Phage

The World Anti Doping Agency released a report describing widespread corruption in Russian athletics. I talk about this, and how we can use it to realise all of our sporting entertainment dreams. ▬▬▬ Music: Techno G - Pumpin http://bit.ly/1lfIqYd Ryan Little - Dawn http://bit.ly/1UZUsPP Ryan Little Twitter http://bit.ly/1NjCG6v ▬Phage▬ I'm a satire current affairs person. Join me on this journey to ingest the worst of the news and shit out my pay packet. This is just a scheme for me to finally move out of my cupboard in the basement of a chemical storage unit in Mirfield. I'm dumb as a toaster full of rocks. You're all falling for my ruse! ▬▬▬ I look forward to receiving your kind message / rancorous screed! Twatter http://twitter.com/Robisnotevil Facebilge http://fb.com/phagetube

The UK's National Crime Agency recently released a video titled "Teenage cybercrime: Help your child make the right #CyberChoices" and it's the worst thing since the anti-piracy "you wouldn't download a car" ad which has been seared into our brainflesh since time immemorial. Watch the NCA's original ad: http://bit.ly/1InOkAT Sources: 'National Crime Agency: Your kid could be a nasty interwebs hacker' http://bit.ly/22o38pw 'Britain's FBI wants 'Five Eyes' cosy hookups with infosec outfits' http://bit.ly/1S8RVEU 'Chip Pan Fire Prevention' http://bit.ly/1PiIwYJ ▬▬▬ Music: Ryan Little - Dawn http://bit.ly/1UZUsPP Ryan Little - Sand Castles http://bit.ly/1PgUIZR Ryan Little - Falling Down http://bit.ly/1QCP6MY ▬ Phage ▬ "IS IT PRONOUNCED FADGE?" I look forward to receiving your kind message / rancorous screed! Twatter http://twitter.com/_phage Facebilge http://fb.com/phagetube