Rance's Gaming Corner

Rance's Gaming Corner

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"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin."

3:26:52

"The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all."

7:49:48

"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."

2:57:26

"All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one."

7:24:12

"'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read."

2:47:59

"Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."

3:12:03

"And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity."

2:38:41

"Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late."

3:22:01

"Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled."

5:36:39

"The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."

2:15:33

"Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean."

2:26:26

"Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves."

8:07:09

"To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal."

2:21:00

"Work is a necessary evil to be avoided."

2:53:56

"Drag your thoughts away from your troubles..."

2:10:30

"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."

3:26:29

"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."

3:23:02

"The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."

3:13:36

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."

5:59:40

"Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous"

7:01:55

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."

2:39:50

"Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned."

3:36:43

"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."

2:15:56

Time for some Mario Kart 8 fun with Sweetsunshine and other rumble streamers...

4:22:59

"The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become."

8:02:31