Trump Hilariously Tells The Story Of How Gulf of Mexico Became Gulf of America

"I asked somebody, good lawyers in my office, I said, would I be able to change the Gulf of Mexico? Is that possible to the Gulf? Sir, it's been that way for 350 years.... I said, that's not the question. Am I able to change it? Yes. What do I do? Just give us the order and we'll do it. And I did, and we changed it, and everybody's happy. Well, not everybody, but most people, most people are happy, but it's great prestige for our country."