🔥 LIVE! Judge NUKES Ex Parte?! BBB EMAILS BENCH, PAINT CHIP TORCHED!?! @WhatTheHale$ 🔥

Hold onto your hats, folks—because Filings just detonated in the last 24 hours. 💥📨🧨 From BBB’s ex parte email stunt to court orders flamethrowing Paint Chip, the docket is a barbecue pit and everyone brought lighter fluid. 🔥📚
Ex parte email? The judge aired it out on the docket like dirty laundry. 🧺📬
Ghostwritten tantrum under Dad’s name? Court called it and set house rules. 📝🚫
Deadlines set, clown car parked, caption graffiti banned. 🚧🤡
I’m breaking down who got smoked, why it matters, and where the sanctions clouds are forming. 🌩️⚖️
Callout: Too many bombs to defuse in one stream — we’re doing triage with Velcro shoes and a mop. 🧽👟