Dramatic Re-creation Throwback: My Wife's First NFL Sunday with Me

Mostly true story.

She didn't actually watch with me all day; she puttered around the house waiting for each game to end, and was dismayed every time a new game started.

"How did she not know this about you while dating?"

Good question: we dated long distance for a year.

She grew up in Iowa—no professional sports teams—and I lived in Los Angeles.

When I moved to Iowa, we moved in together immediately, and that was in... June?

Either way, there ya go.

That's the story behind the sketch.