Plants Have Wi-Fi, History's a Lie, and Crystals are Basically Bluetooth

In Plants Have Wi-Fi, History's a Lie, and Crystals are Basically Bluetooth, we dig (pun intended) into the mind-blowing world of plant energy — yes, your fern is secretly dropping beats. We’ll explore how plants convert their subtle bioelectric vibes into actual sound waves (spoiler: they're better musicians than most garage bands). Then we spiral — gracefully, of course — into the grand cosmic cover-up: why history books are basically the world's longest fiction section. And because no frequency frenzy would be complete without them, we round it all out with a crash course on crystals — nature’s original Bluetooth devices for tuning, charging, and occasionally just looking very cool. It's a garden party, a conspiracy, and a crystal rave, all packed into one high-vibe episode you definitely didn’t learn about in school.