Greasy Tales

Do you struggle with showering? Well fear not! Fernando will tell you about best practices. Don't be shy, listen in. And try to keep an open mind.

The Gooseman Plush toy is available for a few more days: https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE Five Dolla: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/five-dolla Goat Theme: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/help-a-goat-ate-my-shorts Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Lyrics: 5 dolla in my pocket so nice Just enough to buy a fat bag of ice @RisqueBisquet Can't afford juice chew ice in my car Drive to the highschool to pick up my Grandpa @13menrollingdown Two plus two plus zero plus one I could buy a small fraction of a gun @Turnil321 5 dollars worth less every day It's the reptilians fault I say @SuperShadowGuard 5 bucks, not enough for artichoke Don't give a damn if I go broke @SlashBolt It's called inflation and it's here to stay Not the kind that grandpa does in a sexy way @thisnameismine A movie ticket costs nineteen ninety nine Might as well get drunk on a bladder of wine @clownymoosebean Five dollars used to buy a footlong Now i gotta suck toes where did i go wrong @lonewanderer7926 Buy some chips eat them at the bus stop Im the boss of the dollar shop @thelegguy 5 dolla in my pocket, grandpa in the locket Not because he's dead, just because I care about him 5 dolla! 5 dolla! @lonewanderer7926 Every day I worked hard for this note Even though it's not enough to fix my boat @lonewanderer7926 Such potential, what a time to be alive Strutting around with my dollars five @eldonhoffman855 Small change fills my pockets with elation Makes my moist groin subject to inflation @thelordandsaviourcattochri3539 My pocket's feeling light, and you know I'm down bad 5 dolla just enough to motorboat a saggy grand-dad. Five dolla getting sadder and sadder Lay my weary head upon this goon bladder @cheesyboygouda Wont remember nothing from tonight Five dollar in my pocket makes it feel all right

The Gooseman Plush toy is available until Sep 8th: https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE Download the track: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/uncle-warren-visits-his-friends Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Uncle Warren voiced by Velex

Check out the Gooseman plush toy, available until Sep 8th: https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE Sorry for the odd framing (I struggle with phone resolution). This was animated in 16:9, for now that version is only visible to my patrons http://patreon.com/sexualobster

If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster In August the Gooseman plush toy will go on sale! If you'd like to be alerted about it sign up here: https://greasytales.gimmeswag.com/ Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22

If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster In August a Gooseman plush toy will go on sale! If you'd like to be alerted about it sign up here: https://greasytales.gimmeswag.com/ Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 Full cartoon will be out in a couple of days.

Gooseman's campaign for a senate seat is sabotaged by an old rival... This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 In a few months there will be a Gooseman plushie. If you'd like to be alerted about it sign up here: https://greasytales.gimmeswag.com/ Credits song: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/woah-woah Todd McGovern Tom Heist Reporter 1 Hannah Reporter 2 WintonBoushall@gmail.com Reporter 3 Vonbomb Reporter 4 Paul Stufkosky AKA Business Orc

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If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join The Walrus Pit discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 Thanks and apologies to: Master of the Bucket eivilcow Lord of Bleached Skulls and Lacy Undergarments catastro Manatee Manhandlee Nick Allott Mr Pindo CAST Fanny Ranger/ Various Snakes Vonbomb Fishbob Velex Tavern Orc Paul Stufkosky Aka Business Orc Treshtog/Zurblag Chris Voigt All animation and music by me, the main theme is based on Carnival of the Animals: The Cuckoo by Camille Saint-Saëns. Thanks for watching!

This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22

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This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 Blow You Up: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/blow-you-up Meth Orcs Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHdIUUGqzkuFYlOtjX_eBWOccOp23e3Z CAST Fanny Ranger Vonbomb Inflation Wizard Tom Heist Catboy Leader Jake Meyer @ClocksVA Catboy Paul Stufkosky AKA Business Orc Treshtog Chris Voigt Thanks for watching and please share if you enjoyed it!

This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 Sequel to Regret: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRRDcqpxMro Music: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/despair-theme https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/please-give-me-my-gun-back Check out OceJosh, he voiced Ferris: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC08pyRD4Cdn9bZIxiskMc9A

This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster #music #musicvideo Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/vile-little-goblin https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/goblin-outro LYRICS: I’m a vile little goblin Hiding in my cave, Wet skin, heart throbbin I’m digging up some bones Gonna build a friend so I won’t be all alone I'm a moist hole resident Couldn't call me a gent Violence is my precedent But if you gaze, beyond the crust You will find that my heart is ready to bust My cave is cosy and its tight Your hands would feel nice on my wet stalactite Original G, from the ancient stories told Except I don't guard bridges and I have no gold Dark desires delicious and sweet Walking pantsless down the street Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous nose Tell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes” Living in the damp is fine by me, No lights, no lamp, it all swings free Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of green Dozens of warts covers my tiny peen I don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicy Running in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see Then I get booted into a tree Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage Every night you’ll find me stabbing Stray travellers and knaves My heart is black and rotten From the violence that I crave I’m a vile little Goblin, hiding in my cave, Wet eyes, hard sobbing Lyrics by Bullet 1289 donkosaurus The Drunken Coward The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ CoverEye Schwifty McNifty thisnameismine Mungulor Zoey Hayes zombiechaddy Esteemed Reptile Gonzalo Ayala Ibarre Al_sprays_paint Shallow God OUTRO LYRICS: Soggy moldy bread, stinky rotten cheese Sawdust in my head, bedding full of fleas Creeping up at night with a greedy, fiendish grin Snatching up your coins, take your horse for a spin... Damsel in distress, need a hero on the double But the only ones around don't even have stubble One more time I play the part, helping heroes get their start Swinging 'round my rusty knife, die again, fuck my life Look at me with terror, or a soft and tender gaze. They call me goblin cause I'm always goblin mayonnaise Outry lyrics by K Ryuzaki TeKen_Nation bigtasty67 EsterK13 Composition draws from Córdoba by Isaac Albéniz

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#music #musicvideo This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/purrnando https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/stuff-my-holes LYRICS I need to know, let’s not be coy What if Fernando was a catboy? With silky hair and pointy ears A twinkish frame belies my years Whiskers and soft furry fat Stink eye and a smear of scat And when I back up in your face Together we will reach third-base Prowling along the treeline... Searching for another feline.... Soft and furry is not enough You need to piss on peoples stuff Go to Japan, get a tail and ears Just ignore your mother's tears. Litter can’t contain my scent. You’re in heat and I’m not spent. (CAT) This tail is attached via plug, (BOY) Test it, have a tug My fellow beasts emit hot moans When I release my pheromones Spray my musk on the biggest tree So all the cat boys can find me My bowl is empty, fill it with cream Do it now, or I will scream. Think of the places my tongue could reach It's coarse and rough like sandy beach With ball of yarn i will tie you Now watch me vomit in your shoe Sneak out at night and make loud cries, Its my lust i advertise Questing for your hot pink torus Screams and moans a dreadful chorus Lyrics by: Spyro Fan JimmyDubDub P K itsfriedeggs Jazzcreb SearingSeratil Augustus Perseghin Mungulor Patron slowmotion Milk Samuel Hamuel-Bamuel ShadowAkatora goat-on-a-stick Seamoose blodiga

Grease has no form or shape, it slips in through every corner and crevice. Be like grease my friends. http://patreon.com/sexualobster https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 Yugioh voiced by Trexdel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJBGtQ3DpuytDy8XzA7Dn_w Inspiring quote by AlexDulDev

Download the song: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/im-a-horse A studly horse dominates and destroys! I started this one back in February '18 and worked on it when I could. I can't remember why I wanted to do it. 2 shots animated by Jae55555 Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Bandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTER/ Teespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymoose Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales

Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRF Watch Episode 1: https://youtu.be/DXQX3KQ30gM Watch Episode 2: https://youtu.be/t4C_AYUbgRM Watch Episode 3: https://youtu.be/yIbC2zVHXq0 Episode 4 of 4. Thanks for watching! Featuring the voices of myself, Velex, Lizzy Hofe and Stefan Johnson. Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Bandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com Teespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster Spreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB... Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymoose Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales

Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRF Watch Episode 1: https://youtu.be/DXQX3KQ30gM Watch Episode 2: https://youtu.be/t4C_AYUbgRM Watch Episode 4: https://youtu.be/ywksGArlSMU In this tragic tale of woe, Great Destiny Man re-unites with an old foe, while his apprentice makes a new enemy. Episode 3 of 4. Thanks for watching! Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Bandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com Teespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster Spreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB... Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymoose Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales

Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRF Watch Episode 1: https://youtu.be/DXQX3KQ30gM Watch Episdoe 3: https://youtu.be/yIbC2zVHXq0 In this stirring tale, Great Destiny Man tells his noble apprentice Gendo why he respects him. But then some stuff happens. Episode 2 of 4. Thanks for watching! Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Bandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com Teespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster Spreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB... Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymoose Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales

Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRF Watch Episode 2: https://youtu.be/t4C_AYUbgRM Watch Episode 3: https://youtu.be/yIbC2zVHXq0 Great Destiny Man and his loyal apprentice Gendo stop for a drink at a rural tavern. But even here they are not safe....from DESTINY! Episode 1 of 4. Thanks for watching! Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster

This started as a collaborative comic writing project. It has lots of authors. I'm not trying to shift the blame. Theme music: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/fernando-and-the-disk-of-chaos-theme Thank you for watching Fernando's latest and greatest adventure. Here's some of his others: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHdIUUGqzktIP53NaHAKhqrztZb7Tsps If you'd like to see more cartoons like this, become my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Bandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com Teespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster Spreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTER/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymoose Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales

This is an adaptation of an old comic my friends and I drew: http://greasymoose.com/houseofsquid/169.html If you would like to see more of this stunning amazing heartfelt family dramatic emotional content then consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Voice actors: Mother: Vonbomb - http://youtube.com/vonbomb Billy: Ocelot VA - https://www.youtube.com/ocelotva Annoying kid and tattoo artist: Guy Chase - chaceeddie1@gmail.com Father - me. Check out my music: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/ And my shirt shop: https://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster Thanks for watching!

Uncensored ending: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695449 If you like my stuff and would like to see more, consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Also, I've got a new shirt shop: https://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster