The Hake Report

The Hake Report

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RIP Val Kilmer! | Wed 4-2-25

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Is Thomas Massie a showboat? | Tue 4-1-25

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Bros under attack! | Mon 3-31-25

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The Christians killed Jesus! | Fri 3-28-25

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Leave the doe-eyed bull alone! | Thu 3-27-25

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Hard to know the truth | Wed 3-26-25

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Oh, don't hurt turtles, women, or children! 🙄 | Tue 3-25-25

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Do you prefer non-political gals? | Mon 3-24-25

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Praying in vain! | Fri 3-21-25

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An attack on Tesla is an attack on America | Thu 3-20-25

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What's it like being white? | Wed 3-19-25

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I'm really crying, how's that lying? | Tue 3-18-25

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Whose arms are bigger? | Mon 3-17-25

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BASED Chuck Schumer! | Fri 3-14-25

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Ruling by FEAR! | Thu 3-13-25

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These gals tryna do stuff | Wed 3-12-25

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Who doesn't do crimes against humanity? | Tue 3-11-25

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Feel-good pro-Keanu Reeves propaganda | Mon 3-10-25

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The biggest R—ists are admired! | Fri 3-7-25

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Shalom Hamas | Thu 3-6-25

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No one's a loser? | Wed 3-5-25

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Wise men say only fools rush in | Tue 3-4-25

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Trump reminds us of the seriousness of the situation | Mon 3-3-25

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Kissup Boycott! | Fri 2-28-25

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Third Rail Omar on Trump, Elon, and the Middle East | Thu 2-27-25

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