SELLING THE ILLUSION OF SAFETY

Fear is the currency and wokeness is the antidote as more companies step up their PR campaigns to ensure anyone mired in fear that their savior has arrived.

The latest merchant of clownery is none other than Yelp! - the crispy garb "reviews" website that is barely capable of doing the one thing it's supposed to be good at.

New filters will allow the 14 people that trust Yelp to filter businesses based on whether they require the juice or if their employees have been juiced.

Yet another totally unenforceable signal of virtue meant to mislead the emotionally vulnerable into a false sense of safety. Don't worry, they're here to kEeP yOu sAfE.