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Butt Force - Alex Jones Infowars Scam
Do you want to save Infowars? Do you want to fight the new world order? Do you want to defeat the globalists? Well, have you bought anything from Infowars yet today? Butt Force, is 50% off!
Alex Jones wants you to believe that Infowars is always in the red, on the brink of bankruptcy, and just about to go off air forever. Every day, day after day, Infowars is almost about to break even. All Infowars needs is for you to buy one more bottle of Butt Force.
Alex Jones has bragged, for the past ten years, that Infowars generates around $50,000,000 a year. Infowars has been in business for around 30 years. That means that Infowars has generated between one half a billion dollars and one billion dollars. Infowars has generated all that revenue because you keep buying Alex Jones Butt Force!
Do you really think that any business owner whose business generates over half a billion dollars would not keep, save, or hide some of that money? Do you think a person like Alex Jones would really put all the money right back into the operation? Do you really think Infowars really needs you to buy one more bottle of Butt Force?
Or do you think Alex Jones pockets cash off the top, in the middle, and under the table everyday? Wouldn’t it be more realistic to believe that Alex Jones created and maintains a company its size, that has multiple streams of income, so that he can keep the cash flowing. Don’t you think that some of the flowing cash made a way into his pocket? Don’t you think Akex Jones has created and amassed a pile of cash that he gets to sit his big fat ass on while you keep buying his Butt Force?
So remember, if you want to save Infowars, you want to fight the new world order, and you want to defeat the globalists you need to buy just one more bottle of Alex Jones Butt Force!
Read more: https://realfreenews.substack.com/p/alex-jones-infowars-scam
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Michael Lovell, Phony Marquette President and Covid Vaccine Mandate Pusher, Dies From Turbo Cancer
Michael Lovell, the Phony Marquette President and Covid Vaccine Mandate Asshole, Dies From Turbo Cancer from the Covid Vaccine. Michael was a fake christian who was on a missionary scam when he died suddenly. He was the Marquette University President during the Fake Pandemic and he is responsible for poisoning the student body with a fake vaccine that cause adverse reactions such as turbo cancer. This piece of shit harassed and intimidated kids to get vaccinated with poison. Michael Lovell will be remembered as a phony loser Piece of Shit who killed kids; the world is a better place with him dead and burning in hell.
#MichaelLovell #MarquettePresident #MarquetteUniversity #turbocancer #covid #covidvaccine #covidvaccinedeath #diedsuddenly #sarcoma
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Michael Mosley Remembered - Covid Vaccine Fake News Loser Dies from the Covid Vaccine
Michael Mosley, a Fake News POS, fake Doctor, and Fake Pandemic Pusher, has died from the Covid Vaccine. He died suddenly during a hike while on holiday and he really got what he deserved when he died all alone, crying in pain, and roasting in the hot sun until he died from the fake covid vaccine. He was one of the covid kooks that lied about Unvaxed filling hospital beds while worthless fat nurses were dancing in the halls. He will not be missed but he will be remembered as a terrible human being who killed kids, and grand parents, with his covid lies.
#MichaelMosley #covid #covidvaccine #diedsuddenly #drMichaelMosley #fakedoctor #MichaelMosleyDead #covidvaccinedeath #dead #British #broadcaster #bbc #MichaelMosleyHiker #Greece #symi #agiamarina #hiking #hikingdeath #coviddeath
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DDay Reenactment 2024 - How We Honor the Memory of DDay 80 Years Later
Today we remember DDay by watching illegals invade our countries: getting care packages, hotel room, and voter registration cards.
#dday #ddayremembered #ddaymemorial #ddaycemetery #ddaynews #normandy #ww2 #france #junesix #illegals #invasion #carepackage #free #freehotelrooms #voterregitration #fakecharity #freestuff
DDay Reenactment 2024 - How We Honor the Memory of DDay 80 Years Later
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Illegal Fast Food in Omaha Nebraska
Omaha Nebraska's fast food and all illegal. #fastfood #omaha #omahanebraska #nebraska#alienfood #alien #borderfood #foodtruck #omahafoodtruck
Illegal Fast Food in Omaha Nebraska
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Rugby Fans Blamed for Death of Pro Rugby Player Who Died from Turbo MND
It has been confirmed by top experts that Rob Burrow, Pro rugby player, has died from Turbo MND caused by the Covid Vaccine. A major contributing factor in Rob Burrows death, was Rob Burrow’s fans, may of whom commented on a recent Real Free News post on X. Rob Burrow fans encouraged him to get the shot, which causes Turbo MND and death. Remember, all deaths are covid vaccine deaths if you took the shot. In addition, all you P O Ss that made kids take the shot can burn in hell. Also remember, Rob Burrow would still be alive today if it was not for his ignorant, unaware, and mindless fans and the Turbo MND they caused by making him take the Covid Vaccine.
X Thread: Rob Burrow, English Rugby Player, Dies from Turbo MND caused by Covid Vaccine https://x.com/RealFreeNews1/status/1797367100094181848
#turbomnd #robburrow #rugby #mnd #mnddeath #diedsuddenly #covid #covidvaccinedeath #rugbystar #ronburrowdead #leedsrhinos #england #motorneronedisease #rugbydeath #rugbyfans #leedsrugbyfans #rugbyfansaregay
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Children's Hospital Distracted Driver in Omaha Nebraska
Children's hospital is committed to distracted driving so if you choose distracted driving choose Children's Hospital. Distracted driving is defined by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) as “any activity that diverts attention from driving, including talking or texting on your phone, eating and drinking, talking to people in your vehicle, fiddling with the stereo, entertainment or navigation system - anything that takes your attention away from the task of safe driving.” https://www.childrensnebraska.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/What-is-Distracted-Driving.pdf
#childrenshospital #distracteddriving #childrensnebraska #handsfree #textingwhiledriving #texting #childrenshospitalnebraska #leadbyexample #omaha #omahanebraska #crazyomahadriver
Children's Hospital Distracted Driver (Children's Hospital and Medical Center Omaha Nebraska)
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Abuse - Deviant Predator Awareness Month #dpam (George Clooney, The More you Know)
June is Deviant Predator Awareness Month and do you know how people become sick and twisted Deviant Predators? Abuse. Children who are abused, by deviant predators, many times, grow up to become deviant predators in order to justify their abuse as a child.
#dpam #abuse #deviant #predator #deviantpredator #deviantpredatorawarenessmonth #georgeclooney #psa #themoreyouknow #hollywood #hollyweird #pride #pridemonth #lgbtq
Abuse - Deviant Predator Awareness Month #dpaw (George Clooney, The More you Know)
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Muslim Attacks Public Speaker in Mannheim Germany with a Knife (Two Camera Angles - Side by Side)
Knife Attack in Mannheim Germany by Muslim Asylum Seeker (Two Camera Angles - Side by Side)
Muslim attacks public speaker in Mannheim Germany with a knife. Two camera angles.
#germany #asylumseeker #refugee #knifeattack #auslanderraus #immigrant #germanpolice #mannheimpolice #MichaelStürzenberger #mannheim #mannheimgernamy #islam #muslim #extremist #germanimmigration #muslimrefugee #refugeeswelcome
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Knife Attack in Mannheim Germany by Muslim Asylum Seeker (Two Camera Angles - Top and Bottom)
Muslim attacks Michael Stürzenberger in Mannheim Germany with a knife. Two camera angles.
#germany #asylumseeker #refugee #knifeattack #auslanderraus #immigrant #germany #knifeattack #germanpolice #mannheimpolice #MichaelStürzenberger #mannheim #islam #muslim #extremist #germanimmigration #muslimrefugee #refugeeswelcome
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Knife Attack in Germany from Asylum Seeker (Mostly Peaceful)
Knife Attack in Germany from Asylum Seeker
https://x.com/RealFreeNews1/status/1796530276845109328
Article: https://www.dw.com/en/germany-knife-attack-in-mannheim-suspect-shot/a-69233565
#germany #asylumseeker #refugee #knifeattack #germanyforgermans #auslanderraus #immigrant #diversity
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Elkhornistan - Elkhorn (Omaha) Nebraska is the New Dearborn Michigan
Meet the new neighbors. Elkhorn (Omaha) Nebraska is the new Dearborn Michigan. All new neighbors with all new houses and they have nothing to do but hangout in their new neighborhood.
#elkhornistan #elkhorn #nebraska #elkhornnebraska #dearborn #michigan #dearbornmichigan #invasion #replacement #whitereplacement #whitefools #illegals #welfare #theregoesthe
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White Replacement in Nebraska Just Like The UK
White Replacement is happening in Nebraska because of the traitor reps... and the stupid Nebraska voters just voted for more illegals by voting them in again. The South Asian Pakistanis, Indians, etc took over the UK and they are doing the same thing in Nebraska and Omaha is the worst!
#nebraska #election #nebraskaelection #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #traitor #neverricketts #replacement #illegals #invasion #traitors
White Replacement in Nebraska
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Omaha Mayor Jean Hot Turd State of the City Address May 20, 2024 at The Omaha Clown Council Chamber
Mayor Hotturd, the psycho bird-brain loon, annoys everyone with her yearly lies about "The city across the river from Council Bluffs", Omaha Nebraska.
#omaha #nebraska #mayorstothert #jeanstothert #stateofthecity #citycouncil #speech #lies #crazy #birdbrain #loon #mayor #mayorhotturd #hot #turd #hotturd #clowncouncil #omahachamber #omahanebraska #nebraskaomaha #visitomaha #wedontcoast #gbr
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Full Debate - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debate
Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates, and now the Closing Statements from the Incumbent Imbicels.
Cheap Tricks Ricketts: Hey guys so like I’m totally gonna fundamentally transform Nebraska into a third world (beep) hole because there’s no place like Nebraska.
Donny Rotten: I’m all about doing the right thing for Nebraska and that means Israel and Ukraine will be getting all your tax money.
Debbie Downer: You don’t need a functioning brain to be a Senator.
Fat Flood: Nerd
Yo Adrian Smith: (unintelligable)
Scott: Well there you have it folks, now you have to decide between the Top Republican Challengers or the Incumbent Imbeciles who are stupid and weak corrupt lying frauds who have made every bodies life worse.
Chris: If you vote for them you’ll get more of the SOS.
Gary: They will sell you down the river.
Lucy: Yeah
Emory: They are a chance not worth taking.
Rosie: They are even too douchey for me.
Ian: Whoops I just peed my pants again.
Scott: Fox Fake News is next.
Vote John Glen Weaver
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
Vote Dan Frei
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
Vote Michael Connely
https://www.connelyforcongress.com/
Vote John Walz
https://magawalz.com/index.php/home
Arron Kowalski
https://www.arronforsenate.com/
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Closing Statements - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates
Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates, and now the Closing Statements from the Incumbent Imbicels.
Cheap Tricks Ricketts: Hey guys so like I’m totally gonna fundamentally transform Nebraska into a third world (beep) hole because there’s no place like Nebraska.
Donny Rotten: I’m all about doing the right thing for Nebraska and that means Israel and Ukraine will be getting all your tax money.
Debbie Downer: You don’t need a functioning brain to be a Senator.
Fat Flood: Nerd
Yo Adrian Smith: (unintelligable)
Scott: Well there you have it folks, now you have to decide between the Top Republican Challengers or the Incumbent Imbeciles who are stupid and weak corrupt lying frauds who have made every bodies life worse.
Chris: If you vote for them you’ll get more of the SOS.
Gary: They will sell you down the river.
Lucy: Yeah
Emory: They are a chance not worth taking.
Rosie: They are even too douchey for me.
Ian: Whoops I just peed my pants again.
Scott: Fox Fake News is next.
Vote John Glen Weaver
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
Vote Dan Frei
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
Vote Michael Connely
https://www.connelyforcongress.com/
Vote John Walz
https://magawalz.com/index.php/home
Arron Kowalski
https://www.arronforsenate.com/
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #debate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections
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The Classroom Debate with John Glen Weaver vs Cheap Tricks Ricketts - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates
Scott: Well there you have it folks, the choice between truth and justice or a corrupt and crazy banana republic.
Scott: Do you think parents should be involved in their kids education or do you want subversive lib-tards screwing up your kids brains? Well there you have it folks, the choice between parental involvement or commie lib-tard indoctrination.
Cheap Tricks Ricketts: So like hey guys its totally super cool to get your kids in school so I can get libtard teachers to indoctrinate your kids on the New World Order agenda. I plan to help the corrupt US Department of Indoctrination block you from any involvement so we can turn your kids into commie freaks because there’s no place like Nebraska.
Scott: Well there you have it folks, the choice between parental involvement or libtard indoctrination.
Vote John Glen Weaver
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #debate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #teamricketts #rickettsforsenate #jgweaverne
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The Budget Debate with Dan Frei vs Donny Rotten Bacon - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debate
Scott: Should we balance the budget or spend like drunken sailors on other countries problems?
Dan Frei: Balance the budget.
Donny Rotten: I’m all about doing the right thing for Nebraskans and the right thing to do is borrow more money and go deeper in debt so we can pay for Israel’s annexation of Gaza and prolong Ukraine's lost cause against Russia. I’m bringing Nebraskan’s together so we can pay for other country's borders and national defense while the US border is open to all the people fleeing wars that this corrupt US government created.
Scott: Well there you go folks, we can stop overspending or we can waste all our money on Israel, Ukraine, and every other country in the world.
Vote Dan Frei
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #debate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #baconbackers #baconforsenate #teambacon #freithatbacon
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Weaponization Debate with John Glen Weaver vs Cheap Tricks Ricketts - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debate
Scott: What do you think about the weaponization of the corrupt DOJ by the criminal Biden administration?
John Glen Weaver: I’m going to stop the weaponiztion.
Chris: He’s going to stop the Weaponization.
Gary: Dementia Joe’s DOJ is out of control.
Cheap Tricks Ricketts: So like hey guys I’m totally for the weaponization of the DOJ and anyway the Government can punish anyone who’s against the New World Order that I’m trying to join by selling out America and double-crossing Nebraskans. I hope I can weaponize the justice system to go after anyone who doesn’t think I’m super cool because there’s no place like Nebraska.
Rosie: He’s going to continue the corruption.
Ian: I would like to order a “new world” too, does it come with a toy?
Scott: Well there you have it folks, the choice between truth and justice or a corrupt and crazy banana republic.
Vote John Glen Weaver
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #debate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #teamricketts #rickettsforsenate #jgweaverne
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Don Bacon Opening Statements (Part 1 The Right Thing) - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates
Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates and now the opening statement from the Incumbent Imbecile, Donny Rotten Bacon.
Donny rotten: I’m about doing the right thing for Nebraska and the right thing is sending all your money to Israel and Ukraine. I was the one who kept Nebraskans safe by wasting billions on masks and special shots for the made-up national emergency. I’m keeping an eye on Nebraskans by passing legislation that allows for warrantless unconstitutional spying on you, but keeping the southern border wide open for illegals, and paying for invading enemy soldiers hotel rooms. I served Nebraskan’s when I climbed the career ladder in the military on my knees and helped turn the armed forces into a gay joke. Recently, my partners an I disrespected Nebraska and Memorial Park with our presence when we held an open-to-the-public campaign event, that no one attended, except for over 100 Nebraska LGBTQ+ Leaders who all came together to endorse me. I’m all about bringing Nebraskan’s together and doing the right thing for Israel, Ukraine, and everyone except Nebraska.
Scott: Well there you have it folks, Donny Rotten says he’s all about Nebraska except insert the words “selling out”, between “about’, and “Nebraska”. We’ll be right back with our expert’s reaction.
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #deprimarydebate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #teambacon #baconbacker #baconlicker #gay4bacon #bacontraitor
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Adrian Smith Opening Statement - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates
Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates and here’s another opening statement from another incumbent Imbecile, Now we have to hear from the worthless weak wimpy gimp, Yo Adrian Smith.
Yo Adrian: (unintelligible)
Chris: Do we even have to talk about this guy?
Gary: When will he just go away.?
Lucy: He’s a waste of space.
Rosie: Sometimes a waste of space is just what is needed n the corner.
Emory: Is it me or is he just talking gibberish?
Ian: Gibberish is my second language and miming is my first.
Chris: He’s so stupid when he hears it’s chilly outside he gets a bowl.
Gary: He’s so stupid he got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Lucy: He’s so stupid he put his hands in his pockets so he couldn’t catch a cold.
Rosie: He’s so stupid he got hit by a cup and told the cops he was mugged.
Emory: He’s so stupid he tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Ian: He’s so stupid he wore a coat to Dairy Queen because of all the Blizzards.
Scott: Yo Adrian Smith fails to impress anyone again and all of these incumbent imbeciles have failed as representatives of Nebraska but have succeeded as terrible human beings.
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #debate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #donnyrotten #donnyrottenbacon #daca #dei #phony #dishonorable #traitor #lie #liar
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Don Bacon Opening Statements (Part 2 Liar) - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates
Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates we just heard from Donny Rotten Bacon and here’s a recap.
Donny Rotten: (gibberish)
Chris: It sounds like he’s working for everyone except Nebraska.
Gary: Then he lies and says he’s all for Nebraska.
Rosie: He’s a talented and gifted liar.
Lucy: Yeah.
Ian: Sometimes the truth hurts like when people describe the way I look.
Donny Rotten: I’m just doing the right thing for Nebraska so that Israel and Ukraine can enjoy the good life.
Chris: He says he’s doing the right thing but it’s always the wrong thing.
Rosie: If lying is wrong then he don’t want to be right.
Donny Rotten: I rely on my faith, the faith that I will keep getting away with all my lying cheating and stealing as long as I keep smiling and saying that it’s all for the people in Nebraska.
Gary: Saying ain’t doing.
Chris: And what he’s doing benefits everyone but Nebraskans.
Emory: Lying is bad bro.
Ian: I just wish people would lie to me when they tell me how I look.
Scott: Well there you go folks and the one thing everyone can agree on is that Dirty Donny Rotten DACA DEI Bacon is a lying dishonorable traitor who is as phony as a three dollar bill.
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #deprimarydebate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #donnyrotten #donnyrottenbacon #daca #dei #phony #dishonorable #traitor #lie #liar #gay4bacon
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Sell The Farm Debate with John Glen Weaver vs Cheap Tricks Ricketts - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates
Scott: What do you think about foreigners and the Chinese owning Nebraska farmland?
John Glen Weaver: I’ll stop the sale of farmland to foreigners and the Chinese. Furthermore, the land that they do own… we’re going to confiscate back and give back to Nebraskans.
Chris: That’s the right thing to do for Nebraskans.
Gary: And them foreigners talk funny.
Ian: If the Chinese can’t farm here then what am I gonna eat at Panda Express?
Cheap Tricks Ricketts: Hey guys it’s like totally super cool that my foreign friends and Chinese business partners are getting Nebraska land for such a good price. As governor, I was able to manipulate the deals so I could rip off Nebraska family farmers. As Senator, I’m gonna try to sell off the rest of Nebraska, but only if I can get in on the action, because it’s fun for me to ruin people’s lives, and make money. and also there's no place like Nebraska.
Emory: Money isn’t everything until you’re a dolla short.
Chris: Someone’s looking out for the state and someone’s looking out for their petty and pathetic self.
Rosie: I just wish they could make scarecrows less creepy.
Scott: Two different view points, Keep the farms for Nebraskans or sell the farms to China.
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #deprimarydebate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections
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The Border Debate with Dan Frei vs Donny Rotten Bacon - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debate
Scott: Do you think we should close the border or keep it open and welcome enemy soldiers, cartel gang bangers, and Jihad terrorists.
Dan Frei: Close the border.
Donny Rotten Bacon: I’m doing the right thing for Nebraska by keeping the border wide open and inviting all the terrorists to come to Nebraska so we can pay for their hotel rooms. It’s all about bringing Nebraskan’s together so we can lose our jobs too illegals, get robbed by illegals, and pay for illegal anchor babies.
Scott: Well there you have it folks, close the border or live next to terrorists who are going to kill you.
Vote Dan Frei
https://www.weaverforsenate.com/
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimary #debate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #baconbackers #baconforsenate #teambacon #freithatbacon
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Mike Flood Opening Statement - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debate
Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates and now we have to listen to another opening statement from one of the Incumbent Imbeciles, the foolish clueless oblivious chowder head,
Frivolous Flood: I’m a nerd.
Chris: More like a fat nerd.
Gary: Fat Goober
Lucy: Fat Dweeb.
Emory: Fat Doofus
Rosie: Fat is fabulous.
Ian: If I was that fat, I’d never have to bring my water wings to the pool because I’d be my own personal flotation device.
Chris: He’s so fat I took a picture of him last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Gary: He’s so fat he’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Lucy: He’s so fat, when he fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
Emory: He’s so fat, when he goes camping bears hide their food.
Rosie: He’s so fat, when he steps on the scale it says to be continued.
Ian: He’s so fat he got a parking ticket for standing in the crosswalk.
Scott: Well there you have it folks, The Fat and Frivolous Mike Flood is a failure.
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Deb Fischer Opening Statement - 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates
Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates and now another opening statement from an incumbent Imbecile, the old slow mindless windbag, Debbie Downer Fischer.
Debbie Downer: I’ll never be too old to be a Senator.
Chris: She talks slow because she doesn’t have anything to say.
Gary: She talks slow because she can’t remember what to say.
Lucy: She talks slow because she’s too old and her mind is gone.
Rosie: Age is just a number but I can’t count that high.
Emory: She ages like scrap iron left out in the rain.
Ian: I can’t wait to be as old as her because you don’t get in trouble anymore for pooping in your pants.
Chris: She’s so old she watches the History Channel to see if she’s on it.
Gary: She’s so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Emory: She’s so old her birth certificate is written on a stone tablet
Lucy: She’s so old when she was in high school they didn’t have history class.
Rosie: She’s so old her birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Ian: She’s so old when she was a kid she had a pet dinosaur.
Scott: Well there you have it folks Debbie Downer is really old and out of touch with Nebraskans, and reality.
#nebraska #primarydebate #nebraskaprimar #debate #election #nebraskaelection #goodmorningnebraska #petericketts #donbacon #debfischer #mikeflood #adriansmith #JohnGlenWeaver #danfrei #scottvorhees #kfab #kfak #omaha #omahanebraska #lincoln #lincolnnebraska #election2024 #2024elections #debbiedowner #debbiedownerfischer #teamfischer #fischerforsenate #fischer4senate #old #slow #mindless #windbag
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