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Pastors don't want you to know this! If you follow these steps, you will be able to communicate effectively with God and won't need their help! #shorts

The Babylon Bee has some bad news for mask wearers. #shorts

The UK government has a watchlist of authors. Who qualifies may surprise you. #shorts

In this official training video for the People's Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective! #shorts #tiktok #china #usa

Kyle, Brandon, Chandler, Kira Davis, Austin Robertson, and others all put on a show a month ago when they went to another country called Texas and hosted the podcast live before an audience of over 1,000 people! Today, on a very special The Babylon Bee Podcast, we are going to let you experience it for yourself! At Bee Live, the gang discussed Babylon Bee articles that ended up being prophecies that were quickly fulfilled, what it’s like writing comedy and satire in an already insane world, and also wowed the audience with a special edition of Bee Radio LIVE with Austin Robertson! In addition to a glimpse at our live content, we are serving up some fresh new subscriber only content for you today. So even if you were at Bee Live you’ll want to stick around for subscriber headlines, a classic article of the week, a special Sizzler Fact and some really gross stories that happened at Walmart! This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: Samaritan Ministries: http://SamaritanMinistries.org/TheBabylonBee My Patriot Supply(Save $200!): http://MyPatriotSupply.com Allegiance Gold (You Could Get $500 in FREE SILVER): https://AllegianceGold.com/Bee BetterHelp (Get 10% OFF!): http://BetterHelp.com/BabylonBee

In this official training video for the People's Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #babylonbee #china #woke #tiktok

In a culture full of drag queens, Dr. Owen Strachan discusses why he felt compelled to participate in Pastor Story Hour. #shorts

With the underwhelming release of The Mandalorian season 3, the gang has to wonder, have people had enough of Star Wars? #shorts #starwars

In a world where the lines between male and female and been blurred, it's refreshing to play a game with a strong male protagonist who shoots aliens with an arm cannon. Which limb would you replace with an arm cannon? Let us know in the comments below! Watch the full podcast episode: https://youtu.be/LvGOiRomsYY Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast #videogames #metroid #babylonbee #podcast #gaming #howdoumakemetroidcrawl

Pastors don't want you to know this! If you follow these steps, you will be able to communicate effectively with God and won't need their help! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Strong men, it's time to take a stand for young men. #shorts

Dr. Owen Strachan is fighting back against Drag Queen Story Hour by becoming involved in Pastor Story Hour and so can you! He’s also got almost 100k followers on Twitter without engaging in aggressive conduct—an absolute legend! He’s also a talented freestyle rapper! We had him freestlye rap some theological terms, yo! His latest book is The War on Men, Why Society Hates Them and Why We Need Them. Owen is a cinema connoisseur who believes this era of filmmaking dismisses the need for strong male leads. Dr. Owen Strachan is a Provost and Research Professor of Theology at Grace Bible Theological Seminary. He earned his Ph.D from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School. He has authored numerous books, including Christianity and Wokeness: How the Social Justice Movement is Hijacking the Gospel - and the Way to Stop it. Check out his new book The War on Men, Why Society Hates Them and Why We Need Them: https://a.co/d/940vJ9V This is episode is brought to you by Samaritan Ministries: samaritanministries.org/thebabylonbee Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Christians against mutilating "trans" kids, beware! #shorts

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like The Oscars being a thing that happened, Michelle Yeoh having a big night, and a Russian fighter jet downing a U.S. drone over the Black Sea! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

The gang at The Babylon Bee is back to talk about Drew Barrymore kneeling for Dylan Mulvaney and also Joe Biden saying that states that seek to ban transgender surgeries on minors are “close to sinful” and cruel! Silicon Valley Bank also collapsed with a twitter-fueled bank run while inflation and interest rates are nuts. Are we living in 1929!? Paul Roland is in the house to talk about his new film, Exemplum! Travis’ Game Korner makes a return to talk about the Metroid series paving the way for strong male protagonists, while Jarret is informed in a mailbag letter that he sounds just like Phil Hartman.There’s Sizzler Facts, Hate Mail, and other updates at The Babylon Bee. Do you have Star Wars Fatigue? Your doctor may be able to help. OUT NOW: Check out Paul’s new film, Exemplum: https://tubitv.com/movies/100000474/exemplum?start=true This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: PublicSq on Google: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.publicsq.app PublicSq on Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/publicsq/id1573823343 GoodRanchers: http://goodranchers.com (Use Promocode: ‘BABYLONBEEF’ to get $30 OFF) Allegiance Gold: https://allegiancegold.com/bee/ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of a woke company's board meeting? DIVERSITY!!! We take you inside for an exclusive look at their perfectly put perspirations. Download the Public Square app today: http://publicsq.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #babylonbee #woke #conservative #comedy

His name is Dossier. Steele Dossier. And he's on the case trying to figure out if the dame that just waltzed in is a dame after all. Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/ueTEYuKGzEg #shorts

Stop asking about the Eagles! #shorts

Forget the Oscars. This is the big time: the first-ever annual Babylon Bee Awards show, presented at Bee Live 2023 in Fort Worth, Texas. Grab your popcorn and help us congratulate the winners! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #BeeLIVE #babylonbee #oscars

We received an email with a promising lead for host Adam Yenser! #shorts

Adam gives his thoughts on free speech allies. #shorts

Socialism isn't ALL bad. Here are some upsides you might not have considered. #shorts

RIP Norm Macdonald and his solid takes on Jan. 6th. #shorts

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like all things Lori Lightfoot losing, Pete Davidson crashing his car, and illegal immigrants from Honduras decided to eat a bald eagle for some reason. Also Chuck-E-Cheese is still using floppy disk drives. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBTKAx-ON0 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Adam Yenser returns to delight Kyle Mann and Jarret LeMaster with outrageous stories about the greatest European country on earth: Finland! Then Adam has to come to grips with America’s ridiculous news cycle. Did you know that drag queens are all about CPAC now and that Tucker Carlson has been exposing the January 6 insurrection isn’t quite what the media has described it to be? But enough about dumb news. We’ve got to talk about the Christian Music Bracket! WHO’S GOING TO WIN? (Answer: DC Talk) The Weakly News with Adam Yenser makes its triumphant return and we also dig into the mailbag. Subscribers are in luck for an extended mailbag segment as well as always loveable subscriber headlines. Oh, and Jarret is doing a thing! Go see him at his Easter event in Covina, CA: https://luminate.church/iwfc2023 Check out Reftoons: https://www.reftoons.com/ And Paul's new illustrated Westminster Catechism: https://www.reftoons.com/products/the-illustrated-westminster-catechism This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: Abide App: Text ‘BABYLON’ to 22433 to get 25% off! Making The Case Conference (Kyle will be there): http://issuesetc.org Allegiance Gold: https://allegiancegold.com/bee/ PublicSq on Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/publicsq/id1573823343 PublicSq on Google: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.publicsq.app&pli=1