The Comments Section With Brett Cooper

NFL star Jason Kelce has officially announced his retirement from the Philadephia Eagles, and he had the whole world in tears over his heartfelt retirement speech. He spent most of the speech praising his loved ones, many of whom were seen teary-eyed in the crowd. Donate Today to Food For The Poor! Text COOPER to 51555 or visit www.foodforthepoor.org/cooper

Jada Pickett Smith recently revealed that she hopes her daughter, Willow, grows up to have a relationship similar to her and Wills'. She must never want to see her children happy. FREE Easter Ham + $25 off your Good Ranchers box! Use promo code COOPER at checkout. https://www.goodranchers.com

Get 3 Months FREE of ExpressVPN: https://expressvpn.com/Cooper TikTok has a new viral trend: girlfriends are calling their boyfriends "husbands" to see their reactions. The comments section typically determines if they pass or fail these tests. Let's get into it.

In honor of The Comments Section’s two-year anniversary, Brett listens to the advice she gave herself one year ago and reflects on how she's grown since then. Go grab your SIGNED limited edition 2-year anniversary Comments Section hat: https://bit.ly/3TeJfD0

On a recent episode of her brand new podcast, former child star JoJo Siwa announced that she wants children within the next few years. Based on her close friendships with influencers like James Charles and Colleen Ballinger, this may not be the most appropriate idea. Get a free Jumpstart Trial Bag from Ruff Greens at http://www.RuffGreens.com/Brett, or call 877-66 My Dog

Disney has parted ways with its president, Sean Bailey, who was the leading force behind the production of countless mediocre reboots. Perhaps this is a step in the right direction. Get a FREE Samsung 5G smartphone from PureTalk. Enter promo code: Cooper at https://www.puretalkusa.com/landing/Cooper

New details have emerged from Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s divorce. Rumors were circulating that Gisele was cheating on Tom with her jiu-jitsu instructor. Tom posted a poem by Muhammad Ali to social media that may have confirmed those rumors. Eventually, mayhem broke out online. You don’t want to miss this. Get a free Jumpstart Trial Bag from Ruff Greens at http://www.RuffGreens.com/Brett, or call 877-66 My Dog

This past week, a "Willy Wonka Experience" in Glasgow, Scotland, went viral for misleading patrons with fake AI advertisements of a fun, kid-friendly "immersive experience." Instead, families were met with a scarcely decorated warehouse with a scary "villain" who caused children to leave in tears. Food For The Poor - Donate Today to Food For The Poor! Text ‘BELLY’ to 51555 or visit www.foodforthepoor.org/cooper

Women have created a new trend of labeling some men as "baby girl," and I don't think the guys are on board. When will women stop believing they're the experts on men? FREE Bacon for 4 years with Good Ranchers! Use promo code COOPER at checkout. https://www.goodranchers.com

Joe Biden recently appeared on The Late Night Show with Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler, and boy, was it pathetic. Let's get into it. Get a free Jumpstart Trial Bag from Ruff Greens at http://www.RuffGreens.com/Brett, or call 877-66 My Dog

Today, we're discussing the online controversy surrounding the family vlogger couple Matt and Abby. Recently, Matt has released music where he depicts his life as depressing and "not enough," while simultaneously posting happy videos with his family. Text "COOPER" to 989898 for your no-cost, no-obligation, FREE information kit from Birch Gold.

There is a new TikTok trend of young women prank calling the men in their lives to let them know they've gotten a job as an underwater welder at an offshore oil rig. This is one of the few trends I decided to join in on, so today we're prank calling my brother. Donate Today to Food For The Poor! Text ‘BELLY’ to 51555 or visit www.foodforthepoor.org/cooper

Yet again, another stay at home mom creator is getting slammed for representing a different type of lifestyle online. Get a free Jumpstart Trial Bag from Ruff Greens at http://www.RuffGreens.com/Brett, or call 877-66 My Dog

After being fired from Saturday Night Live almost five years ago, Shane Gillis hosted the show this past weekend and crushed it. As expected, however, the legacy woke media is tearing into his material, claiming he's 'punching down'. Let's get into it. Get a FREE Samsung 5G smart phone with PureTalk. Enter promo code: Cooper at https://www.puretalkusa.com/landing/Cooper

Today, we're diving into the world of extreme female beauty standards, and discussing the simple fact that men are not the ones responsible for upholding and encouraging these trends. Donate Today to Food For The Poor! Text ‘BELLY’ to 51555 or visit www.foodforthepoor.org/cooper

Google recently released its new AI chatbot, Gemini AI, and boy, does it have a lot of issues. Let's get into it. Get 3 Months FREE of ExpressVPN: https://expressvpn.com/Cooper

Prince Harry and Meghan are unsurprisingly in the news yet again. For a couple that wants nothing but privacy, they sure love making headlines. Get your free life insurance quote & see how much you could save: http://policygenius.com/Cooper

Actress and former Disney star Bridgit Mendler is quite literally the real-life Barbie, and today we're covering all of her recent achievements. Let's get into it. Get 15% off your first order from Armra. Use promo code COOPER at https://www.TryArmra.com/Cooper

TikTok creator Ressa Tessa has released a 7+ hour, 50-part series called "Who TF Did I Marry," which has taken over the internet. The series, posted on TikTok, details her past relationship with her ex-husband, whom she discovered was a pathological liar. PDS Debt is offering a free debt analysis. It only takes thirty seconds. Get yours at https://PDSDebt.com/cooper.

Ruby Franke of the channel "8 Passengers" and her business partner, Jodi Hildenbrandt, have finally been sentenced on multiple felony charges of aggravated child abuse. Let's get into it. Get a free Jumpstart Trial Bag from Ruff Greens at http://www.RuffGreens.com/Brett, or call 877-66 My Dog

The new health data from the NHS will blow your mind. Let's get into it. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale from Stamps: https://www.stamps.com/Cooper

There are rumors that a female-led reboot of the 2010's popular comedy hit, Project X, is currently in the works. Hollywood is fully incapable of creating anything original. Get 25% off your Helix order + a FREE bedroom bundle. Promo code: HELIXPARTNER25 at https://helixsleep.com/Brett

Mike Posner recently took to social media to reflect on how much he has grown as a person since his hit song, 'I Took A Pill In Ibiza', was released 10 years ago. He is the type of role model we need in entertainment. Start your journey to better health with Balance Of Nature! For a limited time, get 35% off your first order as a preferred customer + a FREE Fiber & Spice. Use promo code COOPER at checkout: https://www.balanceofnature.com/

Gen Z is slowly starting to realize that their hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt may not be worth their measly college degree. Get a free Jumpstart Trial Bag at http://www.RuffGreens.com/Brett, or call 877-66 My Dog

Recently, feminist TikToker Madi Hart revealed a story about her father who abandoned their family to chase his dream of breakdancing. We've got a lot to talk about with this one. Help save 1,500 babies from abortion with PreBorn!: https://preborn.com/Brett