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Imagine your husband is gone for a couple days for work. You’re super sick and have been for a week. Your toddler’s on spring break and you don’t have childcare. You’re trying to keep a handle on running two businesses while he’s away. You head to the zoo for a nice little outing and think “oh I should turn on the robovac while I’m gone - genius.” WRONG. VERY WRONG 😂 My Miley dog cannot be blamed completely so please give her grace 😂 this is the second time she’s pooped inside the house in the three years we’ve lived here! Idk what happened, maybe she’s older?! Maybe she panic pooped?! 😂 I always heard horror stories about the robovac poop situations and I never ever in my life thought it would be me. Welp, apparently it can happen to anyone 😂 Needless to say, after four hours of clean-up (plus one trip to target mid-clean for a new mop and a frozen pizza cuz…well duh), my house is spotless. According to my sister in law who brought me homemade sangria, “it doesn’t even smell like poop in here” 😂 This girl’s officially had the worst day in history. Scraping dried 💩 off the floor with your dust pan really takes the cake. Oh and did I mention I had ZERO rubber gloves in the house?? GOOD NIGHT SEE YOU TOMORROW 😂 Oh also, do you think I will be getting another robovac? I most certainly will 😂 #whyamilikethis