Movie Mass

Don't get upset, they all stink. I went to see a movie in a theater for the first time in like 7 months! It was exciting, and I saw Late Night with the Devil. I liked it a lot so it was hard to find bad things to say about it, but I tried my best. Please watch! Please consider supporting Team Alme on Patreon - patreon.com/teamalme - where you will find a bunch of bonus content, including all of my film commentaries with the movie uncovered. This content is also available in podcast format at pod.link/moviemass so go subscribe to that too!

They all stink. Damsel is a movie for teenage girls and dudes that sit down when they pee. Please consider supporting Team Alme on Patreon - patreon.com/teamalme - where you will find a bunch of bonus content, including all of my film commentaries with the movie uncovered. This content is also available in podcast format at pod.link/moviemass so go subscribe to that too!

Don't get upset, they all stink. Every movie stinks. I watched Oppenheimer one time in theaters about 6 months ago, so I'm pretty much an expert. Enough for this review anyway. Please consider supporting Team Alme on Patreon - patreon.com/teamalme - where you will find a bunch of bonus content, including all of my film commentaries with the movie uncovered. This content is also available in podcast format at pod.link/moviemass so go subscribe to that too!

Is July the best single month of Criterion announcements since the dawn of time? Did Jesus personally put together this lineup? Who wants to smoke hashish with me while watching Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid?? HMU bruh. Check out Team Alme on Patreon - patreon.com/teamalme - for feature film commentaries with full video of the film alongside the commentary, the way God intended but YouTube prevents...

Don't get upset, they all stink. I saw about an hour of Poor Things and kinda enjoyed it, but also found a few things odd, so I made a video review. Please consider supporting Team Alme on Patreon - patreon.com/teamalme - where you will find a bunch of bonus content, including all of my film commentaries with the movie uncovered. This content is also available in podcast format at pod.link/moviemass so go subscribe to that too!

There are a lot of drooling idiots spouting smooth-brained cold takes on the peerless classic animated film that is 1937's Snow White. Many of those idiot opinions focus on Snow White's need for Prince Charming to save her in general, and more specifically on Prince Charming's kissing of Snow White while she sleeps. In this video I will present a clear (if not entirely concise) argument for why these drooling idiots are drooling idiots with wrong opinions. In this video I will explain why Prince Charming's actions are entirely justified, even within a modern-day context. If you enjoy this video, please consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/teamalme ! There's a ton of bonus content there for you to enjoy, including feature-length film commentaries with uncovered video, plus it would make me love you all the more.