Funny moment try to don't laugh

1. I’m so glad we have brown cows, otherwise there wouldn’t be any chocolate milk.

2. 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I’m crazy. The tenth is just humming.

3. After Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

4. You should always knock before opening a fridge, just in case there’s a salad dressing inside.

5. A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who knows where to look for such a man