The Elder God's Review

The Elder God's Review // Cthulhu's Latte Order (Techno-Swing)

Ever had a bad customer? This song is the tragicomic ballad of Kevin, a barista whose biggest problem isn't low tips, but fulfilling the absurd, specific coffee order of an Elder God.

The stakes are literally cosmic: the fate of the mortal world depends on achieving a perfectly symmetrical oat latte foam and avoiding the wrath that comes when you run out of existential dread. It's a high-energy, Lovecraftian collision of Cozy Diner aesthetic and furious Techno-Swing, proving that the service industry truly is hell.