Angelic Little Kitten Refuses To Leave His Owner's Pocket

NewsflarePublished: February 14, 2019
Published: February 14, 2019

Oh, pockets. Pockets are just incredible. They have the ability to hold so much stuff, so much amazing stuff! Candy bars? A wad of cash? Glitter to throw at your enemies? But not once in my entire life have I ever thought of putting an adorable kitten in my pocket. Until today, that is.

Meet 39, a British short hair kitten. 39 is not only the most adorable thing that I have ever seen, what with his gray and white fur and little pink nose, but he also absolutely loves hanging out in people’s pockets! 39’s owner claims that he loves riding around in her pocket so much that he will actually climb in her pocket all on his own! This video, filmed in Wuxi City in Eastern China, shows the cute little kitten bobbing his head in and out of the pocket as if to see what’s going on around him.

Let’s list the benefits of having your very own kitten pocket. Firstly, think of how many fights you could disengage with the help of a pocket kitten. Someone gets mad at you, looks like they’re about to throw a punch or two, and then BOOM – you whip out the pocket kitten. The angry person is calmed immediately.

Secondly, think about how much brighter your day will be with one of these bad boys. Any time you start to feel down, just open up your pocket and stare into the world’s cutest face. Just look at his little blue eyes! You’d never be sad again.

Reason number three to have your very own pocket kitten? You will know where your kitten is at all times. These little guys are known for getting themselves into these sticky situations. Sometimes I can’t seem to find my cat for hours, only to realize they’ve been sleeping behind the dryer or under a bed. But with a pocket kitten, your kitten is always right there where you put it last. In your pocket!

If I haven’t convinced you to get a pocket kitten, then I don’t know what to tell you. Perhaps you should take another look at this video; at adorable little 39 all snug in his owner’s pocket. Don’t you want a portable pet that you can take with you on the go? Don’t you want to be the envy of your family and friends? Don’t you want to have to explain to everyone why your clothing is always meowing? Come on! Get yourself a pocket kitten. Mike = dropped.

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