Feeding The Monster Under My Bed
Monsters aren’t all bad
Sometimes they’re just hungry
We can all be monsters
When we’re hungry
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Life Explained In 21 Seconds
This is very symbolic
This is a metaphor
This is life
Who’s happy?
Who’s happy?
⚠️ Trigger Warning ⚠️
I’m sorry, but it is a part of life.
Moments like this are part of the great balance that allows for true happiness to be.
Happiness cannot exist without sadness.
Know that
And with that
Please find comfort knowing
That sadness equally cannot exist
Without happiness
So wherever you see one,
You will find the other nearby.
They are one and the same,
These two emotions.
They are the Conjoined twins,
They are both your children,
And you must accept them equally.
You must learn to love them both.
We are and always will be our worst enemies.
Make Mistakes.
Grow.
Get it done.
Help others.
When in doubt,
Keep calm and
Look at a duck.
Always remember,
Wrinkle loves you
🎭❤️🦢
Music by literally one of my very favorite bands in the world: Blonde Redhead ❤️ 🤤 🎶
“for the damaged coda”
I can’t wait to see them perform live again someday, it’s been way too long 🙏😭💔
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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We Help Turkeys Escape For Thanksgiving (on accident)
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving
We freed the turkeys
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving
The turkeys are free
We were driving
and stopped by
to see turkeys
and say hi
Wrinkles seducktion
Was too intense
Turkey teamwork
Bent thru the fence
Oh my
Oh my
To my surprise
The turkeys escaped
Before our eyes
Oh no
Oh jeez
Oh turkeys please
Dont roam
Go home
To your turkey dome
We were so nervous
And about to cry
So we called out
For the farmer guy
Hello
Hello
Oh farmer man
Hello hello
Help if you can
And then he sped
In his speedy car
And gathered the turkeys
Near and far
He rounded up the turkeys
In a rounded up way
Then we jingled the car keys
And went on our way
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving
We freed the Turkeys
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving
The Turkeys are free
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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How to Keep a Pineapple 🍍✨
To make a golden pineapple
That is the question
I bought a pineapple for my duck
From a very nice man named Aldo
Aldo’s Pineapple
Means a lot to me
i cannot bring myself to eat it
This special pineapple i got
For my duck Wrinkle
i would like to keep it forever
Unfortunately it will not
Be here forever
As it will eventually rot
More sooner than never
To disintegrate
To decompose
To sleep perchance to dream
To be no more
It is but the nature of existence
It is but life
But then i remember
i remember
An artist friend years ago
Showed me his experimental work
On a special process
Where he could take things
Random things
And freeze them into statues
Like Han Solo
In Star Wars
i didn’t have time
To go out to Arizona
And have my artist friend
Metalize my pineapple
Because my pineapple
Was quickly dying
So i called all the places
i could find in NYC
To see if any were willing to try
Turning a pineapple into metal
The guy said he would try
But not to get my hopes up
Let’s wish them luck
And cross our fingers
i’m looking forward to seeing what happens
Either way
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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a Wrinkle in Time (square)
This is not the real video
The real video is on our new channel:
@duckandhuman
The new home for our video series:
“I took my duck to…”
Where you can find our latest adventures!
Hooray New York
Hooray Time Square
Hooray New Channel
Hooray Wrinkle
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Swimming in the Ocean for the First Time
Wrinkle finally swam in the ocean
for the first time
Here is a clip from our beach adventure:
“I took my duck to the beach”
Full videos of our adventures are now available on our second ‘I took my duck to’ channel:
@duckandhuman
If you are one of the %5 who watch our full videos, go on over and support our second channel now so you don’t miss out!
Thanks so much,
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Super Serious Vet Visit (it’s very serious)
Your health is very important
And a trip to the vet is very serious
So we went to Vetique
To get a super serious checkup
It actually wasnt scary as we thought
And Wrinkle had a great time
Super Duper Healthy
Hooray Vetique!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Hooray Healthy!
Watch the full video on our new channel:
@duckandhuman
“I took my duck to…”
Special Thanks to Vetique
A fancy vet for a fancy pet
The very best vet in Chicago
www.Vetique.com
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Wrinkle the Duck at Spirit Halloween
Wrinkle went to Spirit Halloween
To get a head start on
Picking our a costume
There are ao many cool things to be
Its really hard to choose just one
Either way its fun to look
At all the different costumes
And imagine
Watch the Full Video over on the New
Longform “i took my duck to” Channel:
@duckandhuman
Hooray Spirit Halloween!
Hooray Costumes!
Hooray Imagination!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Wrinkle the Duck Shops at Petco
Did you know you can watch the Full Video of this adventure on our New Official Channel:
“I took my duck to…”
@duckandhuman
Wrinkle and i understand life can be busy so we’ve started making short versions of our adventures here and posting the longer ones over on the new channel @duckandhuman
Ok
so,
Wrinkle goes to Petco
Not trying to brag to you
But Wrinkle Went to Petco
Just to pop a tag or two
At Petco, yaknow
Where a duck
Can get a swagado
Petco
Petco
It’s Petco
Where the ducks go
Take a trip
Get some drip
They even got some water
If you really need a sippy sip
A tip: they’re it
Legit; They don’t quit
Except when they’re closed
But during business hours
They’re stocked with pet clothes
And food
And fish
And food for your fish
If you need it
Petco
Will grant your pet’s wish
Its PetcooOo
Where the owner’s pets go
Hooray PetcooOo
For being where pets go
PetcooOoo
We hope you knooOow
That weeEee
AppreEeeciate
youuUuu
For being
Petco.
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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My Duck Swims in Fiji Water
Wrinkle’s been asking
What it would be like to
to swim in Fiji water
So I thought it’d be nice
To go get a bunch of Fiji water
And swim around for a bit
Today is the day
I decided to make it happen
So I hope you’re ready
Check out the full adventure
On the new “I took my duck to” channel:
@duckandhuman
Hooray New Channel!
Hooray Fiji Water!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Quack, quack
Wrinkle the Duck
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I took my duck to a Fan’s House 🏡🦆
We made a special trip
To San Antonio, Texas
To meet a very special fan
Her name is Chloe
She’s a very talented young artist
And lover of ducks
Chloe’s been making Wrinkle Art
Since the very beginning
When Wrinkle still only had
A few followers on Instagram
We met and had snacks
Made art together
Went on a mall adventure
Then dinner by the river
And everyone involved
Had a wonderful time
This was a very special adventure
To say the very least
Hooray Adventure!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Hooray Chloe!
Check out Chloe’s Instagram:
IG: @happylittlechlo
https://instagram.com/happylittlechlo?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==
And A Special Thanks To:
Mr. Ice Cream
423 E Commerce St
San Antonio, TX 78205
United States
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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I took my duck to Tropic Con
It’s a convention!
It’s Long Island Tropic Con!
So many familiar faces,
Heroes and villains
Cuteness and scary scary
You never know who
Or what
Is around the corner
Hooray Tropic Con!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Hooray Adventure!
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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I took my duck to the Ducky Derby 🐥🏁
Wrinkle heard there’s a duck race in Chicago
A rubber duck race to be specific
It’s called the Ducky Derby
Thousands of ducks are plopped in the river
Yaknow,
For Charity!
Hooray Charity!
Hooray Duck Race!
Hooray Chicago!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Wrinkle the Duck’s 3rd Birthday Party at Chuck E Cheese
It’s Wrinkle’s 3rd Birthday Party
At Chuck E Cheese!
Hooray Wrinkle!!
Hooray Aging!!
Hooray Chuck E Cheese!!
Also, watch the extra watermelon rubberband challenge video over on my human channel:
@Hughmenaim
Follow our friend’s on IG @tipstothesky
Julily Infinite @julilyinfinite (https://beacons.ai/julilyinfinite) (IG, FB, YT)
Gabe @TheChaoticPhoenix (tiktok)
Special Thanks To Our Friends:
Shannon, Marley and Eli
Jocelyn
Richal
Brandon
Jeffrey
Jessica
Victoria
Alfredo
Claudia
Jesse
Juan
Munir
Janie
Graziella
Christina
👏👏👏👏
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
🍕🦢🥳🐭
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Planning My Duck’s Birthday Party at Chuck E Cheese
Wrinkle’s 3rd Birthday Party
September 9th, 2023
Everyone is invited!
Chuck E Cheese
133-35 79th St
Howard Beach, NY 11414
United States
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I took my duck to Party City 🎉🦆
Wrinkle’s 3rd Birthday Party
September 9th, 2023
Everyone is invited!
Chuck E Cheese
133-35 79th St
Howard Beach, NY 11414
United States
*Limited VIP Tickets Available*
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I took my duck to PetCon
Wrinkle the Duck goes to PetCon
To be able to meet her fans
And mingle with other pet influencers
Oh what a lovely day to be alive
To be at a pet convention
And pet all the pets
Hooray Pets!
Hooray PetCon!
Hooray Chicago!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Let’s Play Untitled Goose Game with Wrinkle the Duck
Wrinkle the Duck
Wants to be a Gamer Duck
So she made a Duck Gaming Channel:
✨ @WrinklePlays ✨
Join Wrinkle
On her Adventures
Into a Fantastical
Journey in Gaming
Also if you know of any
cool new games to play,
that’d be awesome
cus she don’t know
nothin bout no games
but she can learn quick
Yes surrie bobs ur uncle
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Duck Gaming
🎮🦢✨
@WrinklePlays
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Happy Duck 🥗🦢✨
Just a happy duck eating a salad.
Quack, quack
Wrinkle the Duck
✨🥗🦢❤️
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I took my duck to the State Fair 🎡🦆
Ohio Part 2
Wrinkle goes to the Ohio State Fair!
Who wants a corndog?
Am I a corndog?
It’s a living…
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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I took my duck to Ohio
Wrinkle the Duck says
Ohio doesn’t exist
So I thought I’d take her out to see
If Ohio is actually a place or not
Turns out it is a real place
A real fun place!
Hooray Ohio!
Hooray Reality!
Hooray Wrinkle!
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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Friends Always Share 🦆🍇🐴
Wrinkle the Duck
Shares her Grapes
With her New Donkey Friends
Friends share
Friends don’t lie
🦢🍇🐴❤️
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Giving away my duck’s PlayStation 5 🎮🦆
I got home from Jury Duty
And it’s just my luck
Video games had been a
bad influence on my duck
The untitled goose game
Was not what I thought
This goose was a jerk
What a game I had bought
Well this just won’t do
Packed it up like 1, 2,
3 and skadoo
We need to find a new home
4 this PlayStation 2
(oops I mean 5..)
Thanks to all our new friends
And to Doreen’s Pizza
in Hegewisch, Illinois
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
🍕🦢🙃✨
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I took my duck to the Aquarium 🐙🦢
Wrinkle wanted to go to the aquarium
Because she loves the sea
So come on with us to the aquarium
Let’s see what we can see
There’s sharks and turtles
And all sorts of fish
There’s also a pirate’s treasure chest
Not really, but I totally wish…
Oh what fun we had today
Today was a whale of a day
We had ourselves some fishy fun
We had fun in a fishy way
Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
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