con - lock them all up now!
It don't matter if you're on the left, or on the right.
We're throwing Don The Con in the clink tonight!
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Fall Vibes Ya'll (The Autumn Anthem)
Dust off your sweaters, inhale some pumpkin spice, and make your own FALL VIBES YA'LL video using this song on your TikTok or Instagram Reel:
TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRpaKWvp/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reels/audio/285401629802590
LYRICS
Fall ya'll
F-A-L-L
It's Fall ya'll
A-U-T-U-M-N
Fall ya'll
Let's get Cozy!
Pumpkin spice is my life
Sweater weather, get together
Apple cider donuts make me go nuts
Labor Day? Sort of.
Halloween? For sure.
Thanksgiving? Yeah!
Fall
Fall ya'll
All the leaves from the trees
It's Fall ya'll
Crunching beneath my feet
Fall ya'll
Bonfires inspire
Let's get cozy!
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Vaccine Vibes (COVID Vaccination Song)
Let's end the coronavirus pandemic through the scientific miracle of vaccination! Get VACCINE VIBES stickers, face masks, t-shirts, and other apparel at TeePublic (great for health departments, health systems, medical professionals, educators, scientists, and more) here:
Stickers: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/18230854-vaccine-vibes-1
Face masks: https://www.teepublic.com/mask/18230854-vaccine-vibes-1
T-shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/18230854-vaccine-vibes-1
DOWNLOAD / STREAM VACCINE VIBES
TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJTWym3g/
iTunes Music Store: https://music.apple.com/us/album/vaccine-vibes-covid-vaccination-song-single/1548381853
Instagram: Search for "Vaccine Vibes" when making Stories or Reels
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3eBTWffjrnggULqgfLHjmE?si=YAyBU9JMSwySDwwPwTG1oA
Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/Vaccine-Vibes-Covid-Vaccination-Song/dp/B08SPG8D3P/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=Wyjo&qid=1611020566&s=dmusic&search-type=ss&sr=1-2
Learn more about the process for confirming the SAFETY & EFFICACY of COVID vaccines and other vaccines:
FDA: https://www.fda.gov/emergency-preparedness-and-response/coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19/covid-19-vaccines
CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/index.html
WHO: https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/covid-19-vaccines
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LYRICS
We got that vaccine vibe going on
Gonna save the nation with inoculation
We got that vaccine vibe going on
We got one shot to save the freaking world
Get off your couch-y and do the Fauci ouch-y!
Get the jab, get the poke
Hey girl, it's not a joke
This scientific breakthrough is gonna protect me and you!
Vaccine vibes
Gonna save the nation with inoculation
Vaccine vibes
We got one shot to save the freaking world
One shot!
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Every Absurd COVID Conversation (Satire)
Let's laugh together at every absurd, extreme, hysterical, wacky, or ridiculous COVID-19 / coronavirus conversation or conspiracy theory we've all been a part of or heard. This is meant to be funny.
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If Lullabies Were Honest
If parents, siblings, aunts and uncles, cousins, baby sitters, and grandparents were honest when putting the kids to bed, this is what the lullabies would sound like. This is especially relevant during COVID-19 quarantine life.
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"If Lullabies Were Honest" by WyJo
iTunes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/if-lullabies-were-honest-single/1439368025
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Wyjo_If_Lullabies_Were_Honest?id=B7weqkezznqlhaald24o7pvnqwa
Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JH5DD5T/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_mr8KEb3YN5STX
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/4EDUniDULLoyxo2JM7qCkV?si=0tOkXxHuQPehv1shSyB9Cg
LYRICS
Go to bed, you freakin' monster trolls
Go to bed, you little a-holes
Go to bed, you little poop machines
Go to bed, or I'm gonna scream!
Take this Ambien, you'll be fine
Take this Benadryl so I can have some free time
Go to bed, you freakin' monster trolls
Go to bed, you little a-holes
Go to bed, you little poop machines
Go to bed, or I'm gonna scream!
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IT COULD BE WORSE (COVID-19 Quarantine Anthem)
Stuck at home for the coronavirus / COVID-19 quarantine? Welp, it could be worse. Hope this brings some laughs to a not-so-funny situation. Be sure to comment with your weird ways in which it could be worse!
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"It Could Be Worse"
iTunes Store: https://music.apple.com/us/album/it-could-be-worse-single/1505820110
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3AuIQ5UBlJ5wzQYCWAPwO7?si=-H9LxdlhQg-Lz_BNuTr-gg
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bh6go7iwnvvyhcucdfqfszgiozy&tid=song-Ts3y46vdc6vs2smikmjfimdmxci
Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086PQDJDR/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_stNHEbBAZS9AC
LYRICS
It could be worse
You could have a butt for a face
It could be worse
You could be floating in space
It could be worse
Your tears could be mase
It could be worse
It could be worse
It could be worse
Your legs could be tires
It could be worse
Your farts could be fire
It could be worse
The situation is dire
But it could be worse
It could be worse
Snakes and spiders might rise from toilet at night
Aliens could be probing you internally
It could be worse
I wanna know how
It could be worse
Put it in the comment section
It could be worse
Post all your weird stuff
It could be worse
It could be worse
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Beat the CORONAVIRUS with this SICK BEAT!
The best way to combat the coronavirus (COVID-19) is with this SICK BEAT.
Download/stream YUCKY MUCK:
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/stylized-yelling/1457465184
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Wyjo_Stylized_Yelling?id=B4u5h3hdirzh7qkbvnjkpwaguwa
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PZ2QKP2/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_n.pMCbTXS7XYQ
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/5v78J9GjhfZUBhldOBh4Uv?si=uB0-AUlOQmaA1qrl2uOg3g
LYRICS
Eh hem. Achew!
Coughing, sneezing, trouble breathing.
Infection comes now, prepare for the sickness.
Unless you prevent, you're not gonna like this!
Cold and flu make you feel like poo!
Don't let that yucky muck make your life go sucky suck.
Ha ha, hee hee!
Wash your hands before you eat.
Wash your hands after you pee.
Cover your cough, drink lots of water.
Don't step in my zone if you got a fever!
Don't hate, just vaccinate.
Don't let that yucky muck make your life go sucky suck.
Ha ha, hee hee!
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Parody song captures how we all feel about potholes
Tired of the potholes in your town? Check out this hilarious and catchy tune about how excited we get when those workers start patching those pesky roads!
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BIG DADDY PATTY (That KC Quarterback Song)
Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes II is your daddy. Get the BIG DADDY PATTY t-shirt and other apparel at TeePublic here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3279890-big-daddy-patty-patrick-mahomes?store_id=76974
DOWNLOAD / STREAM "Big Daddy Patty (That KC Quarterback Song)"
Links to iTunes, Spotify, Amazon, Google Play coming soon!
LYRICS
Did he just throw that left handed?!
Get on board that...
Patty Wagon!
Who's your Daddy?
Big Daddy Patty!
Get on board that...
Patty Wagon!
Who's your Daddy?
Big Daddy Patty!
Matriculate the ball all over the field...
Matriculate the ball until your enemies kneel!
Get on board that...
Patty Wagon (matriculate the)!
Who's your Daddy (ball down the field)?
Big Daddy Patty!
Who is your Daddy?
Big Daddy, Big Daddy Patty!
Kansas City's going nuts over this guy.
And to be honest, they should be...
Because he's NOT FROM THIS PLANET!
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COOL WHIT | KC Royals Whit Merrifield
Kansas City Royals utility man Whit Merrifield is multi-talented! Enjoy this funny jam and get the COOL WHIT t-shirt (in any size, color style) from TeePublic HERE: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/544026-cool-whit-merrifield
Download COOL WHIT song on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/cool-whit-whit-merrifield/id1126832135
Amazon Music: https://amzn.com/B01HG2BDA0
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Josh_Weinstock_Cool_Whit_Whit_Merrifield_Song?id=B3ephoeqebuwuz64y7lpowx3qqi
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0CjUVk2YvlKP7qIVduTh1f
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SONG LYRICS
He's a Cool Whit, so fresh and smooth.
He can play the field, he can make the girls squeal!
He's a Cool Whit, ba da boo boo boo.
Spread him all around,
rawr rawr rooow rooow rooow.
He's a Cool Whit, so fresh and smooth.
He can play the field, make the girls squeal!
He's a Cool Whit, ba da boo boo boo.
Spread him all around,
rawr rawr rooow rooow rooow.
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This Catchy Song Discourages You From 'Feeding The Online Trolls'
The World Wide Web is a place where anyone, where ever they are, is free to say whatever is on their mind, under a shroud of anonymity. But these folks also tend to be <a href="https://rumble.com/v44i9e-most-annoying-noises-and-phrases.html" target="_blank">annoying</a> and overbearing, so much so that people have sworn off from social media and any other place where these so-called troll reside and feed on other people’s annoyance.
It used to be fun, but not any more. While we salute those who have the nerves of steel to wrestle with these insatiable beasts of the Interwebs, there are those of us who decide to take a step back and leave the clash of the trolls for someone else to fix.
If you still struggle with the itch in your hand whenever someone pokes the sleeping lion online, just sing these incredibly simple and catchy lyrics to yourself:
Don't read the comments, yeah.
They just gonna torment, you.
Brush it off your shoulders, now.
And say nah nah nah nah, yow!
Don't feed the trolls.
Don't don't don't.
Instead, go eat a casserole!
Don't read the comments, yeah.
They just gonna torment, you.
Brush it off your shoulders, now.
And say nah nah nah nah, MEOW!
By the end of the day, you will probably feel like you can’t get rid of the music being stuck in your head for some time, but it good. Maybe you, too, will learn to not feed the trolls!
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It's a Soap Spoof - MIRACLE Version!
Soap opera parody / spoof. HAPPY ending version. Marie lays dying in a hospital, with her lover by her side, when in comes the doctor!
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It's a Soap Spoof - MISERY Version!
Soap opera parody / spoof. SAD ending version. Marie lays dying in a hospital, with her lover by her side, when in comes the doctor with some bad news.
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Can Any Couple Ever Decide on Dinner?
This couple decides what to get for dinner in the weirdest way. Download "WHAT YOU WANT FOR DINNER GURL" on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/what-you-want-for-dinner-gurl-single/id1208517965
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/what-you-want-for-dinner-gurl-single/id1208517965
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Josh_Weinstock_What_You_Want_for_Dinner_Gurl?id=Bbr54dx6t2lylehneugt7f7gcva
Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XBBYZJ4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_35jTyb155CEXH
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/5LiQve3sACXbrUseh4XgCm
LYRICS
What you want for dinner gurl?
What you want for dinner?
Don't know what I want boy.
Don't know what I want.
Do you want Mexican? Italian? Chinese?
What you want for dinner gurl?
What you want for dinner?
Don't know what I want boy.
Don't know what I want.
What you want for dinner gurl?
Barbecue?
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Dog Delivers Hilarious Weather Forecast on Live TV!
Weather dog Tom W. Frostington finds the weather in his town unpredictable. Watch this adorable puppy deliver a hilarious weather forecast for 42 Metro News. Download 'The Weather Here Is Nuts" on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-weather-here-is-nuts-single/id1225751984
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iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-weather-here-is-nuts-single/id1225751984
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Josh_Weinstock_The_Weather_Here_Is_Nuts?id=Bo7x2qdpr3q5caqp4d3h3nbt7fa
Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06ZYW35JS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_SOM9ybR90WBQ1
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/1oer0cyFnLldacgjjuQ9XJ
LYRICS
Sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's cold.
Sometimes it rains girl, and sometimes it snows.
The weather here is nuts - all four seasons in a day.
The weather here is crazy, but I wouldn't change a thing.
Embrace the madness, dress in layers and be prepared.
The weather here is nuts, but baby I ain't going nowhere.
Sometimes it's calm, sometimes it's windy.
Sometimes it's clear girl, sometimes it's misty!
The weather here is nuts, all four seasons in a day.
The weather here is crazy, but I wouldn't change a thing.
Embrace the madness, dress in layers and be prepared.
The weather here is nuts, but baby I ain't going nowhere.
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SONG & DANCE: I'm in Love with Fresh Laundry Smell
When you finish the laundry & that fresh whiff hits your nostrils.... Freshly cleaned laundry is the most satisfying aroma in the world & it deserves its own song & dance. This funny and weird music video is sure to make the whole family giggle and sing a long!
Download the 'The Fresh Laundry Song & Dance' on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/stylized-yelling/id1027343650
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013GQGFG2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_XhNFybEF5TNJT
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Josh_Weinstock_Stylized_Yelling?id=Bsehmj4zkxnjlpoekqziybilqcq
LYRICS
I'm in love with those good smelling blankets,
With those freshly laundered sheets.
I can't deny the freshness,
turn on the dryer honey. And repeat.
Don't lie to yourself, you know you've thought the same thing.
Don't hold it back, just breathe. Ahhh.
I'm in love with those good smelling blankets,
With those freshly laundered sheets.
I can't deny the freshness,
turn on the dryer honey. And repeat. One more time!
I'm in love with those good smelling blankets,
With those freshly laundered sheets.
I can't deny the freshness,
turn on the dryer honey. And repeat. Yeehaw!
CHOREOGRAPHY
Hannah Lareau
hannahatwell@gmail.com
DANCING GUY
Ben Auxier
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
Josiah Crandall
DANCERS
Hannah Lareau
Tara Truitt
Tina Shaw
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Yucky Muck: The Cold & Flu Song
If the flu, colds, or allergies got you down, beat the sickness with this sick beat!
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Don't Get This Song Stuck In Your Head!
Your kids (and all of humanity) will love this silly video where dogs, cats, and squirrels sing the catchiest song of all time. Download 'Don't Get This Song Stuck In Your Head' on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dont-get-this-song-stuck-in/id1110508237
Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01F4PC03U/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_hjKDybYYJSTTG
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Josh_Weinstock_Don_t_Get_This_Song_Stuck_in_Your_H?id=Bddojranjvxjbdtdmuq6edtzazy
LYRICS
Did you catch the song? I caught the song.
Did you get the song? I got the song.
Did you catch it? I caught it.
Don't get this song stuck in your head.
You got this song stuck in my head.
Did you catch the song? I caught the song.
Did you get the song? I got the song.
Did you catch it? I caught it.
Don't get this song stuck in your head.
You got this song stuck in my head.
Did you catch the fever? I got the fever.
Did you get the fever? I got the fever.
Did you catch that fever? I got the fever!
Was it bad? It was good.
Was it sad? It was happy.
Was it drab? It was snappy!
Did you buy it? I bought it.
Don't get this song stuck in your head.
You got this song stuck in my head.
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I'm Offended By Literally Everything!
Are you exhausted by everyone getting offended by everything? Are you tired of every issue having to be 'us versus them?' I wrote a sarcastic sing-a-long just for you! Download OFFENDED SING-A-LONG on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-offended-by-literally-everything/id1059383398
Amazon Music: http://amzn.com/B0184FF2JQ
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Josh_Weinstock_I_m_Offended_By_Literally_Everythin?id=By6vglbfwhpqi6l53ca5qqv4uj4
LYRICS
I'm offended because you're gay.
I'm offended by Chick-Fil-A.
I'm offended by your Starbucks cups.
I'm offended by the Donald Trump.
You have an opinion that's different than mine,
So now I gotta scream and whine!
'Cause I'm offended by everything,
Come on now, dance and sing!
I'm offended 'cause you own a gun,
I'm offended 'cause you ain't no fun.
I'm offended by intelligent design.
I'm offended by the way you drive.
I'm offended by your race.
I'm offended when I look at your face.
I'm offended by your immigrants.
I'm offended you're a pacifist.
I'm offended by your pro-war stance.
I'm offended by your sagging pants.
You have an opinion that's different than mine,
So now I gotta scream and whine!
'Cause I'm offended by everything,
Come on now. Dance and sing!
(Spoken)
Uh yes, excuse me, down here, yeah, uh...
Isn't some of this kind of ridiculous?
Are some of these things actually not worth getting offended over?
Is every single one of these battles worth fighting?
Why does it always have to be 'us versus them'?
Why does everything have to so extreme and polarized?
Wasn't this nation made great by leaders and people,
Willing to compromise and SOMETIMES meet in the middle?
WHAT?!?!?!
We're offended 'cause you won't take a stand.
We're offended 'cause you're a middle man.
We're offended 'cause you're ridin the fence.
We're offended by your common sense!
(Spoken)
Download the song! It's only 99 cents.
That's less than that evil cup of coffee you just bought at Starbucks.
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VICTORY... When Your Team Wins The Game!
Did your team just win? Here's your stupidly generic victory song & dance video to share with your friends to show your excitement! Download the 'Stupidly Generic Victory Song' on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/stylized-yelling/id1027343650
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Stylized-Yelling-Josh-Weinstock/dp/B013GQGFG2/ref=sr_1_2?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1439069458&sr=1-2&keywords=Josh+Weinstock
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Josh_Weinstock_Stylized_Yelling?id=Bsehmj4zkxnjlpoekqziybilqcq&hl=en
LYRICS
This one goes out to all the winners out there!
Our team won the game, we shall forever reign.
The forces of darkness tried to defeat us...
But we manned up and kicked them in the dingus!
Our team won the game, your team is freakin' lame.
You suck so bad, you gotta hit the road.
It's time right now for your head to explode.
Our team won the game, we shall forever reign.
Victory!
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