Tiger tony and adopted son kangroo joey at Parents' Council

Tony the tiger attends Joey’s parent-teacher meeting but gets dragged into a heated debate when the gym teacher claims kangaroos “aren’t team sports material.” Tony delivers a powerful monologue about diversity and inclusion while balancing on a yoga ball. Then Joey challenges the class to a hop-off… and wins it like a champ.
Tony sits in an awkwardly small classroom chair next to Joey. A PE teacher (a sweaty meerkat?) says:

GYM TEACHER:
“I love Joey, but kangaroos just aren’t team sports material. They jump solo.”

TONY (deadpan):
“Funny. Humans invented football , yet somehow I’m the one who doesn’t fit in.”

[NARRATOR VO (mock-serious)]
“In nature, tigers don’t attend meetings. In suburbia, they argue about inclusivity while sitting on nflatable furniture.”

[SHOT] Tony slowly inflates a yoga ball with a foot pump and sits on it dramatically.

TONY (to room):
“I need this to stay grounded. Emotionally. Spiritually. Legally.”

🎯 Caption:
"When your dad is a tiger, vegan, and legally required to use a yoga ball."
Tony stands up on the yoga ball (with surprising balance), holding a juice box like it’s a mic. TONY (passionately):
“You tell me Joey isn't team material? He hops circles around your lesson plan! Marsupials invented cardio!”
Joey stands up quietly, adjusts tiny sunglasses, sticks out his tongue like a pro, and says:

JOEY (coolly):
“Let’s settle this. Hop-off. Me vs. Coach.”

GYM TEACHER (confident):
“You’re on, Joey. Best of 3 laps.”

[SHOT] Everyone piles outside to the playground. The school PA system plays a dramatic remix of "Eye of the Tiger."🎯 Caption:
"When your kid goes full anime protagonist mid-P.E. class."
Slow-motion footage of Joey hopping like a furry blur. Tongue out. Shades on. Leaves the teacher choking on dust.

NARRATOR VO:
“And so, Joey hopped not just for pride, but for every misunderstood marsupial who ever got labeled ‘not quite team material.’”

[SHOT] Tony wipes a tear from his eye.

TONY (yelling):
“That’s my boy! That’s my herbivorous boy!”

[SHOT] Joey high-fives a squirrel and casually hops away like nothing happened.

🎯 Caption:
"Joey just won a hop-off like it was the Olympics. Eye of the Tiger included."SHOT] Cut to confused parents nodding along like they understand.

TONY (leaning in):
“If hopping isn’t a sport, then what is PE even teaching? Conformity?”