The KingCobraJFS Video Archive

On this day, King Cobra addresses his YouTube trolls who have been harassing him and Jessica, a woman he's connected with. He confronts his trolls, emphasizing that their behavior is fueled by jealousy and their own dissatisfaction with their sex lives. He mocks them for their constant efforts to harass him and questions why they can't just let him live his life. King Cobra expresses frustration with their actions and makes it clear that their trolling won't deter him from pursuing a sexual relationship. He ends the video by telling his trolls to "lick his ass crack" and stands his ground against their negativity. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra and his friend Michael Baldwin are in the middle of nowhere, engaging in some shooting activities. They use various firearms, including a 9mm pistol and a double-barrel 12-gauge shotgun, to shoot at targets like mirrors, helium tanks, and even a cement block. They discuss different ammunition and show off their shooting skills while having a good time. Towards the end of the video, they mention their plans to continue shooting off-camera. The video captures their outdoor shooting adventure and enthusiasm for firearms. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra excitedly introduces Carolina Reaper flavored beef jerky, emphasizing its deliciously spicy nature. He gives a shoutout to Josh Lawyer for sending it in a care package. King Cobra enjoys a few pieces of the jerky and describes its spicy and flavorful qualities, stating that it's sure to add some heat to your palate. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra tries Sriracha jerky and compares it to the Carolina Reaper jerky he previously tasted. While the Sriracha jerky has some kick to it, it's not as spicy as the Carolina Reaper one. King Cobra enjoys the flavor and mentions that he might consider doing a review on it. He also gives a shoutout to the company that makes this jerky, expressing his approval of their products. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra tries the new Monster Mutant White Lightning flavor and compares it to the red and green varieties. He opens the can and takes a sip, finding it unexpectedly good and speculating that it might taste like Mountain Dew White Out. King Cobra points out that it has zero sugar but acknowledges that it may contain artificial sweeteners. Overall, he gives a positive review of the Monster Mutant White Lightning. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra is in a car and opens his flask containing a mixture of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey and Monster Mutant Green soda. He finds the combination delicious and talks about his Rick and Morty flask. King Cobra then playfully impersonates Rick and Morty characters, discussing how someone imitates their voices. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra mixes Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mountain Dew in the same glass and takes a drink combination he hadn't tried before. He finds it tasty and enjoys the flavor, describing it as "bomb." King Cobra expresses his satisfaction with the drink and continues to enjoy it throughout the video. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra helps his friend Michael Baldwin with water damage issues in his trailer by removing damaged drywall and insulation. They discuss the problem, including a malfunctioning hot water heater that caused mold and damage. Michael mentions that his daughter and wife are not staying in the house due to the situation. The video ends with them heading back to their respective places, and Gothic King Cobra mentions that he might have lost his tobacco pipe. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, Gothic King Cobra reviews a Swisher Sweets Peach Brandy Outlaw Cigar and a new mango-flavored Monster energy drink. He praises the cigar for its peach flavor and affordability, suggesting it as a great choice for cigar smokers. Additionally, he expresses his delight in the taste of the Monster mango juice. The video ends with him encouraging viewers to subscribe for more reviews. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra JFS delivers a stand-up comedy routine covering a range of topics. He starts by joking about decorative towels, questioning their purpose and mocking their use in certain households. He then transitions into a comedic rant about the absurdity of having decorative items like towels and toilet paper. Cobra touches on the pandemic, joking about the scarcity of toilet paper and how people were treating it like a valuable commodity. He also discusses the awkwardness of buying feminine hygiene products for others and the humor in unique Wyoming experiences, like encountering wildlife and local habits. Additionally, Cobra pokes fun at alcoholism being labeled a disease, drawing humorous comparisons with other serious conditions. He also makes light of transgender athletes in sports and the idea of a transgender-specific sports league. The routine covers various topics, including relationships, shopping habits, and social issues, with a mix of dark and observational humor. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra expresses frustration with YouTube trolls who harass Jessica, a woman he has been FaceTiming with. He defends Jessica, stating that she didn't deserve the harassment and criticizes his trolls for interfering with his relationships and personal life. He also talks about making homemade wine and addresses some personal issues, but the main theme revolves around his annoyance with online harassment towards Jessica and himself, with a strong emphasis on the toxicity of internet trolls. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra prepares a sandwich using a croissant breakfast sandwich and a Philly cheese steak Hot Pocket. He microwaves them together, adds bacon ranch sauce, and enjoys the combination. Throughout the video, he expresses excitement about the flavors and doesn't hold back his enthusiasm for the unique food combination. He also emphasizes his boldness, stating that he told his YouTube trolls to "suck my ass crack" – a testament to his unfiltered and straightforward personality.He also mentions receiving a grape-flavored soda from a fan and takes a sip. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra shares an update on his homemade wine-making process, specifically his "Cobra's Apple Silk Mead." He shows the progress of the wine, pointing out that the caramel has dissolved, and mentions that he will be straining the wine on the 16th, which is 12 days after he started the fermentation process. He expresses satisfaction with how it's turning out and hints at recording another video when he strains the wine on the specified date. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra demonstrates how to make nachos with spicy nacho Doritos. He emphasizes the importance of layering the nachos, starting with a layer of chips, adding a layer of cheese, and repeating the process to ensure an even distribution of chips and cheese. He adds Frank's Red Hot Buffalo sauce and buffalo ranch seasoning for extra flavor and spice. The nachos are then microwaved for two minutes, just enough to melt the cheese without making a mess. King Cobra enjoys a Bush Beer while cooking and is satisfied with the gooey, melted cheese outcome of the nachos, even though there isn't a significant cheese pull. He recommends trying Doritos for nachos if one hasn't already. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra demonstrates how to make a bacon mozzarella cheeseburger. He starts by heating the stove and preparing Texas toast for the burger bun, seasoning it with Tony's seasoning. He then cooks a beef patty, seasons it, and prepares bacon slices, again seasoned with Tony's. Once the meat is cooked, he melts mozzarella cheese in the microwave and adds it to the burger, creating a stringy cheese topping. He finishes the burger with a bit of mayonnaise on the bun. During the cooking process, he receives a visit from his friend Michael Baldwin, who arrives in time to try the burger. They both enjoy the burger, describing it as an "orgasm in the mouth" due to its deliciousness. The video concludes with King Cobra and Michael discussing plans for a shooting activity and referencing a play, "Alexander Hamilton," in which Michael is involved.

On this day, King Cobra and his friends review the new Marlboro Ice cigarettes. They discuss the pack design, which they find cool, and compare the Marlboro Ice to other Marlboro varieties like Midnight and Smooth. While expressing their preferences for different types of Marlboro cigarettes, they note that the Marlboro Ice has a distinct menthol flavor, likening it to a mix of Marlboro NXT and Camel Crush. They also touch on the age restrictions for smoking in different states, particularly California's 21-year age requirement. The video ends with a general consensus that Marlboro Ice is an acceptable menthol cigarette choice for those who enjoy menthols, but it may not be a favorite compared to others like Marlboro Midnight or Smooth. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra and his friend do a Five Guys Burger and Fries food review. Cobra reviews a double bacon cheese burger with all the veggies and mayo, no ketchup. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra shares his experience with a Taco Bell food hack. He begins by recounting a humorous and frustrating incident where he spilled his soda twice due to clumsiness and Wyoming wind. Despite this mishap, he proceeds with his food review. King Cobra ordered custom chalupas and a Crunchwrap from Taco Bell, adding fire sauce and Diablo sauce to them for extra heat. He then introduces a spicy twist by also adding Primos Peppers Swampadelic hot sauce to his food, significantly raising the spice level. King Cobra appreciates the flavors and heat, although he acknowledges the potential discomfort of eating extremely spicy food. He also discusses the health benefits of spicy food, such as boosting the immune system and acting as a mosquito repellent. The video concludes with King Cobra enjoying his Taco Bell meal and giving tips on how to enhance the food with nacho cheese sauce for added flavor. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra announces the opening of his Etsy store, Cobra Craft Wands, where he sells handmade wands. He expresses excitement and surprise at how quickly his wands are selling, with eight out of the initial ten wands sold within the first 20 minutes of the store's opening. He notes that only two wands (blue and yellow) are left and anticipates that they will sell out soon. Cobra encourages viewers to regularly check his Etsy store for restocks, as the wands are selling rapidly. He thanks those who have already purchased wands and promises to ship them out as soon as possible. The video ends with King Cobra celebrating the success of his wand sales with a smoke of his pipe tobacco.

On this day, King Cobra discusses his views on the recent trend of YouTube channels, particularly those related to firearms, being shut down. He expresses frustration over what he perceives as an overreaction to mass shootings and a misdirected approach by YouTube in handling gun-related content. Cobra argues that responsible gun channels, such as Hickok45 and 22Plinkster, provide educational content and should not be penalized due to the actions of mass shooters. He suggests that rather than targeting these channels, efforts should be focused on implementing measures like metal detectors and armed guards in schools to enhance safety. Additionally, Cobra criticizes the societal response to mass shootings, particularly the media's portrayal of firearms and the subsequent panic, which he believes leads to increased gun sales. He emphasizes the need for responsible gun ownership and advocates for better control measures, such as preventing the purchase of firearms with expired IDs. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra reviews Hearth and Home's Caramel Apple Pie flavored pipe tobacco. He describes the tobacco as having a subtle apple scent with a taste that resembles apple pie, specifically noting the flavors of apple and graham cracker crust. Cobra mentions that the tobacco smokes smoothly, similar to the previously reviewed eggnog pipe tobacco. He also talks about his pipe collection and how he maintains and repairs his pipes. Additionally, he briefly discusses his thoughts on YouTube's policy towards gun-related content and expresses frustration over channels being shut down. Cobra also touches on broader societal issues such as mass shootings and the responsibility of content creators. Towards the end of the video, he hints at reviewing another pipe tobacco flavor, Vermont Meat Candy, in a future video. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra is reviewing a pipe tobacco called "Erin Go Gragh Irish Whiskey Blend," which is made in Denmark by the Scandinavian Tobacco Group. He mentions receiving five bags of pipe tobacco from Thomas Welch and plans to mix them into one large bag for variety. King Cobra describes the tobacco's aroma as reminiscent of Jameson Irish whiskey and Jack Daniels. During the review, he smokes the tobacco from his favorite billiard pipe with a fishtail mouthpiece and smooth finish, commenting on the whiskey flavor and a hint of sweetness in the tobacco. He also briefly mentions an issue with pipesandcigars.com charging him twice for an order. King Cobra concludes by recommending the Irish whiskey pipe tobacco to whiskey fans and announces he will be doing more pipe tobacco reviews in the future. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra reviews "Hearth and Home Eggnog Pipe Tobacco," a flavor he enjoys year-round despite its association with the holiday season. He praises the tobacco, noting its smoothness and lack of harshness when inhaled. The taste of the tobacco is described as predominantly eggnog-flavored, with subtle hints of cinnamon and nutmeg, particularly towards the end of the taste experience. King Cobra also comments on the pleasant aroma and smooth smoking experience of the tobacco. He gives a shout-out to Thomas Welch for sending him the pipe tobacco and acknowledges pipesandcigars.com for their selection. Cobra plans to review other flavors of pipe tobacco in upcoming videos. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra sings some covers for his adoring fans while drinking a Peach Busch Lite. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra makes a breakfast pizza while recording a Facebook Live and a YouTube video simultaneously. He uses pre-made Pillsbury pizza dough, stretching and flattening it into a circle. For toppings, he adds sauce, mozzarella cheese, a three-cheese blend, bacon, pepperonis, and an egg, which he breaks and spreads over the pizza. He also includes Pizza Pringles for a crunch factor. After seasoning with Tony's and flattening the dough, he bakes the pizza at 420 degrees for 28 minutes. During the baking process, he reviews Mountain Dew Holiday Brew, interacts with his audience on Facebook Live, and smokes a cigarette. Once the pizza is ready, he takes it out of the oven, cuts it into slices, and tastes it, expressing satisfaction with the delicious result of his breakfast pizza. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe