🔥 Revisiting the Laura Owens Courtroom Circus : pt 2🎭⚖️🤰💥

🚨 Buckle up, degenerates and court-watchers — we’re cracking open the vault and going back in time to the courtroom hearing where Laura Owens tried to pass off Walgreens receipts and belly bloating as sworn evidence! 🧾🎬

This isn’t just a paternity case — it’s a masterclass in legal cosplay. From the fake sonograms to the magical morphing timelines, we’ll walk through the original hearing and break down the real reason prosecutors finally said:
🧑‍⚖️ “Yeah, no. Indict her.”

We’re covering:
🔎 Testimony with more plot holes than a daytime soap
📉 Evidence that deflates faster than her story
💻 “Here’s my patient portal” — a PR move disguised as proof
🎭 Bonus performance: Laura plays every role in her own tragedy

If you thought the press release was delusional, wait ‘til you see the courtroom footage. It’s all here — the lies, the contradictions, the dramatic overacting — and none of it aged well.

💣 Justice may take its time, but Shizzy’s got the receipts. Don’t miss this surgical roast.