Dinner Is Served (In a Patch) – UK Column Pathétic News

The World Health Organization unveils its haute cuisine for the masses: nutrient pouches straight to the bloodstream, stem-cell sludge with chemical tang, and the occasional lobster-flavoured sticker—if you’re lucky. Tedros, saving the world one scam at a time, calls it progress. Farmers call it bollocks. The WHO’s official response? “Do one.”
Bon appétit.
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