Plan 9 From Outer Space riffed live by the City Center Players!
Plan 9 From Outer Space riffed live by the City Center Players!
We hope you enjoy the City Center Players' first ever live riff! We had a blast riffing "Plan 9 From Outer Space" by the legendary Ed Wood!
Many thanks to the City of Alpharetta and the good people at the Alpharetta Arts Center. We had a blast riffing the masterpiece of Mr. Edward D. Wood, Jr.
And thanks to everyone who came out to watch the show! We will be performing these from time to time in Alpharetta, and we hope to see you there!
Learn more about the City Center Players:
http://www.citycenterplayers.com
Support the arts in Alpharetta!
https://www.patreon.com/citycenterplayers
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A Terrible Movie with an Awesome Soundtrack! It's "The Keep" on HiH
In Michael Mann’s film, The Keep, from 1983, Nazis are forced to turn to a Jewish historian (Gandalf the Grey) for assistance in battling an ancient evil that they have inadvertently freed from its castle-y prison.
We’re not even kidding, #Hindsighters. The Keep centralizes around a group of Wehrmacht soldiers who seize control of a small Romanian village and the massive castle (that’s actually a fortress) within that village. All of this takes place for no apparent reason and utterly despite ominous warnings from the villagers who live there, and probably know what they’re talking about...?
This movie certainly is…a film. Chock full of whooshing wind, fake hieroglyphics, ancient power, and plenty of rapey sex, you’ll probably be just as confused as any audience member when you deign to watch it. Buckle up with Darth, Adam, and Jason for The Keep.
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It's a floating skeleton! On strings! We watch House on Haunted Hill on HiH
“Darling…the only ghoul in this house is you.” – Annabelle Loren
Welcome to the party on Haunted Hill, where the ghost stories aren’t made up, and the grudges do matter. Frederick Loren is hosting a gathering where all the guests get to walk away with ten thousand dollars apiece…assuming they survive the night in a horribly haunted house. Not enough of a twist, you say? Your favorite podcasters agree. As it turns out, the ghosts (and one random werewolf) might not be the most dangerous inhabitants of the House on Haunted Hill.
This William Castle classic begs the question: Would it be more fun to be murdered by an eccentric, mustachioed millionaire, or his cheating, smokin’ hot spouse? We suppose that comes down to your own kinky preference, but let’s all agree that disintegrating in a vat of acid would be absolutely zero fun. No bones about it. Darth will see herself out for that joke…unless Vincent Price has locked her in.
Join Darth, Adam, and Jason for their first Halloween episode of the season, House on Haunted Hill!
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A secret Johnny Depp and Christopher Walken movie? We talk "Nick of Time" on HiH
Darth was today years old when she discovered that Johnny Depp and Christopher Walken star in more than one movie together. In one of those movies, Nick of Time, Mr. Smith (Walken) threatens to murder Gene Watson’s (Johnny Depp) little girl unless Watson pulls the trigger on Governor Eleanor Grant during a public speech in a downtown L.A. hotel.
And we have a movie!
This film has everything going for it on paper. You have a handsome leading man racing against the clock. You have Christopher Walken literally stalking that leading man every step of the way on his mission to kill a governor so liberal that everyone and their mom (including her own husband and the guys at the hotel bar) want her dead. Johnny’s only allies are the veteran shoeshine and every single other hotel employee. In Nick of Time, there are countless build-ups with zero follow-through, and despite the stakes and talent that fill this movie to busting, it presents like a TV movie that could have used a few extra commercial breaks.
Darth and Jason enjoyed it nonetheless. But did 2-D Adam Brown have an opinion? More importantly, did Johnny off the governor?? Tune in to find out!
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Kelsey Grammer vs the United States Navy! It's "Down Periscope" on HiH
In this schlocky 90s comedy, Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge and his tattooed dick are facing a stacked deck.
Due to his decorative penis and quirky methods of command, Dodge has been passed over for promotion by the Navy Selection Committee year after year. But when Rip Torn decides to pull rank out of pure nepotism for his own errant son (which no one seems to notice or care about), Dodge finally gets a shot at captaining his very own recommissioned, yet utterly decrepit, submarine.
It’s up to Dodge and his colorful crew of misfit seamen, including a shockingly female Diving Officer, to navigate the USS Stingray through a War Games exercise that will determine his fate in the U.S. Navy. Does Dodge win the war games and Jim Carrey’s woman amidst self-inflicted chaos and loony piracy on the high seas? We’re not sure we even care, but in this episode of HIH, we discuss Down Periscope.
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The 80s were great! Except for this movie. It's Jumpin' Jack Flash on HiH!
When you’re an under cover operative in a tough spot, who do you reach out to for help? James Bond? Ethan Hunt? Elon Musk? NOPE. In Penny Marshall’s directorial debut, it’s Whoopi Goldberg to the rescue for a British spy who just wants to get home.
Meet Terry Doolittle (Goldberg), professional smartass and computer genius, also known as a bank chat specialist. Terry stumbles into the world of espionage when English spy, code name Jumpin’ Jack Flash, reaches out to her with cryptic communications over her faulty bank computer. Jack puts Terry’s feeble feminine brain to the test with coded messages alluding to the Rolling Stones; Terry does some dancing, cracks the code, acquires a frying pan, and illicit undercover activities commence.
Jumpin’ Jack Flash is a Whoopi Goldberg vehicle that goes off road with ridiculous disguises, villainous treachery, & plenty of wise cracks. The British are coming, and Jim Belushi is armed with a tow truck and truth serum. But will Whoopi win the day and the middle-aged man? Smack your malfunctioning monitor and find out in this slapstick 80s romp.
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Leo DiCaprio and the Quasi-Commie Hellhole! It's "The Beach" on HiH.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you bark like a dog?
What would you do to maintain the secret of Nirvana? Would you murder a shark-bitten Swede? Leo DiCaprio sure would!
In Danny Boyle’s 2000 film The Beach, some intrepid travelers seek a hidden island paradise for non-parasites in Thailand, a country where marijuana was recently legalized! After their deeply disturbed fellow traveler, Daffy, commits suicide on the Khao San Road, Richard discovers a map bequeathed to him by Daffy that leads to a forbidden beach so perfect, it was formerly thought of as nothing more than an urban myth.
Richard’s bizarre journey includes a French couple, Etienne and Francoise, who like to have loud sex. The threesome’s difficult travels pay off when they finally arrive at The Beach, but this fairy tale land-turned coveted reality conceals a dark truth.
The Beach is occupied by a group of hippie psychos who viciously guard their seaside commune, which also happens to be equipped with a manipulative ice queen and dangerous drug farmers who favor a Thai variation of Russian Roulette.
There is almost too much to unpack when it comes to The Beach. Suffice it to say that, in this movie adapted from Alex Garland’s far superior debut novel, we discover that when paradise comes at too steep a price, it’s not the journey or the destination so much as the escape.
Join Darth, Jason, and Adam for a dive into The Beach.
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Burt Reynolds is the Sexiest Cop in Atlanta! In 1981. Sharky's Machine is on Hindsight is Horrifying
There’s this call girl. She’s got a bad rap, see? She’s stuck with a murderous john who owns all the hookers in Atlanta; he puts her up in a nice penthouse with fabulous clothes and all the dance classes she could ask for. It’s up to a ruggedly handsome vice cop to rescue her and give her the run-down home of her dreams in a ghetto part of the city so they can live happily ever after next to a playground of noisy ass kids. This dream house may not have a bed with a frame, but it has a lovely window seat with a rose carving, perfect for peeping on the local children at play.
Now that we think about it, Sharky’s Machine may be the literal opposite story of Pretty Woman. This rendition of Dirty Harry Goes to Atlanta is a drama-packed, vice-ridden tale of Burt Reynolds (quasi-legally) stalking and sometimes slapping a hooker with whom he falls in love from afar. Don’t worry, he’s still focused on cleaning up the city streets. He might lose a few fingers in the process, but good ol’ Sharky will see to it that we ATLiens can enjoy our city without the worry of those awful out-of-staters.
Join Darth, Adam, and Jason for the mustache ride that is Sharky’s Machine.
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Bill Murray is in the Army now! It's "Stripes" (1981) on Hindsight is Horrifying!
Oh, my GOD, Mr. Cotter, I want YOU!
What if Cheech and Chong joined the army? We’ll never know for sure, but Stripes gives us a close enough idea when Bill Murray talks Harold Ramis into becoming a grunt in this 80s comedy. John and Russell join the army, mud-wrestling shenanigans ensue, and our would-be heroes get the girls, but can they protect America’s newest super-weapon/shaggin’ wagon? Probably not, but it hardly matters when your main goal in life is to be the sharpest loofah in your platoon ever to graduate basic training.
Sound off for Stripes!
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Matt Damon & The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Italian Vacation AKA The Talented Mr. Ripley!
Not all of us can travel abroad during our college years. Some of us can’t afford college or travel and are subsequently forced to fantasize about that magnificent day when a random, white-collar gentleman will offer us $1000 to travel to Italy to locate and return his wayward, womanizing son.
Matt Damon lucks out in the extreme in this story; he is literally paid to visit a fictional town in Italy to locate Jude Law and bring him home to America to fulfill his destiny as a shipping heir. Sadly, things get murder-y quickly when same sex tendencies and bitter jealousy arise amidst the gin and the jazz.
Murder begets more murder in The Talented Mr. Ripley, a film that raises deeply philosophical questions that keep us up at night: Do the ends justify the means? Can anyone truly be a “bad” person? Is Matt Damon prettier than Gwyneth Paltrow?
Decide for yourself as you experience the criminal misadventures of the talented, treacherous, and tormented Tom Ripley.
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The best Chevy Chase movie ever? It's Fletch on Hindsight is Horrifying
Danger is around every corner when you’re an “anonymous” journalist with a drug beat and alimony to pay. Luckily, Fletch, known as Jane Doe to his readers (we assume he has some, but no one ever confirms this fact) is mediocre at disguise and masterful at confusing his targets with jibber jabber.
Fletch finds himself in the crosshairs when he’s asked to commit murder by a mysterious rich Mormon who mistakes him for one of his many alter egos; I mean, who wouldn’t trust thousands of dollars and a carefully coordinated murder plot to a drug-addled beach bum? There’s a foxy blonde, an angry Doberman, and Geena Davis has a dude’s name. It’s funny and confuddling. It’s Fletch.
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The second worst Dan Aykroyd movie ever? It's Coneheads on Hindsight is Horrifying.
Holy hairpiece, Jason Alexander!
Oh yes, it's George AND Kramer from Seinfeld, along with Dan Aykroyd and just about everyone else who made an appearance on SNL in the late 80s and early 90s.
When a failed recon mission strands him and his wife on Earth, what is an extraterrestrial to do other than make a half-assed attempt to blend in with the neighbors? Beldar and Prymaat make the best of their suburban purgatory while raising their daughter who possesses the wildly rebellious tendency to date an overweight underachiever.
This ridiculous 90s comedy didn't make money or history, but it doesn't matter. As far as Lorne Michaels is concerned, you can shove it up your cone.
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Teach your mother to masturbate! This lesson and more when we watch 'Pleasantville' on HiH
Honey, we’re home! And where’s our dinner??
Who doesn’t want to have sex in technicolor? The people of Pleasantville, that’s who! That is, at least, until Reese Witherspoon comes along! But don’t let the black and white swirl get your TV antenna in a twist! Join, Darth, Jason, and Adam for a romp through simpler times that become instantly complicated when Don Knotts abducts two 90s teenagers. Tune in for some salacious and visionary thinking during Pleasantville. And remember…you’re soaking in it.
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From embryo to woman in 4.5 weeks! Also she's a killer. Watch "Embryo" (1976) on HiH
Ah, the 1970s. You've given us so many movies to suffer through. What more could you offer?
Turns out, the 1970s can offer us a bland movie about Rock Hudson using mad science to save a dog's life. Which is fine. Only he then decides to use the same science to create a total babe who wants to "learn" about "nookie." Oh, and the dog and the babe are both super cool with killing. Thanks, 1970s.
And, yes, there's frontal nudity.
Watch "Embryo" (1976) on Hindsight is Horrifying!
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It's a demonic 1970s jigglefest! Watch "Satan's Cheerleaders" with us on HiH
When you hear about a movie called "Satan's Cheerleaders," you expect a few things. Blood, murder, and so on.
Instead Director Greydon Clark serves up a very bouncy story about cheerleaders being chased by a fat guy who stutters, a washed-up western actor, and a rapidly aging Yvonne de Carlo.
From the director of "Angel's Revenge," watch along with the gang as they suffer through the damnation that is "Satan's Cheerleaders."
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A holiday slasher film from the director of "A Christmas Story"? It's "Black Christmas (1974) on HiH
Bob Clark has given the world so much. He gave us "A Christmas Story" and defined the holiday movie. He gave us "Porky's" and defined the teenage sex comedy. He gave us "Baby Geniuses" and gave us diarrhea.
In "Black Christmas" he not only gave us the slasher film, but he also defined many of the tropes that would be used again and again for decades to come.
The gang welcome their friend Adam Darby back to the studio to talk about the 1974 cut-em-up Christmas classic, "Black Christmas."
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Bill Murray hates Christmas! It's "Scrooged" on Hindsight is Horrifying!
Ok, so Bill Murray probably doesn't hate Christmas. But he does a great job portraying a humbug in the 1988 Richard Donner comedy, "Scrooged."
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Mel Gibson is fat, man! It's obligatory holiday movie time with "Fatman" on Hindsight is Horrifying.
It's December! For some reason, that means we all have to watch Christmas movies. This appears to be a law, and the gang aren't taking any chances.
Join them as they take their first obligatory trip down mandated festive joy.
"Fatman" is a movie that just doesn't know what it wants to be. Comedy? Action? Tarantino-esque killfest? No clue. All we know is that the gang sit down and watch Mel Gibson in "Fatman" (2020).
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Utah is Terrifying! It's "Carnival of Souls" on Hindsight is Horrifying
Ah, the public domain. Movies that live in the lawless land without copyright are perfect movies for riffing. In that spirit(!), the gang sit down and watch the 1962 Herk Harvey psychological horror film, "Carnival of Souls."
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Iron Man and Spiderman in bed together? How shocking! It's "Wonder Boys" on Hindsight is Horrifying
It was Darth's turn to pick a movie this week, and she actually didn't use that power to inflict misery on Adam and Jason. Instead, the gang got to watch something of a hidden gem. It's the 2000 drama/comedy about a slice of waspy life, "Wonder Boys."
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Phantom of the Opera? No. It's "Phantom of the Paradise" on Hindsight is Horrifying
Today we end our malformed Halloween season with a look at Brian De Palma's trippy musical extravaganza, "Phantom of the Paradise."
Before Andrew Lloyd Weber gave the world his lesser-known version of Leroux's famous novel, the bell-bottomed population of the 1970s was subjected to this prog/folk acid trip. The plot concerns a weird and disturbing composer who is maimed and turned into a weird and disturbing composer who wears a mask. Like Sia, only the music in this movie is better (it was written and largely sung by the legendary Paul Williams).
Surprisingly, the movie ended up being rather good, and the discussion was even better. Enjoy "Phantom of the Paradise" on Hindsight is Horrifying.
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Billy Zane's best role! Also his shortest. It's Critters on Hindsight is Horrifying!
Critters is a movie that once terrified young Jason to the core of his cynical little soul. Now he returns with Adam and Jade to find out if it has that scary staying power.
Join the gang as they watch the 1986 horror (comedy?) Critters on Hindsight is Horrifying!
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Dead by Dawn!!! It's Evil Dead II on Hindsight is Horrifying!
Young Adam is back! And mysteriously, Adam B. is missing...
But let's not get bogged down in 'who killed who for a guest spot on a YouTube show.' Instead, let's watch the sequel to Sam Raimi's debut film (and the best horror sequel ever), Evil Dead II.
Dead by Dawn!
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Prince Humperdinck battled Chucky? It's Child's Play on Hindsight is Horrifying
Yes, Prince Humperdinck battled Chucky, but at least he didn’t have a date with a 6-year-old boy…
It’s officially Halloween, the spookiest and most magical season of them all. And what better way to celebrate the unholiest of high holidays but with the movies that scared us witless when we were younger? That’s right, #Hindsighters, Jason has raised a new challenge from the dead, and your bold podcasters are dredging up the most fearful movies of their formative years for your vindictive entertainment!
Join Darth, Jason, and Adam B. in their foray to the 80s and heyday of the meanest doll of them all, Chucky! The demonic ginger Good Guy Doll has a truly bad side. Download if you dare! Better yet, click the like and subscribe buttons, or we’ll throw you in the fire!
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Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper in the same movie? Yep, it's Vibes (1988) on Hindsight is Horrifying
Vibes is one of those forgotten 80s movie gems that deserves a second look. Not a third look though. Two will do. After all, we're talking about the first (and only) cinematic pairing of the great Jeff Goldblum and the irritating Cyndi Lauper. As psychics. Heck, it even earned a star from Roger Ebert. And that's exactly one star more than he gave Death Race 2000.
Join the gang as they return to the greatest decade in movie history for the 1988 comedy, "Vibes."
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