Real Coffee With Scott Adams

The news is now comedy because we all figure it out. Bring coffee. Politics, Rumble Studio, Persuasion Frame, Uncontrolled Immigration, Cartel Military Equipment, LA Times Layoff, Nicolle Wallace, Propagandized News, Van Jones Biden Advice, President Biden, Texas Border Fight, Patriot Front, Airline Diversity, Hunter Biden’s Art, Nikki Haley Funders, WSJ, Assassination Priming, President Trump, Tim Scott, CNN Rupar, MSNBC, Kari Lake, AZ GOP Chair Jeff DeWit, Reparation Task Forces, Gaza Plan, Soros Political Donations, Scott Adams

Lots of intrigue, mystery, drama, laughs, and coffee Politics, WEF Anti-Coffee, Nikki Haley Funding, Woke Remakes, Personal Robots, Human Rights, Texas Border, SCOTUS, Jordan Peterson, Mating Instinct, Levels of Awareness, Cenk Uygur, Chicago DEI, Sweden Bombings, Rep. Clay Higgins, Swing-State Vote Counting, President Trump, CBDC, Vivek Ramaswamy, Glenn Greenwald, J6, Victoria Nuland, Ukraine War, Kim Dotcom, California Senator Race, Adam Schiff, New Hampshire Primary, Canadian Open Border, Scott Adams

Lots of funny and provocative news today. Come get some. Bring coffee. Politics, AI Photorealistic Rendering, Humanoid Robots, India Nuclear Energy, DeSantis Campaign, President Trump, Nikki Haley, RFK Jr., Medical Issue Spikes, Regulatory Capture, Jamie Dimon, Open Border Lawsuits, Alex Soros, The Atlantic, Ibram X. Kendi, Pen Hack Vote Tabulator, Hillary Dirty Tricks Video, Oath Keepers Missing Video, Deleted J6 Files, Joy Reid, Moms For Liberty, Election Year Interest Rates, Scott Adams

Lots of fake news, fake science, and fake caring. All funny. Politics, Weed Heart Palpitations, WSJ Voting Poll, President Trump, Patriot Front Feds, Military Recruitment, DEI Cost/Benefit, Floating Cities, Rob Reiner, JFK Assassination, AI Chip Mfg, Meta Lawsuit, Senator Fetterman, Annual Migrant Cost, VP Harris Abortion, DeSantis Campaign, Vivek Ramaswamy, Ireland Free Speech, California Chinese Biolab, African Resources, Israel Hamas Solution, Scott Adams

All of the news is funny today and I don't know why. Politics, Jamaal Bowman's Reparation, President Biden, China Fentanyl Precursors, Blackstone, Jim Clyburn, Biden Accomplishments, Sports Illustrated Layoffs, Boris Johnson, Cooler Severed Heads, Open Borders Prediction, Alejandro Mayorkas, Tranq Price Enforcement, Fani Willis, Blackmailocracy, Nikki Haley, Reid Hoffman, Glenn Beck, Trump VP Choices, Vivek Ramaswamy, Tulsi Gabbard, Scott Adams

Today's theme: Political ideas that sound great but don't work in practice. Politics, Miele Coffee Machine, Nikki Haley, Reid Hoffman Funding, Epstein Blackmail Videos, Blackmailocracy, Replacement Theory, Congressional Corruption, Open Border, Tucker Carlson, VP Harris, J6, President Biden, Beau Biden, Hunter Biden, MSNBC Tiffany Cross, Rep. Dan Goldman, Border Patrol Sandwiches, AI Mentor Robots, Brain Hacking, Presidential Immunity, DOJ Weaponization, President Trump, Imagining The Future, Jamie Dimon, Senator Fetterman, WEF Collectivism, Kevin Roberts, Mark Cuban, DEI, Reality Blindness, Scott Adams

Let's break some narratives and sip some coffee Politics, President Milei WEF, Collectivism Poverty, David Sutcliffe, Brian Roemmele, Phil Bump, Meta-Analysis, Inter-Dimensional Beings, David Grusch UFO, Axios Propaganda, Hunter Biden, James O'Keefe, Alitas, Open Border, Senator Schumer, Kamala Harris, Daniel Penny Trial, Diversity Hiring Mandates, President Trump, Trump VP Options, Governor Noem, Tulsi Gabbard, Vivek Ramaswamy, Magnet Mind Control, Joy, Rachael Maddow, Visual Mental Illness, Scott Adams

Is fake news 90% of the problem? Let's check the headlines...hmmm. Politics, Plunging Sperm Counts, Jordan Peterson's Re-Education, Jamie Dimon, President Trump, Bernie Sanders, Equity vs. Equality, Climate Change Evidence, MSNBC Propaganda, Michael Moore, Lincoln Project Founders, President Putin, Democrat Self-Examination, Disease X, Blackrock, Ukraine, American Color Revolution, Canada Forest Arsonist, DEI Backlash, Vivek & Trump, Jack Smith Excoriated, Extreme MAGA, President Disqualifiers, Scott Adams

Match, meet gasoline. Let's talk about Iowa. Politics, WEF, Iowa Caucus, President Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, Nikki Haley, Governor DeSantis, Joy Reid's Trump Wig, Rachael Maddow, MSNBC Propaganda, President Biden, MAGA Extremists, Hunter's Art Buyers, Democrat-Driven Lawfare, Disinformation Standards, Fani Willis Allegations, Bill Ackman, Dean Phillips, Vanguard's DEI, Claudine Gay, Scott Adams

Iowa tries to save America while I mock the worst opinions. Politics, Preference Dieting, President Trump, Sarah Sanders, FAA DEI Hiring, United CEO Kirby, Iowa Caucus, Vivek Ramaswamy, Nikki Haley, President Biden Fitness Poll, NBC Anti-Trump Coup Plans, AP Fake Trump News, Dictator Trump Hoax, Bill Ackman, Dean Phillips, Rice University Afrochemistry, Scott Adams

Lots of fun from Iowa and beyond. Bring coffee. Politics, Dilbert TV Show, Nothing Is Real, John Kerry, UFO Distraction Ploy, Recession, Whitehouse Palestinian Protest, Insurrection, Vivek Work Ethic, Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy, DeSantis Participation Trophy, Nikki Haley, Axios, Trump Disses Vivek, Gender Pay Gap, Gender Emphasis, Woke Cigna, Gaza Egypt Border, Scott Adams

Headlines and mischief and aliens and campaigns, oh my. Politics, Mike Lindell, Fox News, NBC News, Brainwashing, Tim Burchett, UFO UAP Proof, David Grusch, President Trump NYT Lawsuit, Vivek Ramaswamy Iowa, George Washington Trump, Thomas Jefferson Ramaswamy, Ben Franklin Musk, WSJ Propaganda, AI Humor, No Labels Political Party, Nikki Haley, Marijuana Schedule 3, Newsom Reparations Trap, Rumble FCC Investigation, Delta Airline Racism, Gonzalo Lira Death, Ukraine War, Victoria Nuland, President Biden, Southern Border Invasion, Drinking Bleach Hoax, Jim Acosta, Michael Tyler, MAGA Agenda, Scott Adams

Lots of absurd news including Houthis and the Blowships. Politics, Jerry Nadler, AI Wordplay Humor, Dementia Hitler Lies, President Biden, Woke Democrats, Texas Civil War, Yemen Houthis, Totalitarian Democrats, WEF Propaganda, Vivek Ramaswamy, President Trump, NGO Democrats, Free Speech Censorship, Vivek Thomas Jefferson, WEF Disease X, Nikki Haley, Dr. Fauci, Harvard Antisemitism lawsuit, Mask Effectiveness, Scott Adams

Lots of fun news, and maybe a new microphone for you. Politics, AI Lawsuit, Business Insider, Politico, Axios, Gender Dysphoria, Fani Willis, Coordinated Lawfare, The View, Hunter Biden Contempt Hearing, President Trump, Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, 2024 Puppet Fight, Vivek Ramaswamy, Dr. Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, NBC News, Mark Cuban, Personal Security Decisions, Israel Hamas War, Senator Fetterman, South Africa, Scott Adams

Politics, Lauren Boebert, Bob Menendez, Mike Cernovich, Apple Innovation, Zuby, HCQ, Ivermectin, St. Paul City Council, DEI Diversity Pilots, Mark Zuckerberg, Congressional Budget System, Iowa Primary, Vivek Ramaswamy, President Trump, President Biden, Corporate Tax Increase, Nikki Haley, Axios, Hunter Biden's Art, Ray Epps Sentencing, Don Lemon, Fani Willis, Scott Adams

All the news that is funny and absurd, which is most of it.

I give you my prediction for the 2024 election and you won't like it. Politics, Apple Glasses, President Biden, Gas Prices, ESG Dirty Word, DEI University of Michigan, Fair Share Taxes, John Brennan, DOD Austin, Election Year Climate Change, Nikki Haley, Herbert Hoover, President Trump, Elon Musk, Mark Cuban DEI, Fake Elector Claims, United Boeing 737 Max 9, Missouri SOS, Peter Zeihan, 2024 Election Prediction, Israel Hamas War, Hezbollah Missiles, Vivek Ramaswamy Iowa, Scott Adams

Politics, Owen Shroyer, Food Supply Excess Mortality, Legal Veteran Psychedelics, Populating Earth's Moon, President Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, 5 Election Solutions, One-Party System, Dementia Hitler, Secretary of Defense Austin, Saving Democracy Protests, Blackrock ESG Layoff, Google DEI, Adriele Parker, Paul Graham, America's Academics, Cancelling William Penn, Renaming Pennsylvania, Senator Fetterman, Hakeem Jeffries, Democrat Controlled Press, Mexico Border Demands, Bill Ackman, Scott Adams

Lots of fun news about our corrupt system and whatnot Politics, Dementia Hitler, OpenAI Lawsuit, Home Insurance Cost, Vermont, South Carolina, Elon Musk Hit Piece, Wall Street Journal, Drug Abuse, DEI University of Utah, President Trump, John McCain, J6, The Hill, MSNBC, Tripledemic, President Biden, Congressional Corruption System, Entrapment Day, Vivek Ramaswamy, Lloyd Austin Hospitalization, Unfirable DEI Hires, Derek Chauvin, Antisemitic Comment Origins, Scott Adams

Happy Hoax Day! I got you something.

Politics, Intelligence Amplifier, Vivek Ramaswamy, Nikki Haley, Epstein Documents, Canadian Pharmaceuticals, Grok Steel Man Function, Governor DeSantis, Flat Tax Proposal, Mark Cuban DEI, Bill Ackman, Elon Musk, Job Discrimination, Seth Abramson, Christopher Rufo, Border Crisis, Miami Mall Aliens, Scott Adams

This stream is a test of my new laptop and the upgraded Rumble studio.

Politics, House Speaker, Jeff Bezos, Washington Post, Peter Thiel, Vivek Ramaswamy, Free Speech Censorship, NewsGuard, Jimmy Wales, Suburb Safety, Sidney Powell Plea Deal, President Trump, President Biden, Ukraine Israel Joint Funding, Hamas BLM Bloodlust, Ukraine War Artillery, Israel Hamas War, Scott Adams

Scott Adams talks about the headlines and the persuasion strategies involved.

Scott Adams talks about the headlines and the persuasion strategies involved.