🛠 💥 WELCOME TO THE MOST NOT-SO-SATISFACTORY FACTORY ON RUMBLE 💥🛠

(because apparently it’s illegal to NOT write one — thanks, Internet Critics Union)

So here it is. The description. The thing 99.9% of viewers scroll past faster than a conveyor line on caffeine ☕➡️⚙️

👷‍♂️ This stream contains:

Industrial accidents waiting to happen 🚨

Conveyor belts doing figure-eights in the sky 🌀

Entire power grids collapsing from one plugged-in toaster ⚡🍞

And me, your humble chaos engineer, rebooting the whole dang factory for the sixth time because efficiency is a myth and spaghetti is a lifestyle 🍝🔩

💨 There's a lot of air in this world — unfortunately, none of it's powering my turbines
🧪 I'm not even sure what a conda is, but I bet it's lurking in my biomass burners whispering bad decisions

To the guy who said my channel doesn't have descriptions:
You're right.
It had art. Now it has this. You're welcome. 🎁

So click play, sit back, and watch me slowly lose my mind in the most beautiful, factory-fueled meltdown since Chernobyl got a promotion.
📦📦📦
#Satisfactory #FactoryLife #WhereAreMyRotors