Jim Breuer

The first time I ever saw Metallica live was in the 80’s, and the rest is history. #JimBreuer #StandupComedy #Metallica

Mitch Hedberg flew into the wrong airport and still managed to make it to the gig and crush it. He was the Rockstar of comedy. What a legend! Hey, if you need something new to listen to, I have been posting a bunch of new podcast episodes recently! Click here to listen: http://bit.ly/JimBreuerPodcast #JimBreuer #StandupComedy #JimBreuerPodcast

When you’re at dinner with Metallica’s James Hetfield, there’s definitely some people you shouldn’t bring up… To listen to more hilarious and crazy stories, subscribe to my Patreon! bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon #JimBreuer #StandupComedy #FridayNightFunnies

There’s just something about Ozzy as a Wiggle that feels kinda right… #JimBreuer #StandupComedy #OzzyOsbourne #TheWiggles

Kids these days and their TikToks… And no, I don’t know how to “hit a woah”! Whether you’re a parent or not, you’re gonna love the rest of my podcast. Check it out right here: bit.ly/JimBreuerPodcast! #JimBreuer #Comedy #StandUpComedy #ComedyPodcast

The only way to really know what’s going on in nursing homes is to spot check ’em! End your work week with some laughs! Go listen to more Friday Night Funnies, here: http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon #JimBreuer #FridayNightFunnies #StandUpComedy

Always heed mom’s advice, guys. It’s a little intense, but she has a point! This week, Gabby joins us again! We talk about the Super Bowl, family, intentions, and more… Listen to the FULL podcast by clicking the link right here: bit.ly/JimBreuerPodcast #JimBreuerPodcast #JimBreuer #Comedy

“They think I have ADD, but I – hey look, something shiny!” In case you didn’t already know, I’m kind of a huge fan heavy metal music. If you also like heavy metal music and could use a good laugh, go head over to my Patreon to listen to more Friday Night Funnies. I talk about music and a bunch of other stuff, too! http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon #JimBreuer #Comedy #FridayNightFunnies

I’m honestly surprised that steam didn’t come out of my ears! Hey guys, I have a bunch of new podcast episodes up. I’d love for you to take a listen! http://bit.ly/JimBreuerPodcast #JimBreuer #Comedy #Podcast

People will do anything for their pets. We love them so much! But once they can’t contain their bowel movements…things get tricky. There’s more where that came from! Go listen to the rest of my Friday Night Funnies right here: http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon #JimBreuer #FridayNightFunnies #Comedy

There is nothing better than getting to work with my daughter, and getting to ask her big, perplexing questions when she is least expecting it. We’ve uploaded a bunch of new episodes of my Jim Breuer Podcast over the last few weeks! God check them out, here: http://bit.ly/JimBreuerPodcast #JimBreuer #JimBreuerPodcast #Comedy

Shoutout to all mothers – poppin’ out babies is NO JOKE. Start your weekend with some laughs! Go check out more Friday Night Funnies right here: http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon #JimBreuer #FridayNightFunnies #Comedy

When your idols are Rob Halford and Eddie Murphy, you NEED leather pants. My daughter joined me on this episode of the podcast, and it is hilarious! Go take a listen. http://bit.ly/JimBreuerPodcast #JimBreuer #JimBreuerPodcast #Comedy

I have no issues with my wife finding the Lord, but I’m keeping my AC/DC!! If you like listening to these Friday Night Funnies more than I like listening to Christian Rock, you should go check out my Patreon! Just click here: http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon

Why be shoved in a box for all eternity, when you can be blasted out of a cannon? Did you know there are a bunch of Friday Night Funnies just sitting there, waiting to be listened to? No? Well today is your lucky day! Click here: http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon

So excited for my kiddos as they head off to college…what a liberating time (for me and my wife, that is…)! There are a bunch more Friday Night Funnies for you to take a listen to on my Patreon! Go see for yourselves: http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon #FridayNightFunnies #JimBreuer #StandupComedy

Every day I wake up and I’m extremely grateful my wife hasn’t killed me yet. Let’s talk marriage! I got a whole lot of stories for you on my Patreon: http://Bit.ly/JimBreuerPatreon #FridayNightFunnies #JimBreuer #StandupComedy

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I believe in marriage, but I don't believe you have to sleep in the same bed. Join Jim Breuer on Patreon for an exclusive podcast and stand up livestreams: https://bit.ly/BreuerPatreon #sleepapnea #JimBreuer #Comedy

You can’t tell me the Yankees aren’t “connected.”

Here's my analysis of the Yankees and the Mets so far this season.

Jim hilariously re-enacts this fight during his Paramount residency show.

Live testimonials from night 2 of Comedy Stories, and More live from The Paramount in Huntington NY

Testimonials from the opening night of the Comedy, Stories, and More residency at The Paramount

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