Well's Closed (1527)

Hark! Depart ye to Rumble to hear a true tale too gruesome to be told on the emperor's video platform. I present ye the only known existing copy of Sir Bartholomew Jackson's "Well's Closed", which tells a story of battling evil treacherous witches through the midsummer heat.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
We are in the midst of an heat wave
But thou needst to close the well today
No joke tis a serious problem
Someone hath poisoned the water

[Verse 2]
Had to slap a witch right in the face
There was rats all over the place
Now the water may test positive
Best close the well if thou wants to live

[Chorus 1]
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed for today
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed due to plague

[Bridge]
Summer is hither, it can't get any hotter
Yet we can't drink because there's plague in the water
Don't drink if ye don't want to get the plague
Don't drink lest thou art already gay

[Chorus 2]
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed for today
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed due to plague

[Verse 3]
I caught a witch with a bag of rats
She had a big nose and a pointy hat
Now there's plague at the water well
The witch that did this shall burn in hell

[Chorus 3]
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed for today
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed due to plague

[Chorus 4]
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed for today
Wells closed (wells closed)
Wells closed due to plague

[Outro End]
Block the bucket, block block the bucket
Block the bucket, block block the bucket
You don't want wanna get plague, b*tch!