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CRYSTAL LAKE MUSIC VIDEO
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are owned by Victor Miller and Sean S. Cunningham respectively.
Night-Screamer Productions claims NO OWNERSHIP of anything having to do with this franchise.
This video is simply a loving homage to a franchise and a character that has inspired us in our own creative endeavors.
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Crystal Lake
[Verse 1]
A drowning child
Mother stricken with grief
She killed 2 campers
Then they closed it all down
A bunch of fires
No one knows who did it
[Bridge]
Then the water goes bad in ‘62
Thanks for the lift...
[Chorus]
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
It’s got a DEATH CURSE!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
AND YOU’RE ALL SCREWED!
He’ll hunt you down
He’ll smash your head
And in the end
Everyone is dead!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
[Verse 2]
The boy of ‘57
Rose from watery grave
He grew up fast
And avenged his Mom
Covered his face
Built his woodland shack
[Bridge]
5 long years a survivalist
Time to go on a killing spree!
[Chorus]
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
It’s got a DEATH CURSE!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
AND YOU’RE ALL SCREWED!
He’ll cut you down
Impale your guts
The legend of dread!
And in the end
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
[Verse 3]
He wore the sack
Machete to shoulder
Donned the hockey mask
And the icon was born
Never the same
The rural Crystal town
[Bridge]
The endless kills
The bloody spills
The desperate breaths
And the tragic deaths
[Chorus]
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
It’s got a DEATH CURSE!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
AND YOU’RE ALL SCREWED!
Hung from the barn
An axe to the head
Little Tommy J.
Hacked him to death!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
[Music Break]
[Verse 4]
2 bolts of lightning
Rotting corpse brought to life
The legend returns
The masked man of camp blood
The children screamed
Tommy J’s dire mistake
[Bridge]
No matter how many times he dies
The mask will be back
[Chorus]
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
It’s got a DEATH CURSE!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
AND YOU’RE ALL SCREWED!
A rotting corpse
Or huge cyborg
Camp Blood’s killer
Obeys his Mom!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
It’s got a DEATH CURSE!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
AND YOU’RE ALL SCREWED!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
Camp Crystal Lake is Jinxed!
[Fade Out]
[End Song]
Lyrics written by;
Douglas Bray
Owner and proprietor of
Night-Screamer Productions
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