Senator Papahatziharalambrous

Anyone in the ABC or SBS looking for a Standover Comedian, Writer, Actor, Cunt? C’mon. Let me get some of that taxpayer money and actually write shit that people want to see., instead of that boring woke crap You can always say i was hired for my alphabet surname 🤡🌏🤣

Stand Up, err Stand Over Comedy 'Tough Guys' S01:E02 [Victoria 6] "Let me tell you, we've got our fair share of tough guys here. You know who I'm talking about right?" Presented by Takin-Thepiss.myspreadshop.com and Takin-Thepiss.redbubble.com #TakinThepiss 👊⚔️🇦🇺 ALL RIGHTS. ©2023 Senator Takin Thepiss Papahatziharalambrous Media enquiries: christos@sumthink.com.au

A Nuclear Australia guarantees a stronger, safer and more prosperous Australia. You know it. Even the left knows this too. The far-left will never concede, coz of their evil CCP mates. Fuck ‘em! Nuclear Power #ForAustralia 👊⚔️🇦🇺

Track: Lord Have Mercy (D Minor) 0:00 Lord Have Mercy Lord Have Mercy I don't wanna die again! Lord Have Mercy Lord Have Mercy I don't wanna die again! 0:18 I was fifteen, She was twenty-one (I) Shouldn't have been there From the start. But I let her - Have her way with me Just like the devil said 0:40 Oooooh who'll Save Our Children who'll Save Our Children From the monsters in our hearts 1:09 Lord Have Mercy Lord Have Mercy I don't wanna die again! Lord Have Mercy Lord Have Mercy I don't wanna die again! 1:18 to 1:35 She dumped me But I was in her car I Prayed you'd forgive me Lord Almost did the unthinkable and Keep on hiding, all the pain (from everyone) ... 1:40 Who'll save our children? From the monsters - Who'll save our children? From the monsters in our hearts. 2:00 Lord Have Mercy Lord Have Mercy I don't wanna die again! Lord Have Mercy Lord Have Mercy Lord Have Mercy on my soul ... The End ------------------------------- Lord Have Mercy is free to Download on Bandcamp. We have no way to donate 100% of the sale to Kids Helpline, so I have a direct link here for you to make a gold coin donation, if you can #SaveOurChildren ❤️ BandCamp: https://theaussiesenators.bandcamp.com/album/lord-have-mercy Kids Helpline: https://kidshelpline.com.au/about/support-us ------------------------------- Lyrics & Vocals ft. Senator Papahatziharalambrous 🎙 Music & Video by Aussie Deplorable © The Aussie Senators 2020-2023 -------------------------------

G'day Punters! Are you looking for a unique way to show your love for Australia? Look no further than "Takin Thepiss"! Our collection of Australian-themed t-shirt designs and merchandise will have you shouting "G'day mate" and "Dan Andrews is a fucking cunt" in no time. Our designs are guaranteed to turn heads and the perfect way to flaunt your Aussie pride. #TakinThepiss Takin-Thepiss.myspreadshop.com Takin-Thepiss.redbubble.com "G'day Punters! And welcome to first night of a hundred as a Stand Up, err Stand Over politician gangster comedian. I'm here to talk about the gangster scene in Victoria, and let me tell you, it's like a real-life episode of The Sopranos down here. You've got your "wise guys" and your "made men" running around, shaking people down for protection money. But let's be real, who needs protection when you're living in a state where everything can kill you? You got sharks in the ocean, snakes in the bushes, drop bears in the trees and politicians in Parliament. Ain't no gangster gonna protect you from that! But seriously, have you ever tried to negotiate with these guys? It's like talking to a bunch of kids on a sugar rush. They just wanna play with their toys and get their way, and if you don't give it to them, they'll chuck a tantrum and break your kneecaps. And don't even get me started on the politicians. These guys make the Godfather look like a saint. They're always making deals and greasing palms, trying to get ahead and keep their Seats. But you know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And if you can't join 'em, run for office and beat 'em at their own game. But let's face it, politics in Victoria is a big fat joke. You've got a bunch of arseholes in suits trying to convince you that they care about your issues, but all they really care about is getting re-elected. It's like a never-ending episode of Survivor, and they're all just trying to avoid getting voted off Democracy island. So what's the solution, you ask? Well, I don't know about you, but I think we need a little bit more humor in our politics. I mean, why can't we have a Premier who tells jokes instead of just being one? Imagine Question Time being a stand-up comedy routine instead of a shouting match. Mate, I guarantee you, we'd all be a lot happier. Anyway. I've run out of time. So in conclusion punters, if you wanna be a gangster in Victoria, go ahead and try. But if you wanna be a politician, just remember to bring your sense of humor, because you're gonna need it." Have a goodnight punter. God bless Australia and the dickheads trying to destroy us. ALL RIGHTS. ©2023 Senator Takin Thepiss Papahatziharalambrous Media enquiries: christos@sumthink.com.au

To all the Cancel Culture, SJW, Woke and whatever names you call yourselves. Can you start canceling things that affect us all like rising gas, water, electricity, rates and cost of living - instead of your lame made-up causes that no one cares about?

Stand Up, err Stand Over Comedy 'Bulletproof and Unvaccinated' S01:E01 [Victoria 54 ] Tonight at 9 PM Live on Youtube and Twitter #ForAustralia 👊⚔️🇦🇺

Victoria to become the first State to legalise pedophiles (MAPs), no surprise when you have a look at the Soycialists in charge. #LGBTQPRSVYCWXZ+

Chris Papas, Liberal Member for Westessendon. Fighting the good fight and whatever are left of your rights. I am a proper candidate. Old school, what what. Can pronounce most words in English and love Bronwyn Bishops hair. *Parody. Not the real Chris Papas. This duopoly’s done!

THE SOYCIALIST LEFT MAY NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS, BUT THE MOST CONSERVATIVE PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES IS A BLACK CHURCH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. I do not own this content. All credits go to its rightful owner. Enjoy.

Policy Advisor To the Fascist Victorian Grubernment Tells How and Where Dan’s Laws Are Dreamt Up and Written 🤡🌏 #OnTheBog

Senator Papahatziharalambrous on Australia's First FIFO Prime Minister Anthony Norman Albofuckinese Official Takin Thepiss Merchandise: takin-thepiss.myspreadshop.com Takin-Thepiss.redbubble.com

Private Bar room ramblings of a Victorian, sick to death of Stairman Dan and the Soycialists in charge of Australia. It’s time we turn their tolerance back on them, but harder. How? 👇

It’s been over three thousand days since our gutless leader has pressed the flesh with ordinary punters in Victoria. What’s the most popular politician ever, afraid of? #TakeBackOurState #DrainTheBillabong #ForAustralia! 👊⚔️🇦🇺

If you, a family member or mate are struggling. Lend me an ear. You’re hurting, not hopeless or trash. Reach out to me, or someone. Be kind to all

Mr 31% of the Primary Vote PM, Spends More Time With Minorities Than the Majority of Australians for one Good Reason: No one likes the drongo. Not Tanktop Pilberserk, Bull Shortarse or Pencildick Wong. #WorstPMever

Hate all you like, but I'm going to drink VX [6.9%] and also do the voiceover commercial for @Vic_Bitter 😂 HERALD SUN @theheraldsun : While many beer brands are reducing alcohol levels, an Aussie fave is doing the opposite - with a new brew that notches it up to 6% Source: https://bit.ly/3YqgxOS

My Cousin Penelope just toppled Adumb Bandt, and has become the first Transgender leader of The Greens. Not even the ALP has ever had a Transgender leader despite their wordy support for all things LGBTQP+

In Victoria a Dr can be jailed for refusing gender reassignment surgery on a 9 year old boy or girl. But that same Dr can refuse surgery to an unvaccinated person In Dansutopia because we are a civilised, tolerant and caring lot down here.

My Sydney cousin Jimmy Pappas, dispels the rumours that he spent the night with PM Albo after Mardi Gra.

G’day Ladies. Imagine being a majority of the population and being scared of your Elected Representatives 😂