VibeFoundry - Full Throttle Granny | Redneck Rock

Full Throttle Granny is a high-octane redneck rock story about a badass grandma who steals a lifted truck and raises hell across the South. From lipstick notes on the fridge to burning rubber in front of a church, this track is pure outlaw chaos wrapped in gritty guitar riffs and stomping drums. It's fast, it's loud, and it's unapologetically Southern. With moonshine in her cup and a trail of wreckage behind her, Granny proves that age ain’t got nothin’ on horsepower.

If you love southern rock, truck anthems, rebel storytelling, and unfiltered redneck energy, Full Throttle Granny is your next ride-or-die track. Crank it up, share it with your crew, and remember: never leave your keys near Meemaw’s gun rack. This is raw, funny, and loud music for anyone who’s ever dropped a gear and disappeared in the dust.

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Lyrics:
Woke up late with a hangin’ head,
Truck was gone, so was my meds.
Fridge had a note in lipstick red:
"Gone racin’. Don't end up dead."

Grandma stole my truck, blastin’ outlaw rock,
Screamin’ down Main with a bird in stock.
No damn brakes, just grit and luck,
She’s the queen of chaos in my pickup truck!

Sheriff called, said
“Boy, sit tight,”
Your meemaw’s burnin’ through the night.
Tires lit up like Sunday sin,
Ran that red light with a whiskey grin.

Grandma stole my truck, blastin’ outlaw rock,
Screamin’ down Main with a bird in stock.
No damn brakes, just grit and luck,
She’s the queen of chaos in my pickup truck!

Bought some nitro, found a new man,
Half her age with a spray-on tan.
She hit the border, broke that gate,
Yelled “Freedom’s late, but I won’t wait!”

She’s got one eye on the road,
One on the jar.
Cut her off once…
You won't get far.

Now she's got merch, shirts in a pile,
"Meemaw Drags" in redneck style.
Wrinkled groupies, wild and mean,
She turned that trailer into a dragstrip queen.

Grandma stole my truck, moonshine in her cup,
Left rubber marks and tore it up.
Hit the gas, ain’t givin’ a fxxx—
Now the legend rides with a perm and a buck!

She outran drones and three state troopers,
Flipped ‘em off in her house shoes and supers.
Threw a pie at a cop like a hand grenade,
Then peeled out screamin’ “I ain't afraid!”

She pulled up slow to the old church lot,
Gospel crankin’, speakers hot.
Tipped her hat to the preacher’s crowd,
Then laid a burnout long and loud.

“This is unit 69…
She just jumped the creek… in reverse.
Requestin’ backup… and a priest.”

Last I heard… she was racin’ thunder in Arizona.

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