The KingCobraJFS Video Archive

On this day, King Cobra explores a new menu item from KFC, blending the worlds of pizza and fried chicken into a single dish. He details his experience trying out this inventive creation, mentioning it comes with sides like small gravy, cheese sauce, and Blackberry lemonade. He praises the taste, highlighting the combination of marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperonis as a delightful mix, and even tries dunking pieces in both gravy and cheese sauce for an enhanced flavor experience. Throughout the review, King Cobra maintains a positive tone, recommending to viewers who enjoy chicken, pizza, and KFC's offerings, and concludes by appreciating the refreshing Blackberry lemonade as a palate cleanser. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra extends his gratitude towards his paypigs for their generous donations via PayPal for the months of January and February. He meticulously acknowledges each donor by name and the amount they contributed, highlighting donations that range from as little as $0.01 to as significant as $150. King Cobra appreciates every contribution, whether small or large, emphasizing the diverse support he receives from his paypiggies. Total Amount of Donations: $665.58 ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra shared his appreciation for a batch of mead he recently consumed, describing it as "Simply Delicious." He announced plans to start brewing a new batch of habanero peach mango mead soon, expressing enthusiasm for its potential flavor. Additionally, Cobra dedicated a significant portion of the video to giving shout-outs to numerous paypigs who donated to him via Cash App during January and February, highlighting their contributions and expressing gratitude for their support. The list of donors was extensive, with donations ranging from $1 to $50, demonstrating a strong support base of paypiggies for Cobra's content. Total Cash App Donations: $440.53 ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra discusses enjoying a homemade mead that he made with pineapple juice, mentioning its strong and enjoyable flavors, including a prominent taste of orange, along with vanilla, chocolate, and cherry. He also expresses satisfaction with the use of turbo yeast for producing strong alcohol at a low cost and emphasize the importance of cleanliness in the brewing process to avoid health issues. Cobra also touches on the enjoyment of the wine-making hobby, the simplicity of the process, and the legal aspects of homebrewing. Additionally, he mentions the social aspect of sharing their homemade mead with friends and briefly delve into topics like religion, the power of the mind, and the use of their platform to inspire others in wine-making, while defending his content against potential criticism from concerned parents. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, a very greasy King Cobra tries the food hack breakfast sandwich he left out overnight to cool after cooking it. He says that the sandwich is good even though he left it out too long to cool and states it is a good food hack. It also sounds like he defecates in his pants and then tells his trolls to "suck his ass crack." ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra creates an elaborate breakfast sandwich featuring a Jimmy Dean sausage, egg, and cheese croissant, combined with cheddar-filled hot dogs cooked in bacon grease. He further enhances the sandwich with mayonnaise, Lay's sour cream cheddar chips, Frank's Red Hot Wings Buffalo sauce, shredded cheddar cheese, and Hidden Valley Ranch dressing. Despite aiming for a less messy result compared to his last creation, the sandwich ends up gooey with melted cheese and requires cooling before consumption. Cobra's culinary experiment showcases his creative and indulgent approach to food hacks. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra discusses his recent experience with Bolt House Farms smoothies, highlighting that he ordered two large bottles in various flavors but received substitutes due to stock shortages. He specifically mentions trying Berry Blast, Peach, and Green Goodness flavors, praising the peach as his favorite. The Green Goodness smoothie, containing 13 servings of fruits and vegetables per bottle, intrigues him for its potential as a base for making mead, though he notes it would require adding sugar and honey due to its natural composition. Cobra recommends trying these smoothies for a tasty and convenient way to consume fruits and vegetables, appreciating their quality and ease of consumption without the need for additional preparation. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra reviews Wendy's breakfast options, specifically highlighting their large chocolate frosty cold brew iced coffee and a breakfast burrito. He praises Wendy's for having a delicious breakfast menu, mentioning he has also tried the breakfast Baconator in the past and enjoyed it. King Cobra is particularly impressed with the iced coffee, recommending it for its refreshing taste and noting that Wendy's offers vanilla, caramel, and chocolate flavors. He enjoys the breakfast burrito with the provided sauce, noting that the sauce adds a nice, but not overpowering, spicy kick, which pairs well with the cold iced coffee for a balanced flavor experience. King Cobra concludes by recommending Wendy's breakfast burrito and iced coffee, particularly praising the combination of the spicy sauce with the cooling iced coffee. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra discusses a controversial topic about Amaranth, an ASMR streamer, who is reportedly involved in a unique brewing project utilizing her vaginal yeast to create beer. He expresses disbelief and humor over the concept, comparing it to other unconventional uses of bodily materials in food and beverages. Throughout the video, Cobra "plays" guitar and jokes about the idea, suggesting outlandish food items that could be made following the same principle, while also touching on topics like modern feminism and societal standards. He concludes by questioning the acceptability and personal boundaries regarding the use of body-derived substances in consumable products. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra expresses frustration over harassment directed at Jessica, his partner, by online trolls and a supposed fan named Jane Doe, whom he claims not to know. He speculates the GoFundMe page set up in her name is a troll attempt and emphasizes his commitment to Jessica. He criticizes his trolls for their inability to find relationships and suggests they are taking out their frustrations on him. Cobra asserts that any women who were interested in him before Jessica missed their opportunity and implies his trolls' partners are unattractive and disrespectful. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, an extremely high and zooted King Cobra visited the Realto Soda Shop with Jessica, highlighting it as a prime spot in town that offers a unique soda experience. They particularly enjoyed the butter beer, recommending it to Harry Potter fans and praising the shop for its delightful drink options. Despite some negativity from detractors doubting Jessica's visit, they enjoyed their time, appreciating the shop's ambiance and selection of customized sodas. Jessica expressed her enjoyment of the place, noting its charm and the uniqueness of having such a specialized soda shop in town. Cobra is so high and zooted out of his skull in the video, he has to have his drink in a to-go cup with a cap; he ends up missing his mouth and spilling his drink anyway. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

King Cobra updates viewers on his homemade mead project, which he has infused with an unconventional mix of fruity and chocolate flavors. He mentions removing some of the chocolate and cherries used in the mead's preparation, although some of the chocolate remains because it is dissolving into the brew. King Cobra lets his audience know that he has allowed the wine to age for 21 days, indicating his experimental approach to crafting unique mead flavors. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra tries Buffalo Bob's kangaroo jerky in his latest video, expressing surprise and intrigue at the idea of eating kangaroo. He finds the jerky interesting and comments on the taste, noting that while kangaroo can be mean, the jerky itself is good. He acknowledges that jerky, especially exotic types like kangaroo, can be expensive, but appreciates when fans send him unique jerky to try. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra showcases the completion of his homemade mead making process, featuring a pineapple-orange-banana juice base with Queen Anne chocolate-covered cherries and vanilla. After 12 days of fermentation, the cherries have bled their color into the mead, turning white, while the chocolate has formed shells rather than dissolving. Cobra strains the mead, removing the fruit and chocolate remnants, and adds a tropical Red Bull and Sunkist Mango for carbonation and flavor. He notes the presence of a crack in the jar's lid, which he seals with tape, and plans to let the mead age for a few more days in his fermenting closet, anticipating an alcohol by volume (ABV) of around 20%. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra discusses getting his video posting privileges back on YouTube in three days and plans to save a video for his YouTube audience. He mentions trying out the Glow Berry Primer, a limited edition energy and sports drink given to him by his girlfriend Jessica, highlighting his appreciation for the drink and Jessica's thoughtfulness. King Cobra also expresses frustration with trolls harassing Jessica and himself, recounting how they've been targeted with calls to the police and EMTs, and how this harassment led to a mass flagging of his YouTube video. Despite these challenges, he remains unfazed, looking forward to filtering his wine and posting content again. He ends the video with a strong endorsement of the Glow Berry Prime drink, giving it his seal of approval for its delicious taste. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, Cobra gives his fans a very cringe worthy and unfunny stand-up routine in the style of Andrew Dice Clay on numerous social topics. He also reviews a Prime energy drink and Marlboro Southern Cut cigarettes. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra shared his experience trying out different beverages sent to him in a care package. He enjoyed the Sparkle Puff IPA from Flying Monkeys, mentioning it was pretty tasty. Cobra also tried the Crash Bandicoot Wampa Fruit Energy Drink from G FUEL, finding it interesting despite not knowing if Wampa Fruit is a real fruit or just from the game. He noted the energy drink has zero sugar and zero fat but contains 65 milligrams of sodium. King Cobra is looking forward to his YouTube channel ban being lifted in four days and plans to filter his mead into a clean jar, as he prefers to leave the fruit in his mead for 12 days to enhance the flavor. He ends by expressing disdain for his YouTube trolls, calling them miserable wankers. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra wishes Tony Iommi, the guitarist of Black Sabbath, a happy birthday and then shreds on his guitar, completely destroying any of Tony Iommi's songs. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra reviews two unique beers from Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery: the quadruple IPA Space Age Sunshine with an orange creamsicle flavor and the Chocolate Manifesto chocolate milk stout. He describes the IPA as tasting like Voodoo Ranger with an added creamsicle taste and finds it very delicious. The chocolate milk stout, at 10% alcohol, is likened to chocolate milk and Tootsie Rolls in a can, offering a tasty chocolate and beer experience that Cobra highly recommends. Despite not being able to post on YouTube for six days due to a strike, Cobra shares his enjoyment of these beers on Facebook, alongside indulging in his favorite burritos from Ponchos. He emphasizes his moderation in drinking, aiming to make his beer last longer and reduce concerns about his alcohol consumption. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra reveals he received a YouTube strike, preventing him from uploading new content for about five days, due to a community guideline violation for "sexual content and nudity," which he disputes. He shares that a fan sent him various alcoholic beverages and snacks, including a habanero blonde ale that he reviews positively. Throughout Jessica's visit, Cobra faced continuous harassment from trolls, including police and EMTs being called to his location and Jessica receiving death threats, leading to FBI involvement due to the severity of the threats linked to airport security. Despite the challenges, including a minor car crash, Cobra remains unfazed by the trolls' actions and expresses frustration with YouTube's handling of his and the trolls' content. He also shows off new tobacco pipes gifted by Jessica, concluding the video with his usual sign-off. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra embarks on a challenging "Pizza Sub Challenge" where he attempts to eat a Subway footlong sandwich along with a pepperoni pizza from Little Caesar's, including breadsticks, garlic butter, and marinara sauce. Opting to tackle the Subway sandwiches first due to their smaller size compared to the pizza, he showcases his favorite Subway sandwich - a spicy Italian on flatbread with a variety of toppings and Doritos for extra crunch. Despite his enthusiasm, Cobra quickly realizes the ambitiousness of the challenge, acknowledging he might not be able to consume everything as planned. He gives a brief nod to his attempt at the pizza but concludes the endeavor by acknowledging his fullness, leaving much of the food for later. The video also includes a moment where Cobra shares his appreciation for a local soda fountain shop's Coca-Cola and concludes with a guitar playing session, demonstrating his skills and ending the mukbang video on a musical note. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra revisits his unique food creation from a previous mukbang video for a dedicated review on both YouTube and Facebook Live. He details a Little Caesars pepperoni pizza customized with extra cheese and crumbled Doritos, topped off with garlic butter for a novel twist on traditional pizza. Emphasizing the pizza's indulgent qualities, he dubs it the "stoner special" due to its affordability and taste, suggesting it as an ideal party food for those on a budget. Throughout the review, King Cobra reflects on life's ups and downs, advocating for enjoying life's simple pleasures like good pizza and tobacco, despite health implications. He concludes by encouraging his viewers to live life fully and to try out his food hack if it appeals to them, asserting that occasional indulgence in pizza is a worthwhile pleasure. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, Gothic King Cobra addresses a misunderstanding with another YouTuber named Gothic Dee. He explains that he simply gave her a shoutout to help her gain more subscribers and was not attempting to flirt or harass her. However, due to the actions of some of his haters, who pretended to be him and left comments on her videos, Gothic Dee made a video telling him to leave her alone, believing he was stalking her. King Cobra clarifies that he has not commented on her channel and expresses frustration over the situation, stating that he was just trying to be supportive and accuses the gothic subculture of being pretentious. He emphasizes his struggle with being misunderstood due to his autism and expresses disappointment over how his attempt to help turned into an accusation of harassment. He concludes by distancing himself from the situation, reiterating that his intentions were good and expressing his ongoing frustrations with the challenges of social media fame and the misunderstandings it can bring. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra presents a Little Caesar's pizza food hack, creating what he calls the "four meat ultimate treat." He starts with a three-meat treat pizza from Little Caesar's, adding extra cheese, garlic butter, pieces of Jack Link's original beef jerky, and crushed nacho cheese Doritos on top. Throughout the video, King Cobra emphasizes the indulgent, calorie-rich nature of this creation, aiming to provide "sick entertainment" for his audience. He also includes a brief review of a Butterfinger candy bar and Mountain Dew, noting these as part of his food haul. The video showcases his enthusiasm for creating unique and over-the-top food combinations, highlighting his disregard for nutritional content in favor of flavor and satisfaction. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra responds to a diss video made by Gothic Dee, addressing her criticism and defending his identity and choices within the goth community. He explains his decision to disable comments on his YouTube videos as a measure against haters who reveal personal information. King Cobra expresses frustration over being labeled as not goth and criticizes the elitist attitudes within the goth community that dictate how one should dress to be considered goth. He argues that being goth is about non-conformity and that there's no single way to embody goth culture, calling out the immaturity of using "emo" as an insult among goths. King Cobra accuses Gothic Dee of having a snarky and judgmental attitude, suggesting that such behavior is more damaging to the goth community than his own actions. He stresses that the arguments over authenticity and style within the community are ultimately inconsequential and that personal attacks and name-calling are hypocritical. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe