Woke University Declares LORD OF THE RINGS Racist — You Shall Not Pass Without a DEI Degree!

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So apparently, the University of Nottingham thinks J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings is racist.
That’s right — they’re teaching a class called “Decolonizing Tolkien,” claiming that orcs are “people of color,” the “Dark Lord” is “problematic,” and Gandalf’s white robe somehow symbolizes “white supremacy.”

In today’s episode we’ll break down:
⚔️ The absurd “academic logic” behind Decolonizing Tolkien
💀 Why the orcs = POC argument collapses faster than a bridge in Moria
🎓 How woke ideology is colonizing classic literature & fantasy
📺 Why Amazon’s Rings of Power proved fans won’t buy the “re-imagined” version
🔥 And how Tolkien himself actually fought racism in real life

Because nothing says “higher education” like paying $60,000 to be told Sauron was misunderstood.

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🔗 SOURCES MENTIONED
The Telegraph — “University of Nottingham course claims Tolkien ‘demonizes people of color’”
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