Hong Kong Horror Comedy Classic - 殭屍翻生 1986 The Vampire Revived aka NEW MR. VAMPIRE - Full English Subtitles - Hilarious
New Mr. Vampire (Chinese title: 殭屍翻生; lit. "The Vampire Revived") a.k.a. The New Mr. Vampire is a 1987 Hong Kong horror film directed by Billy Chan and Leung Chung. It stars Chin Siu-ho (as Hsiao Hau Chien) and Lu Fang (as Tai-Fa) as the disciples and Chung Fat and Huang Ha as the rival masters Chin and Wu.
Synopsis
The brother of a local business baron is killed by a hopping corpse, a creature from Chinese jiangshi fiction. Chin and his disciple set to bury the corpse but their plans are foiled by Wu who allows the corpse to turn into a vampire. Meanwhile, Hsiao in a grave robbery attempt accidentally awakens a female corpse (Wong Siu Fung) who eventually turns out to be the Marshal's (Shum Wai) wife. During the commotion, Wu steals the vampire and sets it loose but is restrained by Chin who transports and hides the vampire in a hotel run by Wu Ma. The Marshal discovers them and his reanimated wife but the vampire is let loose once more by Wu and they all team up with the Marshal and his army to stop it.
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ETHOS - 1994 Singapore Short Film Festival Best Film - Super 8mm Film - Dominic Pereira
A short film made at Loyola Marymount University during the fall of 1993. Shot on Super 8mm Film. Won Best Film at the 1994 Singapore Film Festival.
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Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow #13 - Little German Boy
Total isolation results in an insanity so total, one transcends into a sentinel being.
During the Covid Lockdown of 2020, a Nobel laureate contracts Mad Cow and starts ranting.
Channelled from a mind gone mad, directly into the iphone and fed thru the daVinci. With ripe seed planted on online. Let the twisted tree grow!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Mentat Mantra of Dune - "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Unhinged Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow Disease #12 - "SGT. VERNON DEAN!"
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A monologue from the Screenplay - "Bring Me the Heads of 3 Jizzers".
INT. BENNY’S HOLE BAR, DISTRICT 2, HCMC - NIGHT
GG (55), owner and barkeep, tends bar. Of mixed race. White and Vietnamese. Tall. Skinny. Hair down to his buttocks. Incapable of controlling his life, he “needs” to dominate, “father”, and test others. An over confident braggart, far too cocky for his own good. Everything he says; partly truth, partly fiction, a walking contradiction. A smug “Asshole” who can never take a lick of what he dishes. He wears a T-shirt that has a huge letter G on it.
KODAMA (V.O.)
G.G. The G. G-string. G-spot. G-boy. You get the G drift. Loves sex and films. A real movie buff. He loves the butt stuff too. Just doesn’t realize it yet.
A TV plays a scene from “Deliverance” starring Burt Reynolds.
TV
Come on. Squeal. Squeal.
KODAMA (V.O.)
That infamous rape scene from Deliverance. Where hillbillies force a man to squeal like a pig as they fuck his ass. A 1973 classic. G’s fav. Pretty obvious why. Like macho man Lewis, no acting stretch for Burt Reynolds... you’re never quite sure if G’s a tough guy or just a blowhard.
He flips through an issue of “Guns & Ammo” Magazine and he strokes his pet cat.
INSERT MAGAZINE - Armed men next to scantily clad women.
GG looks up and stares right at us, the audience.
GG
What’ya cunts lookin’ at? What? What does G.G. stand for? By the end of this piece of pornographic exploitation you’ll find out.
(beat)
But, here’s a hint. Like ma Daddy, I’m a US Marine. Retired. And ma daddy was SGT. Vernon Dean. That’s right. Initials V.D. And that son of a bitch...
GG looks down and kisses a crucifix around his neck.
GG
Sorry grandma.
GG looks back at us.
GG
Now, that spiked cat’s prick even had a belt buckle announcing them initials to any hooker, on her knees, unbuckling him to do, what she was getting paid to do.
(beat)
Pops would always tell them hoes... he was scared of no fuckin’ V.D, coz - he WAS fucken V.D.!
GG eyes a photograph of Andrew Tate, hanging on the wall.
GG
Andrew Tate. The legend. A real man’s man. A committed asshole.
(beat)
But long before this unrepentant asshole led men out of darkness as the baddest motherfucker in the valley, there was the original G, O.G. Frank T. J. Mackey.
Frank T.J. Mackey is the fictional dating guru in “Magnolia”. GG keeps his gaze on us, but now as Frank T. J. Mackey, schooling us with his unique perspective on seduction.
GG
Respect the cock. And tame the cunt. I am the one in charge. I am the one who says yes. It is universal. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal.
(GG gyrates his hips, thrusting)
WE... ARE... MEN.., AH!
GG snaps back to reality and focuses on the DRUNKS and SLUTS populating his bar. Boozing. Groping. Ballooning. A drunk, white BACKPACKER (20’s), has his hand way up a BAR-GIRL’s (18) skirt. She’s zonked out of her mind by the steady flow of nitrous oxide a balloon hanging off her lips provides. She clueless to what’s being done to her privates.
GG
(talking to himself)
Drinking. Sucking. Fucking. Finger banging like it’s 1999. Oops, out of time.
The Bar-girl succumbs to unconsciousness, slumping over the Backpacker. His cue to finger bang her even more vigorously.
GG
(talking to himself)
In some parts, this would constitute rape. Not here. In the wild, wild East. Weinstein should’ve stayed in the ‘Nam.
The Backpacker retches, vomiting all over the Bar-girl.
GG
(shaking his head)
The fuckin’ human waste I gotta serve. Euro trash and dirt poor village sluts.
And who’s the sorry cunt that’s gotta clean up the cum?
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Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow #8 - Life Cycle of a Fornicator
Total isolation results in an insanity so total, one transcends into a sentinel being.
During the Covid Lockdown of 2020, a Nobel laureate contracts Mad Cow and starts ranting.
Channelled from a mind gone mad, directly into the iphone and fed thru the daVinci. With ripe seed planted on online. Let the twisted tree grow!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Mentat Mantra of Dune - "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow #9 - The Church of Non-Procreation Part 2
Total isolation results in an insanity so total, one transcends into a sentinel being.
During the Covid Lockdown of 2020, a Nobel laureate contracts Mad Cow and starts ranting.
Channelled from a mind gone mad, directly into the iphone and fed thru the daVinci. With ripe seed planted on online. Let the twisted tree grow!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Mentat Mantra of Dune - "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Hodge Twins joke about MEN GETTING PREGNANT
The Hodge Twins joke about MEN GETTING PREGNANT
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Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow #5 - Anuses have Feelings Too
Total isolation results in an insanity so total, one transcends into a sentinel being.
During the Covid Lockdown of 2020, a Nobel laureate contracts Mad Cow and starts ranting.
Channelled from a mind gone mad, directly into the iphone and fed thru the daVinci. With ripe seed planted on online. Let the twisted tree grow!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Mentat Mantra of Dune - "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Hodge Twins joke about MEN GETTING PREGNANT spiced up with Jonny McGovern Man Areas
The Hodge Twins joke about MEN GETTING PREGNANT spiced up with Jonny McGovern Man Areas Visuals and Audio.
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Robert De Niro Reacts to Matt Walsh's Gender Question - What is a Woman? - Circular Definition
Poking Fun at Circular Definitions.
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The Eulogy of Cassini - A self sacrifice that will never be forgotten - RIP
The Eulogy of Cassini - A self sacrifice that will never be forgotten - RIP
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Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow #3 - The Church of Non-Procreation
Total isolation results in an insanity so total, one transcends into a sentinel being.
During the Covid Lockdown of 2020, a Nobel laureate contracts Mad Cow and starts ranting.
Channelled from a mind gone mad, directly into the iphone and fed thru the daVinci. With ripe seed planted on online. Let the twisted tree grow!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Mentat Mantra of Dune - "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow #4 - The A.W.S.
Total isolation results in an insanity so total, one transcends into a sentinel being.
During the Covid Lockdown of 2020, a Nobel laureate contracts Mad Cow and starts ranting.
Channelled from a mind gone mad, directly into the iphone and fed thru the daVinci. With ripe seed planted on online. Let the twisted tree grow!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Mentat Mantra of Dune - "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Rantings of a Nobel Laureate afflicted with Mad Cow #6 - RESPECT MY PRONOUN
Total isolation results in an insanity so total, one transcends into a sentinel being.
During the Covid Lockdown of 2020, a Nobel laureate contracts Mad Cow and starts ranting.
Channelled from a mind gone mad, directly into the iphone and fed thru the daVinci. With ripe seed planted on online. Let the twisted tree grow!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Mentat Mantra of Dune - "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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PONY BOY SERIES #3 - Ride the White Horse - Celebrating SEXY, HOT Cis Women
Pony Boy Loves the Ladies!
Celebrate the Female Binary. For Hot Blooded Men, Lesbians etc to enjoy!
Sexy Chicks, Girls, Women - Nubile, Hot Cute, Gorgeous, Sensual Attractive, Desirable, Tantalizing, Ravishing.
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PONY BOY SERIES #18 "Me So Horny" Sexy Hot Asian Chick
Celebrating SEXY, HOT Cis Women
Pony Boy Loves the Ladies!
Celebrate the Female Binary. For Hot Blooded Men, Lesbians etc to enjoy!
Sexy Chicks, Girls, Women - Nubile, Hot Cute, Gorgeous, Sensual Attractive, Desirable, Tantalizing, Ravishing.
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MENSCH - An anti-Nazi Experimental Short Film on the Horrors of the Holocaust.
This is a work of Anti-Nazi satire. However, youtube, deemed it "extreme Hate Speech" and I was immediately terminated and banned from youtube for life.
This is what they wrote to me.
"Your account has been terminated due to repeated or severe violations of our Community Guidelines on Hate Speech. Although YouTube is a platform for expression of all kinds, our Community Guidelines prohibit speech that promotes hatred or violence towards certain groups or individuals."
Now, since, my film is ANTI-NAZI and depicting the horrific, utter lack of humanity of the Nazis, is youtube trying to say my video is hate speech against the Nazis? And that I am promoting "hatred or violence towards certain groups or individuals" i.e. the Nazis?
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