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Pfizer pays the FDA to force a fourth jab; more on the way. The queen is not amused, or sick, either. Told ya there’d be a black market for travelling papers. Beat poetry makes you want to beat actresses. Trudeau is finding Nazis under his bed again. King Brandon wants to force us to like him, CBS helps. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Happy Brain-dead Resident’s Day. The ATF went full SS. The Olympics ended with the same yawn it started with. Trudeau attacks his own people. So does New Zealand. Prince Chuck is in hot water again. Another of Epstein’s buddies got Epsteined. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Wazzup with the Olympics? NYC mayor Eric Adams foists a disgusting diet on kids that even he won’t follow. If you make enough billions, you can do anything to anyone any time. Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau has gone full on fascist, just like daddy. Australia finally wakes up. Biden’s crack pipe debunking debunked. Get out of Ukraine now — easiest way is through the US southern border. Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

The MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION EVER is more opaque than ever. Russia is thrilled with the US’s current non-leader. Blackface Trudeau cries about racism; gets the ooga booga AGAIN. Whoopie gets a hand slap for being despicable. CNN loses yet another sexual predator. Aging hippies try to make themselves relevant again…because Commies… Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz Video editing by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

The most popular president ever has second presser, including meltdowns and lies. Smarter countries lift mandates. California is a dystopian hellscape, but we knew that. Canadian truckers ain’t having it. China bans all talk of their cruel reality just in time for the Olympics. VP Harris sounds even more braindead than her boss. The green M&M deserves more press than the diaper-wearer in chief. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Jan. 6 is nothing less than propaganda...but we knew that. The Golden Globes is racist (but we knew that). Fish can drive cars. No…really… Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that. Ghislaine Maxwell will face no jail time because Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that…Biden throws his rescues away because he has no morals…but we knew that…Harris-Biden regime admits they should have done what Trump did to begin with…but we knew that.. #LetsGoBrandon

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening - First week of 2022 Jan. 6 is nothing less than propaganda...but we knew that. The Golden Globes is racist (but we knew that). Fish can drive cars. No…really… Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that. Ghislaine Maxwell will face no jail time because Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that…Biden throws his rescues away because he has no morals…but we knew that…Harris-Biden regime admits they should have done what Trump did to begin with…but we knew that.. #LetsGoBrandon

She was only eight weeks But already stood out She learned very quick I never needed to shout She loved taking hikes And she loved running free She was practically human But always a doggy to me She had skills with a ball She could swim like a duck She was a positive force Who always showed pluck She had humor and wit Loved every child she’d see She ran like gazelles But was always a doggy to me Oh, she protected the house She made friends everywhere She would swim every day Oh, she would sleep with her cats She would horde tennis balls She was funny that way Her eyebrows expressed In a comical fashion She would perk up her ears With a puppy-like passion She gave us her all Was the best she could be She’s been such a joy And she’s always Sweet Abby to me mmmmmmm Oh, she was so full of love She was so full of joy She was patient and kind Oh, she would rarely bark out Even more rarely growl She had such a sweet mind She could barely get up She was so very frail She could bring you to tears with a wag of her tail She never complained Even in pain you could see The last moments were / just a shadow of her But she’ll always be Abby to me

Pfizer protects their legacy. China needs more kids. Omicron is a dismal failure. TikTok is CCP garbage. Taiwan is its own nation. The FBI is a joke. Biden is a zombie, at best. #LetsGoBrandon Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com

Jussie trumps Gislaine…because #BlackLivesMatter. CNN adds another feather to its cap. Biden smiles as he destroys his diaper while on a call with Putin, then threatens China with nothing, then appoints Fauci as president, then declares the Kentucky hurricane a global warming conspiracy. #LetsGoBrandon

Cuomo is toast. Nope, the OTHER Cuomo… Build back better is also toast. The Salvation Army is toast. The WHO is toasted. And, of course, #LetsGoBrandon is toasty goodness, as Biden SUCKS. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Justice and the Constitution is served in Kyle Rittenhouse’s acquittal – much to the left’s chagrin. The US House passes a $1.9 Trillian pork bill, despite McCarthy’s exploits. The FBI serves the Brandon administration by raiding O’Keefe for no reason. The Marines are still the BEST. Mayor Pete proves he’s an idiot, but we all knew that already. Cuomo needs to let it go. Obama never knows where he is, nor does Biden, but no mean tweets, amiright?

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Our cute kitty, Phrytzie, LOVES rubber bands - or "bubba rands" as she calls them - more than any other toy. Watch her play with one as she sings and ode to bubba rands.

Short one this week. The Left can’t meme, but they can pretend tiki (spoiler alert: it fails). DeSantis Clause saves Christmas from the Grinch in Chief. Speaking of the Grinch, #PoopyPantsBiden doesn’t even know he’s a meme. Or what a meme is. Or what these kids are doing on his lawn. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Kirk goes to space. Australia doesn’t believe in personal space. Delta rules the airspace. The NYPD has to ignore the spaced out. Mandates are leaving first responders orbiting. Even Canada has had enough with the vacuum of liberty. China nanny-nanny-boo-boos from space. The world is laughing at the space between Biden’s ears. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

Facebook whistleblower..pffft… Facebook outage is wholly unrelated. No Time to Die is an awesome Bond flick that has absolutely nothing to do with current events. Amazon’s Bezos success story is an interesting read. The Georges Berges Gallery is totally on the up and up, just like our currently installed toilet..er…POTUS. Container ships are chillen’. Bill de Blasio loves his NYPD and will never defund them because they’re sooooo helpful. The DOJ thinks parenting is a threat to the nation. Mandates are patriotic, so if you’re not a citizen, you don’t have to comply. Biden swaps dictator tips with the Wizard of Oz. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com Full script on SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise

The NYT comes clean with FBI plotting J6, OMG, LOL. Scientific American gives up science and goes woke. The Del Rio homeless camp gets cleared. Biden threatens horses. Imported cavemen do what you’d expect them to do. Madcow gets a raise. It’s a privilege to get murdered. Gitmo is about to get more. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com

Our intrepid field reporter now has a cushy desk job. She’s getting assigned interviews with big names that she might not be fully briefed on. Voiced by James Moniz & Mélanie Hope Animated by Mélanie Hope Produced by StormKatt Productions

The J6 rally was a dry nothingburger. Professional parasite AOC embarrasses herself in Chick-fil-A bag made by a tax dodger. Gavin Newsome holds his throne. Go to SF to get paid to not shoot, or go to Chicago to get sued if you do. The tolerant Left loves slave labor and homeless camps under bridges. Milley proudly commits treason and the Harris-Biden regime couldn’t be prouder. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com ————————————————– SUPPORT US! Our show is 100% dependent on contributions from our subscribers and free-thinking partners. Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe! Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE Merchandise: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/counterculturewise SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Bitcoin: 1FPbvPgPxSbeBmLc9QkMJACCaYpntKHi1u PayPal: http://counterculturewise.com/support Venmo: @StormKatt ——————— SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/ccwitunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6gn0tDPaacuEsbNqxxarGN Google Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/y52wotys Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/counterculturewise?refid=stpr IHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-counterculturewise-47506105/ Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459487 Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/search/counterculturewise

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Jason McElyea plays with fake news and wins. Our government feels that McDonald’s soft serve is more important than anything. Liberals despise children, especially live ones, but that’s OK, because Biden has a fresh supply. Afghanistan was a rousing success, if you redefine the word to mean “failure.” The Rise of Biden…er…Sith…er…Socialism is complete. Embrace the dark side. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com

Max brings back the White House Press Secretary for another hard-hitting interview on the current situation in Afghanistan. Are Americans stranded or not? Voiced by James Moniz & Mélanie Hope Animated by Mélanie Hope Subscribe to the podcast: iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/ccwitunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6gn0tDPaacuEsbNqxxarGN Google Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/y52wotys Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/counterculturewise?refid=stpr IHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-counterculturewise-47506105/ Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459487 Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/search/counterculturewise ————— We are LIVE Sunday nights 6:00 Pacific on Spreaker https://www.spreaker.com/user/counterculturewise Shows are archived on just about every podcast medium and our website Follow us: @CounterCultureWISE on Telegram / Instagram / Parler / Gab / Minds / Tumblr @CCWradio on Twitter / Facebook ————————————————– SUPPORT US! Our show is 100% dependent on contributions from our subscribers and free-thinking partners. Please be sure to like, share, & subscribe! Join Rumble: https://rumble.com/register/CounterCultureWISE Merchandise: https://tinyurl.com/ccwmerch SubscribeStar: https://www.subscribestar.com/counterculturewise Bitcoin: 1FPbvPgPxSbeBmLc9QkMJACCaYpntKHi1u PayPal: http://counterculturewise.com/support Venmo: @StormKatt ——————— SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/ccwitunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6gn0tDPaacuEsbNqxxarGN Google Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/y52wotys Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/counterculturewise?refid=stpr IHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/966-counterculturewise-47506105/ Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459487 Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/search/counterculturewise Produced by StormKatt Productions

Pfizer’s rona jabbity gets a name. The elites spit on their own mandates. Serial bully Cuomo says he’s the victim. NYC goes so totalitarian that Stalin would blush. Hurricane Ida bangs up the coast. The Biden is a disgrace to the U.S. and the world. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com

Sharia Rona edition Biden bows to his Pharma overlords rather than fess up to his Afghanistan failure, Amex uses capitalism to make billions in order to prove capitalism is racist, San Francisco and New York City employ Naziesque checkpoints, China makes up experts to fool you, Ella French is denied a full tribute because Beetlejuice declares ACAB, the Taliban laughs at our weak, ineffective POTUS. Written by Mélanie Hope Performed by James Moniz Video by StormKatt Productions Links to stories listed on counterculturewise.com