20 Best ‘ YO MAMA ‘ Mom Jokes Of All Time.

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1. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
2. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
3. Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
4. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
5. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
6. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
7. Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
8. Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
9. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
10. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
11. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
12. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
13. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
14. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
15. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
16. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
17. Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
18. Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
19. Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
20. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.