Re•al•i•TEA (Wellness Tea)
Re•al•i•TEA is an all-natural wellness tea that will cure #blessed syndrome. This depressant comes in three flavors and takes effect in just five minutes. If you're feeling like you're on cloud nine, make a cup of Re•al•i•TEA!
Re•al•i•TEA. Who said life is fair?*
*Not a real product.