"Sarah Boone" reacts to another lawyer running (parody)

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In this dramatic (and totally not legally binding) parody, your sassy conductress Mo steps fully into character as Sarah Boone, reacting with theatrical flair to the news that yet another court-appointed attorney has fled the madness. Channeling the chaotic energy of Boone’s infamous jailhouse letters, Mo delivers a hilariously unhinged response—complete with definitions of justice, truth, and perception, metaphorical gold in the cracks, and side-eyes at everyone from YouTubers to judges who might just be cashing in on the case.

With exaggerated righteousness, Mo (as Boone) forgives us all for “misjudging” her, accuses the media of profiting off her pain, and implies the courtroom might just be one big monetized circus. If you’ve been following the Sarah Boone saga, you already know the letter is coming—so Mo delivers it before Sarah can.