Five Tweets That Discourage You From Having Kids

Published February 1, 2020

Rumble / Babies & Kids1. “My son just ‘accidentally’ dumped an entire bottle of salad dressing over his head so that’s how my night is going.”
2. “My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster…”
3. “My daughter just accidentally dropped her snotty tissue into my coffee and if that’s not a metaphor for parenting I don’t know what is.”
4. “12 year old I babysit just poured chocolate milk on my head b/c I wouldn't let her eat jellybeans for lunch.”
5. “Toddlers are savage af. When 3 is done talking to her grandparents she doesn't say bye. No warning, just ‘alexa, hang up’”

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