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Kristen Wiig is set to join the DC universe in the next Wonder Woman film as the villain Cheetah. Can she tap into her evil side? Also, the new Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery mobile game has a key missing person: the title character! Check out what we've got for you today in NerdWire News!

We got Kris back in line for you guys, and she's (almost) all the way on the Dragon Ball train. After forcing her to watch Dragon Ball Z at gunpoint, we proudly present our picks for the top 5 Dragon Ball Z fights (including Super) #5 - 00:20 - Goku vs Beerus (from Dragon Ball Super) #4 - 00:46 - Z Warriors VS Majin Buu #3 - 01:08 - Vegeta vs Android 18 #2 - 01:31 - Gohan vs Cell #1 - 01:54 - Goku vs Frieza

Duke and Whiskey, everyone's favorite bulldogs, are back to give us the weekly pop culture rundown. Taylor Swift dating Tom Hiddleston? LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2016 NBA championship. Also, Kim Kardashian poses naked in GQ and throws some shade at Taylor Swift and Blac Chyna.

iCarly and Victorious were arguably Nickelodeon's two absolute BEST teen comedies of the 2000s. So which show was numero uno? This is where our hosts Kris Carr and Whitney Van Laningham come in. Our duo dukes it out to make their case for why each show was the pinnacle of Nickelodeon's glory days. From theme songs to characters, as well as storylines, the ladies argue it out for their favorite shows, and we invite you to give us your vote, both in the comments, AND in the video!

Do you remember the last time southern California was on high alert for El Nino? Apparently we don’t because we can’t even recall WTF El Nino is. Is it a vessel? An earthquake? A tornado? And how the hell are we supposed to prepare for this thing when we don’t even know what it is? Click play to hear us try to explain what meteorologists have been talking about the past few months for yet another enlightening Millennials Explain segment. Song: "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod

Marvel comic babes are hot. Some would argue that DC Comics girls are hotter. But no one does hot like anime. In the vast expanse of action, adventure and ecchi (fanservice) series that we've come to enjoy, we've narrowed down our favorite J-ladies to a list of the top 10 hottest female anime characters of all time. Let us know who tops your list in the comments below!

5 of some of the most shocking and darkest celebrity secrets of all time!

Before Nickelodeon decided to clean up its act with it's teenage programming, there was the classic iCarly. Between Sam, Spencer and Gibby, there was no shortage of dirty jokes, and it only got better when the rest of the cast joined the inappropriate fun. Let's take a look at the top 8 dirty jokes in iCarly. #8 - 00:19 - Guppy reads Nifty Shades of Beige (from iBust a Thief) #7 - 01:03 - Ms. Briggs' boobs (from iPilot) #6 - 01:39 - Gibby loves Pini's (from iBalls) #5 - 02:04 - Long staff vs wrist balls (from iStart a Fan War) #4 - 02:48 - Hobknocker (from iRocked the Vote) #3 - 03:21 - Spencer & Trudy (from iPie) #2 - 03:54 - Squirrel love (from iBelieve in Bigfoot) #1 - 04:31 - Freddie's address is a WHAT!?

Long gone are the days of watching Adam West call for Bat Shark Repellant from his perch on a rope ladder, as he dangles above a bunch of rubber sharks. Today’s comic book movies have gotten a whole lot bloodier, grittier, and nihilistic. Here’s a list of the top 5 grittiest comic book adaptations. 
 #5 – Sin City 
The full-scale noir in this movie is enough to put Sin City on this list – it looks like a German Expressionist film had a baby with A Scanner Darkly. Besides the black-and-white silent film feel, the pops of red and yellow that appear throughout stay completely true to the graphic novel’s original design. And if you like super messed up movies, this one has it all – murder, torture, decapitation, rape, dismemberment… It’s also pretty impossible to forget that scene where Marv slices Kevin into pieces and feeds him to his pet wolf. That’s actually a pretty badass way to die, if you think about it. Like, if you’re a stalker serial killer.
 #4 – Watchmen 
The only thing missing from the graphic novel was hearing the sound of the Comedian being thrown around his apartment with Nat King Cole playing in the background. The punches and slices in the very first scene are enough to make your mom say, “This is a terrible movie” and walk out of your living room, but it only gets darker from there. And dongy-er!
 From watching Rorschach discover the bones of a kidnapped little girl being chewed on by Grice’s dogs, to the Comedian murdering his pregnant side chick in Vietnam, Watchmen is satisfyingly dark, and true to the graphic novel. Minus the lack of nuclear space squids. 
 #3 – Kick-Ass 
Kick-Ass was one of those movies for me where I didn’t read the comic before I saw the movie, and was super surprised by how violent it was. I remember watching the trailer in college thinking, “Oh cool, that looks like a funny superhero movie!” but it definitely wasn’t just funny. While the jokes hit hard in some places, so did Hit-Girl’s butterfly knife. Watching Big Daddy get burned alive wasn’t my first indication that this movie wasn’t a comedy, but I think the entire theatre was cry-screaming when he was giving his daughter death-bed instructions on how to kill all the bad guys. 
 Kick-Ass has no illusions about vigilantism, it’s grueling and suicidal work. As much as we all secretly want to dawn a mask and take on the mob, Kick-Ass shows us that that would definitely get us killed immediately. That is unless we have plot armor, because hey, this is still suppose to be wish fulfillment right? 
 #2 – The Dark Knight 
A fun fact is that I asked one of my friends if she wanted to come see The Dark Knight with me back in 2008, and she actually thought it was going to be a period piece. Nope! The Dark Knight basically set the bar for any and all future Batman / Joker adaptations. 
 Heath Ledger’s Joker was so depraved and psychopathic that the entire film’s soundtrack was based around the crescendo of his ever-increasing reign of terror on Gotham. Hans Zimmer actually used razor blades to play string instruments in order to create that tortured, twisted hum which plays whenever the Joker is in action. Besides all the brutal fight scenes, the darkest part about this movie was really just the Joker’s apathy towards normalcy, and his embrace of the chaotic.
 #1 – Jessica Jones True to the comics, Jessica Jones throws a client through the glass window on her office door in the very first scene, and it doesn’t stop there. This series features fun and exciting violence themes like murder! Torture! Rape! Suicide!
 Jessica’s adoptive mother makes Kris Jenner look like a sweet baby angel and David Tenant’s hypnotic and twisted Kilgrave is exactly the kind of creep you’d get if you gave Reddit’s the Red Pill superpowers. Ewww.

One of the beautiful yet painful things about anime is its ability to really connect you with the characters, only to rip your heart out in an agonizing scene when they're tragically taken away from you. In memoriam of our favorite characters, we're counting down the 5 saddest deaths in anime.

Will Agents of SHIELD's season 5 finale turn out to be a series finale? We take a look at the uncertain future of the show. Also, did you grow up on Nick Jr's Blue's Clues as a kid? Well the next generation is about to join in on the fun now that Blue is making a comeback. Find out what else is happening in NerdWire News!

Leonarda DiCaprio finally won an Academy Award. The world, suqsequently, has gone crazy.

Season 5 of Netflix's Orange Is the New Black returns in just a few days, so to get you caught up and excited for the premiere, we're recapping all the craziest moments from the first 4 seasons. Just as a warning, there's a lot of pee. Like, a LOT a lot. Be sure to tell us what your favorite crazy moment from the show was in the comments below.

Each season of Total Drama Island features guys and girls battling it out in the elements in different locations around the world, so you know there’s gonna be a TON of dirty jokes in here. These are the dirtiest dirty jokes in Total Drama Island. #7 - 00:22 - Toilet cam #6 - 00:48 - Owen isn't into guys #5 - 01:14 - Katie and Sadie get a rash #4 - 01:49 - Owen "I got wood" #3 - 02:00 - Owen gets naked #2 - 02:43 - BOOBS #1 - 03:16 - Heather loses her top

Even though all of us have seen every character on Total Drama Island vomit or poop themselves at least a handful of times on the show, it’s still pretty easy to find most of the girls on TDI pretty freakin’ attractive. That's why we're counting down our top picks for the hottest babes from Total Drama Island. #7 - 00:20 - Izzy #6 - 00:33 - Katie #5 - 00:46 - Courtney #4 - 01:02 - Gwen #3 - 01:19 - Bridgette #2 - 01:32 - Lindsay #1 - 01:56 - Check the thumbnail, DUH!

Boy Meets World was a HUGE fan favorite in the 90s, but looking back, they definitely slipped some serious adult humor in that went over our heads as kids. Let's take a look back at all the ways Boy Meets World tried to subliminally ruin our childhood while Whitney and Dave make sure it WORKED.

Meet Tim Kaine. He is a Senator from Virginia, a Vice Presidential candidate on the Democratic ticket, and America's #1 Dad.

A look inside the lives of Transgender models and their journey to be accepted in the modeling industry and society. SONGS: Chris Zabriskie - John Stockton Slow Drag Yusuke Tsutsumi - A Little World Chris Zabriskie -The Kid In The Forth Grade Who Loved the Denver Broncos

Hasbro's Pie Face! is a messy, fun game that is really easy to play. Spin a wheel and hope you don't get whip cream in the face. SO of course, we asked our grandmas to play a little whip cream roulette. Watch how this hilarious game went down.

Our lovable and adorable grandmas are back. This time, we let these lovely ladies try Snapchat. Watch as these ladies tackle the very popular Snapchat and its many ridiculous filters.

Black Panther was an incredibly important film for many reasons. Of course, it’s the very first black superhero movie which is a major stepping stone. Also, Kendrick Lamar blessed us with the best Marvel soundtrack since Awesome Mix Vol 1, AND it permanently altered the course of the MCU. Let's review all the ways that Black Panther reframed the Marvel universe. Of course, there are spoilers ahead, so you've been warned.

Having a robot monster for a sidekick, adversary, or ally is a pretty sweet deal for people who don’t want to get a pet because they won’t be able to handle it when it dies in 12 years. If you’re the kind of dude who’s been scarred for life by the rapid decay of carnival fish, robot monsters might be for you! Most robot monsters are pretty dangerous, because they’re robots, so we’ve put together a list of the top five deadliest mechanical beasts to avoid if your life is a Bryan Singer movie. #5: MechaGodzilla Weighing in at 40,000 tons, this robot Godzilla is also equipped with laser eyes, forcefields, missile-launching toes, and, like Linda Blair, his head can rotate 360 degrees. MechaGodzilla was built as a planet-destroying weapon, by space Gorillas after his mutant predecessors didn’t quite the smash Godzilla into submission. Initially, he masquerades as the real Godzilla and kicks some major ass, until Godzilla actually shows up and sends him back to his home planet in a matchbox. This doesn’t stop the Simians from re-building a bigger, better MechaGodzilla, and it certainly didn’t stop the studio from making a shitty sequel. #4: Songbird (Bioshock Infinite) Like the Big Daddy’s before him, Songbird is technically not a full fledged “robot”, but hey menacing cyborg bird monsters still deserve a position on this list. The threat of getting scooped up by Songbird is constantly looming throughout BioShock Infinite, and even his shrill caws are enough to send shivers up you spine. The really messed up thing is that his death is close to being one of the most emotionally distressing events in the game. RIP Songbird, I won’t miss you repeatedly trying to murder me, but you were Elizabeths only friend who probably didn’t deserve to painfully drown. #3: The Sentinels (Matrix) These Matrix robots put Agent Smith to shame. For starters, they’re real, so suck on that you glorified kung-fu Clippy! The sight of even one of these things is enough to make you poop your panties, but of course these killer calamari like to travel in swarms. Did I mention that they have lasers? And piercing claws… and the ability to sense even the slightest bit of sound you make? Yeah, I’d happily plug into the Matrix and let these robo-squids siphon my life energy just to not tick them off. #2: Grimlock (Transformers) Even though he talks in the same third person style as the Cookie Monster on Sesame Street, Grimlock is far from cuddly. He’s the most fearsome and powerful member of the Dinobots, which is exactly what I want my job title to be when I grow up. He’s just as strong as Optimus Prime, except he can totally turn into a T-Rex, which is the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Unlike Optimus, Gridlock is kind of a dick to people he feels are inferior to him, and by “kind of a dick,” I mean totally cold and merciless. He has a rocket launcher, an energon sword, and can shoot energy rays from his mouth like a frat guy projectile vomiting on a beer pong table. He’s also the only Dinobot who’s name doesn’t begin with the letter “S” which is how I imagine the offspring of the Kardashians must feel when surrounded by their entire “K-name” predecessors. #1: The Harbinger (Mass Effect 2) The Harbinger is a Reaper, aka, a gigantic living spaceship. In Mass Effect 2, the Harbinger possesses the Collector General and forces the Collectors to abduct the whole population of human colonies to try to turn them into a Human-Reaper hybrids. Like demons, the Harbinger gives no fucks when it comes to possessing a Collector. The process of possession is super painful, and ultimately kills the Collector. When he attacks Earth in Mass Effect 3, it’s revealed that the Harbinger is the OG member of the Reaper fleet. He’s super strong and super terrifying, so the whole Earth takeover thing kind of sucked. For us, not for him. I’m sure it was a pretty sweet deal for the Harbinger at the time.

Nick Kroll's latest series, Big Mouth, is an informative, bizarre, and insanely dirty look at puberty and all its horrors. The show manages to be hilarious, while still delivering some truth nuggets. So grab your training bras and zit cream, let’s talk about the top 5 relatable moments on Big Mouth. #5 - 00:23 - Nick is a late bloomer #4 - 00:46 - The Hormone Monster #3 - 01:23 - Nick & Jessie growing up #2 - 01:56 - First Kiss #1 - 02:21 - Big Mouth ban

This weekend marked the annual SXSW, or South by Southwest Film festival. And, while every show was bustling to promote their content, the standout highlight was Westworld. There were easter eggs and hints sprinkled throughout the town for people who noticed, and in particular, a Samurai wandering the streets of Sweetwater - similar to what we saw in the Season 2 trailer. And while we are on the topic of Robot apocalypse, Billionaire entrepreneur, Elon Musk announced interplanetary SpaceX flights would be available as early as the first half of next year! And then warned that, quote: “The danger of AI is much greater than the danger of nuclear warheads - by a lot. Mark my words, AI is far more dangerous than nukes.”

Ho, ho, ho-ly sh*t. If you thought “Jingle Bell Rock” was too tame for the holidays, we’ve got you covered. You might not be the only one who feels a little naughty for watching this, though. Click play to see what we’re talking about.